I will be so brief with this cuz am kinda late for work. Do I really have a job now?
It's a long story I will be filling you with
later.


I remember when I started blogging, I
used to have one of the most
controversial blogs around then,
86wiz.com which I later sold after some
years of running it. It was a big sale out.


Then, people always considered me to be
one kind of genius that understood
everything about love affairs. I wrote
mostly on love issues, erotic stories and
so on, but don't rush there, The guy that
bought it changed all that anyway.
Then, I got a lot of invites on BBM, my
phone was always buzzing every now and
then by people seeking for solutions to
their problems. Some needing a kind of
crazy hook up, thinking I was one love-vendor or
something. And above all, ladies. These
ones called thinking I was so rich.


That was how this lady added me on bbm
one early morning. She commended my
work and blah blah blah... She said I must
be a Kind of genius and a noble guy as
well. I said yes, that my family started
the Aristrocat Record that had Burna Boy.
We are elites. This girl was so delighted,
thinking she had met her prince
charming. It later got to how lucky my
girlfriend would be having me. I told her I
had non. She didn't even waste time, she
just told me. She would be ready to fill up
the space.


We kicked off And I invited her down to
Abeokuta on her birthday. She actually
wanted to come but I guessed some guys
promised tripping her out. So she
scheduled her coming to the following
day.



I was at the balcony of my apartment at
the 2nd floor when this girl arrived. I
recognised her immediately and lo and
behold, some other chick was sitting right
behind her. I just waved it off and was of
the opinion the bike man took another
passenger going elsewhere, when these
girls began to smile and then I realised
they came together.
I thought of switching off my phone at
that moment, but she had seen me the
moment she came down from the bike.


They came up and she introduced her
cousin. I just took them to the balcony.
They sat and I had prepared chicken
sauce, hoping it was the mumu alone that
would be coming. I served them both
anyway. And after eating, I called a friend
to come keep the company of the cousin.


Then I took this girl to my apartment and
started chastising her on that. She gave
one lame story that their grandma asked
the cousin to go with her so she'll
wouldn't feel lonely at home. So your
cousin had to come with you all the way
from Lagos. Funny enough, I got pissed
and I made up my mind she was only
gonna get the 2K I had intended given
her.


We got to the bus stop and I dropped the
2k for her. She was like what for. How is
this gonna take them to LAGOS. Were
you expecting 10k, I asked her. I just
turned away from them and started
heading home.

My friend was with them
and trying to ask me to come back and at
least add another 1k, I told him to do
that, at least, he had gotten the cousin's
contacts, so he was family now too.
Didn't even turn my head, not to talk of
going back.


I got home and noticed they only ate one
of the chicken I gave to them. Well they
are not gluttons at that. It was when I
wanted to eat the meat at night, that I
noticed this girl ate the meat and
creamed the bone with stew to make it
look untouched. Then I realised I ought
to have given them nothing.

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Boys of nowadays though...

Bone de la' creame

Good Riddance.
You could have also asked for #500 change from her to teach her a bitter lesson.

Ur jux a stingy goat! If u av moni as u claim y hoard it?? Courtesy demands u tek kia of ur visitors 2 d best of ur ability...den later u can call ha nd censure ha abt ha behaviour. Dats wat a gentleman would av done. Kum 2 tink of it na evn u invite am.

I couldn't help but laugh.

It was mean but hilarious. Some guys sha.....

Chris95:
Ur jux a stingy goat! If u av moni as u claim y hoard it?? Courtesy demands u tek kia of ur visitors 2 d best of ur ability...den later u can call ha nd censure ha abt ha behaviour. Dats wat a gentleman would av done. Kum 2 tink of it na evn u invite am.

noted

The guy press P.

Two of una wan chop and none of una wan give 50:50 no cheating

Loool. So if she hadn't come with her cousin, what would have happened?

Lols. boys of nowdays

Ok

Stingy boy

Juz cnt stop laffing here...so funny!!

Op that is bad,you dn"t have to do that at least take care of them to the best of your ability. You can reprimand the lady later. Show some respect and stop being stingy!!

Omoalhaja7:
Juz cnt stop laffing here...so funny!!

serious? That is stale!!