Captainswag225:
gud evening! Whats up?

Aisha95:

I have been around my friend. Only that it will take more than the bare eyes to notice my presence. Need to worry. I will blend you into the system soon.

Sassybae:
Now that's bad, no mention

Ok I really wanna know how that works too, when will you do that

Aisha95:

You really wanna know?
Aren't you scared of the forces beneath the realms of shadows where sages dwell?
You sure about what you are committing to?

Sassybae:
Lol don't try to scare me,
Yea I wanna know,hence its something that has to do with sage, am interested

Aisha95:

Alright. Do well to meet me @ the pinnacle of the white lotus - house of light..
Time - 12 :00 a.m. Prompt.

Sassybae:
How does that work,don't know there

Aisha95:

Okay. Follow the below instrutions:
- Make sure you set your alarm clock to 12: 00 a.m.
- Wake up exactly at the brink of the time above.
- Recipe these incantations: bubey ordeta arisium surpla take my ilo thus.
Before you know, you have reached your destination.
See you there.
-

Sassybae:
Okk cool

Aisha95:

Yeah. Your spirit will be fortified with overwhelming power.

Gurgle:


you haven't done much on this account, so just close it and start another one with a more distinctive name

ask remotecontrol, egusisoup, friedplantain or namedonfinish for an inspiring moniker

Inspiring moniker? The _fuck is inspiring about a name like friedplantain or egusisoup?

FriedPlantain:
Inspiring moniker? The _fuck is inspiring about a name like friedplantain or egusisoup?

Gurgle:


you haven't done much on this account, so just close it and start another one with a more distinctive name

ask remotecontrol, egusisoup, friedplantain or namedonfinish for an inspiring moniker

shut:


Hahaha you're hysterical.
myself, I've got close to 300 mentions daily. I'm already tired trying to make those fighters substitute 'shvt up' for 'keep quiet' when they start arguing .

shut:


Hahaha you're hysterical.
myself, I've got close to 300 mentions daily. I'm already tired trying to make those fighters substitute 'shvt up' for 'keep quiet' when they start arguing .

Of all names to call yourself, you chose 'shut'? What inspired the name in the first place?

Gurgle:


Lol but babe, why shut? it looks cute though, I can understand why you didn't use "shut2038402"

theres also a guy called "mention" somewhere. I wonder how he feels...

You can have a funny and weird preception at times ehn, what is cute about the moniker 'shut'?

FriedPlantain:
You can have a funny and weird preception at times ehn, what is cute about the moniker 'shut'?

Gurgle:


it don't know, I just like the way it looks. next to the pink (f) it looks nice

anyway do you have any suggestions for OP

maybe he can be your brother, roastedplantain

How about strongpenis?

FriedPlantain:
How about strongpenis?

Gurgle:


Lol but babe, why shu t? it looks cute though, I can understand why you didn't use "shut2038402"

theres also a guy called "mention" somewhere. I wonder how he feels...

Gurgle:


you sef, why you nor pick am

It was my former moniker but I grew too popular too quickly and nairaland babes were all over me like sharwarma.
Seun got too jealous and banned me till 2099. I hope i wont have forgotten my password once my ban elapses.

shut:

friedplantain what were you thinking before you registered lol

Oh, I created this nairaland account a day after I overheard my 3 years crush telling her boyfriend (both are my colleagues) how my head is as flat as dodo. That b1tch!

FriedPlantain:
It was my former moniker but I grew too popular too quickly and nairaland babes were all over me like sharwarma.
Seun got too jealous and banned me till 2099. I hope i wont have forgotten my password once my ban elapses.

Gurgle:


Lol for your hot vegetable oil dream

Seriously, Nairaland girls go gaga sighting my moniker. Everyone loves a strongpen1s.

FriedPlantain:
Oh, I created this nairaland account a day after I overheard my 3 years crush telling her boyfriend (both are my colleagues) how my head is as flat as dodo. That b1tch!

StrongPenis:
Seriously, Nairaland girls go gaga sighting my moniker. Everyone loves a strongpen1s.

Gurgle:


you haven't done much on this account, so just close it and start another one with a more distinctive name

ask remotecontrol, egusisoup, friedplantain or namedonfinish for an inspiring moniker

namedonfinish:

i will gladly mentor the mentee well. if i don't do it, who will.....

Gurgle:

they are mood-lifting
I have been waiting to see your name somewhere, it makes me smile

FriedPlantain:
Inspiring moniker? The _fuck is inspiring about a name like friedplantain or egusisoup?

namedonfinish:

yah, when you garnish ur plate of rice wit his name, u will wanna ask for more

Gurgle:

Yesss, I could have used some today with my rice and stew chaii