The topic says it all . What is the most embarrassing moment of your life?

I'll post mine too...


Mine goes this way...


It was the day I had visitors including girls in my room and my dad just came in and because I didn't do just 1 little message, he started calling me all sort of names. Was so embarrassed that day like mehnnn....

. E be like say this lady F is as jobless as I am

Na the day wey I stop bus because shit hold me, I been dey purge.. .. I stop the bus twice... traveling from Lagos to ilorin

The day I ......

Idc

It was d day I had visitors including girls in my room and my dad just came in and because I didn't do just 1 little message, he started calling me all sort of names. Was so embarrassed that day like mehnnn.

My own serious o!

I drafted a love letter when I was in sec school, I sent my friend to help me to tell a SSS1 gurl I had crush on to meet me at the entrance to the toilet. I was in SSS2.

She came, I talked and gave her the letter. Unknowing to me, one of our teachers was in the toilet eavesdropping to our conversation. He just came out, before I could run, he called my name cos he knew me. He collected the letter from her.

The following morning, I feigned being ill but mum wouldn't allowed me to stay at home. She insisted I must go to school.
On the assembly ground after the national anthem, the teacher mounted the pulpit and called the girl and I out. He told the girl to read the letter and she did. He beat me and told me to bring my parents.

It was so embarrassing!

Mine was in high school.

There are usually weekly inspections and they start with the girls' hostels first.

That Saturday, they decided to start with the boys hostel and I was not ready so I hid in the ceiling.

I'm hearing a sound. "Lord, what am I hearing?" I asked God from my soul and before I got a reply ----

"Gbrroooaaaa" the ceiling don break and there came Nkenu dropping down.

I Don't Think I have an embarrassing moment.

Mmmm, lemme think...Now I remember.

Mine goes like this( PG-13 UNRATED)...

THERE IS THIS LADY WHO STAYS WITH US SOMETIMES AND SHE SLEEPS MY ROOM. SHE'S WAY OLDER THAN ME, LIKE WAY,WAY OLDER, I WAS LIKE 16 THEN SIXTEEN OR 15. ANYWAYS, WHENEVER SHE SLEEPS OVER..WHEN SHE'S IN DEEP SLUMBER ME DON DO LIKE SAY SLEEP CARRY ME(I'M JUST WAITING FOR A MOMENT TO STRIKE) AND WHEN THE MOMENT SHOW FACE I DEEP MY HANDS IN HER BLOUSE, NA NIGHT SO NO BRA( HIGHWAY EXPRESS ) I GO JUST DEY FUNDLE HER BOOBS.. I KEPT ON DOING THIS FOR A LONG TIME, I NO KNOW IF SHE KNOWS OR IF SHE'S REALLY ASLEEP.. ANYTHING NIGHT SHE STAYS OVER AND I GET CHANCE I MUST DO THAT THING THEN ON A FATEFUL NIGHT I DECIDED TO REACH FOR THE FALLEN RING DOWN THE DRAIN (IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN) AS MY HAND WENT DOWNTOWN MY FINGER WAS ABOUT TO GATE CRASH THE TOWN NA THE AUNTY HELD MY HAND O...O BOI CUM SLEEP FREEZING. I ACTED LIKE MY HAND SLEEPWALKED INTO DOWNTOWN I MOVED NOT A SINGLE MUSCLE, SHE JUST REMOVED MY HAND. O BOI I NO SLEEP AFTER LIKE 2HRS I WAS SCARED TO SHIII THEN THE FOLLOWING MORNING, HERE COMES THE EMBARRASSING PART.

AFTER I WOKE UP,CHECKED MY SIDE SHE WAS ALREADY UP..I WALKED OUT THEN I SAW HER WITG MY MUM THEY WERE CHIT CHATTING.. MEHN CUM SEE DRUMBEAT..SHE LOOK AT ME AND SAID DROGON I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST NIGHT( SHE JUST WORSENED MY SITUATION, I WANT THE GROUND TO OPEN) I COME JUST ALL MY CHAKRA SMILE..MY MOM ASKED HER WHAT HAPPENED THANK GOD SHE SAID NOTHING...IT WAS EMBARRASSING EHN...AFTER THEN ANYTIME I SEE HER NA GOOD EVENING MA.





DRACARYS

Cant rili say is d most embrassin,bt i fink is one of moments i can rememba now....
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Hav had sexual advances in time pass frm older females during my childhood years, bt i started my sexual life quite late.. I met diz very beautiful calaba gal along my street..we got along, her affinity towards me increased knwin i was doing my IT in da Refinery..to cut d story short...
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I Invited her to my friends apartment, ma frnd bought US malt and left...nt quite long i started jittery, wanted 2 mak à move bt dont knw how to start..worst was dat d gals was quite exposed..and my whole intention was jus obvious to her, later on i brought my friends pix and started explainin d people in d pix 2 her,..u culd feel hw tense i ws frm my shakin voice....i was juz Wishin she culd start up d move.u can imagine....after d whole drama, d gal culd nt take it, so she opted goin, i persuadéd her to stay som mins more tinkin i culd summount little courage, she agreed.. I was juz Walkin up n down d room, oning TV and changing Channels with sweat al around my body...wen she finally decided to leave. ..I held her and told her dat our Church is doing fastin..dat she shld please com nxt week.....
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Dat was d last tym Edima came around...even to pick my calls na die...
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EDIMA AM SORY...I DINT REP THE PENIS OWNERS ASSOCIATION (JOA) dat very day...am now à changed person

It was the day I assured my dad's meeting friends that a particular design can never be actualized by any graphic designer. Only to Discovered that they later did it else where exactly as they discribe it. After my dad as proudly told them how competent I was in my field of work. You can imagine the level of embarrassment.

I am speak wrong engrish in front of one beautiful babe inside Ecobank bank for Lagos,imagine the multitude!

The one that painted me most was I claiming to be a graduated student of Covernant university

Sorry...nxt

Chai Op, u made me remember this sorrowful day.....
Tried several times to make her come over, she came at last after enough boasting from me. Got down with her n d unexpected happened, with jus 2 thrust, I spilled my juice. I was shocked, I wish d ground could jus open up n swallow me. She was jus looking at me shaking her head, JT went limp.... Didn't rise til she left, tried making her come over again so I can right my wrongs buh till this moment, I didn't get a second chance... Can't forget that day... My most embarrassing day

The day my d|ck slipped from my boxer front in midst of my sister`s friends... Since then I dare not wear boxer in midst of people around...That event is stuck in my head

D day a gal I had a crush on asked me for money ND I was unfortunately cashless AKA broke Dat day....... Choi

When my mom caught me banging my girlfriend in the palour. Mehnn i felt like killing myself

mistakenly sending a text message to my ex girlfriends mum telling her how hot she was on bed







meanwhile if you wanna laugh tire today
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Can't remember. Made frontpage . Its my birthday can I get100 likes

watching..

When my lesson teacher gave me three healthy slaps in front of my lesson mates simply because I was late to lesson class.

The girls where all in full view. My crush that time, was among the lookers-on.

haven't had any yet...

Yet to experience any

when I booked space and the Thread didn't make FP?
lol dat wasn't embarrassing.....

When my engine got heated and my car broke down on the highway......
Other cars were just busy horning.....
lol I forgot to put water that morning...




LTC!!