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Want Her In Your Bed: Send This 20 Text Messages To Her (see Here) by helenajah: 2:21pm On Aug 11, 2015 |
Naughty and raunchy text messages are an integral part of every relationship. We’ve all been there, and we’ve all sent it to a special someone. But have you ever felt awkward to start a naughty conversation through text messages? Or at another time, did your mind ever go blank when your partner asked you to say something sexy in a text? Well, worry no more. Using sexy text messages to seduce your lover Firstly, if you want to seduce a sexy friend or a new lover, or want to start talking dirty for the first time through text messages, you need to read these features. And once you’ve mastered the art of sending sexy texts, read on. Sending a sexy text to a sexy someone should come naturally. You can say anything you feel like, and as long as you feel Hot, chances are, you’ll say all the right things. Things to know before texting sex You can always text a naughty line like “I want you now… come on and f**k me!” It works and sends the message straight through. But it comes with a major flaw. When you make a sexy text sound too explicit or say a sexy line without hiding any meaning, your text loses its sensual appeal. It’s too direct and as exciting as it seems, it’s still boring because you leave nothing to surprise. Your partner may read it, smile and just play along with your mood. Let’s face it, shocking sexual sentences don’t always work. They’re fun, but they cut the suspense and go straight to the end. And in a realistic world, how many times can you ask your lover to leave everything and *come and get you*! If you want to enjoy a sexy text conversation, you need to involve your partner. You need to excite them slowly and you need to make them feel like they’re a part of the sexual buildup. And the best way to start a sexy text conversation is by starting slow and easy, and playing with the sentences to turn the person on one step at a time. 20 sexy messages to start a sexy conversation Keep your sexy text messages naughty and mysterious. It makes the exchange of texts more exciting because your partner wouldn’t know what’s on your mind. Instead, they’ll feel like they’re the one that’s building up the sexual texts by asking the right questions, when in fact, you’ll be the one who actually starts the whole sexy game by saying the perfect first line! Are you ready to get naughty while texting sexy? Just use these subtle and sexy conversation starters while texting and go with the flow. And remember to think sexy and talk sexy. #1 I can’t believe I texted you while I was peeing. #2 I’m feeling so cold even though I’m under the blanket. Hold on for a minute, lemme put on my clothes. #3 I wish you could be with me now. #4 I’m watching a sexy video of a girl/guy who looks just like you *link it to an explicit video with a really attractive person so your lover would be flattered*. #5 What are you wearing right now? #6 Can you guess the color of my underwear? #7 My legs are missing you in between them. #8 I just bought new underwear and can’t wait to show it to you. #9 If I were with you right now, where would you want me to touch you? #10 I’m watching porn. #11 My hands were busy, but they took a break to text you. #12 I’m imagining you’re with me right now… #13 I’m trying to sleep, but I can’t stop thinking about all the things you could do to me if you were with me right now. #14 I’m looking for intimacy gadgets online… #15 I had a naughty dream last night and you were in me… I mean, it… #16 Do you believe in kiss and tell? Cause I want you to kiss me and do things to me in your mind and tell me all about it. more >>> http://rangeblogz..com/2015/08/want-her-in-your-bed-send-this-20-text.html
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Re: Want Her In Your Bed: Send This 20 Text Messages To Her (see Here) by deadZONE: 2:22pm On Aug 11, 2015 |
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Re: Want Her In Your Bed: Send This 20 Text Messages To Her (see Here) by Nobody: 2:27pm On Aug 11, 2015 |
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Re: Want Her In Your Bed: Send This 20 Text Messages To Her (see Here) by MRBrownJ: 3:26pm On Aug 11, 2015 |
@Helenajah see in red the reply any smart and intelligent lady would give you (feel free to let us know what you would then reply to her, playa!) FIXED [quote author=helenajah post=36845214] #1 I can’t believe I texted you while I was peeing. you mean to say you texted me while holding your cokc?! how gross!!! #2 I’m feeling so cold even though I’m under the blanket. Hold on for a minute, lemme put on my clothes. why would you sleep nekkid in this cold? thats stoopid! #3 I wish you could be with me now. why? i have better things to do right now #4 I’m watching a sexy video of a girl/guy who looks just like you *link it to an explicit video with a really attractive person so your lover would be flattered*. you mean to say you think i look like the who.re on that video?! #5 What are you wearing right now? a raincoat and an umbrella #6 Can you guess the color of my underwear? dirty #7 My legs are missing you in between them. i am perfectly fine right here by myself #8 I just bought new underwear and can’t wait to show it to you. yeah, i saw you urgently needed some! #9 If I were with you right now, where would you want me to touch you? in my mind #10 I’m watching porn. you are either sikc or very desperate, i hate po.rn because there is nothing loving and nice about it..gross! #11 My hands were busy, but they took a break to text you. stop mas.turbating to po.rn you enjoy watching so much, its bad for your health #12 I’m imagining you’re with me right now… after watching po.rn now you are hor.ny and think of me...gross! #13 I’m trying to sleep, but I can’t stop thinking about all the things you could do to me if you were with me right now. me too!!!! i could teach you some manner, some class, some "savoir-vivre" #14 I’m looking for intimacy gadgets online…i heard they have some great dil.do for men's bootay #15 I had a naughty dream last night and you were in me… I mean, it… dont know why but that sounded so GAAAAAY!!!! #16 Do you believe in kiss and tell? Cause I want you to kiss me and do things to me in your mind and tell me all about it. i would kiss you and then whisper in your ears" go brush your teeth!" 4 Likes |
Re: Want Her In Your Bed: Send This 20 Text Messages To Her (see Here) by Allansmith: 3:36pm On Aug 11, 2015 |
Re: Want Her In Your Bed: Send This 20 Text Messages To Her (see Here) by naijaboiy: 3:40pm On Aug 11, 2015 |
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Re: Want Her In Your Bed: Send This 20 Text Messages To Her (see Here) by Nobody: 3:43pm On Aug 11, 2015 |
Lol sexy texts my foot. Girls usually just laugh their heads off at those. |
Re: Want Her In Your Bed: Send This 20 Text Messages To Her (see Here) by TheNonce: 3:45pm On Aug 11, 2015 |
![]() Why should I waste my time and hers texting all this bullshite when I can just make a 2 minute call about how I need her to come over and swallow my "W ballz"? And by the way what the _fuck is a picture of nicky minaj and weak mill supposed to convey on your thread? Or did they inform you that was how they hooked up? By text? This is _Fuckery!!! |
Re: Want Her In Your Bed: Send This 20 Text Messages To Her (see Here) by Nobody: 3:55pm On Aug 11, 2015 |
u try sha |
Re: Want Her In Your Bed: Send This 20 Text Messages To Her (see Here) by Nobody: 3:57pm On Aug 11, 2015 |
Hmmm
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Re: Want Her In Your Bed: Send This 20 Text Messages To Her (see Here) by bakkajo: 4:03pm On Aug 11, 2015 |
looooooool MRBrownJ: |
Re: Want Her In Your Bed: Send This 20 Text Messages To Her (see Here) by Sketell: 2:05pm On Jun 29, 2016 |
nairalanders include dis no21-Am watchin xvid. nd i just saw u over there...wow u are an xmachine..or could dat b ur twin.. |
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