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I Swear You Must Laugh If You No Laugh Konk Me by Visocrate(m): 3:48pm On Aug 11, 2015 |
I was sitting for "Use of English" in a professional Exam last week . I shaded the ones i knew, and was waiting for manna to fall from Heaven when i noticed an older lady sitting beside me. She was shading and was not looking up. I assumed she must be an English teacher impersonating a candidate that must have paid her handsomely. Through the help of my long neck, i peeped and checked her work, she was in number 65, i was still in number 21 and time was running out. I quickly thanked God and started shading along with her. We got to number 98 together, suddenly, she looked up....guess who this lady was,PATIENCE JONATHAN! She caught me copying her and shouted in a low tone; "What are it"? "Why is you dey copying me"? "Copys! copys"! "Cat copys Cats" "You is not shaming"! "As big as you dey"! "You is a dull boys"! "You are a disgrace to your birthday". "I go reporter you to cheachear" "I will make sure education ministress comot ur surname inside his list" "See u mumu Na so i shout; heeeey! heeeeyyy!!! heeeyyyy!!! I am finished ooh, ooh, who has eraser eeeehhhh!!!!!!!! WAYOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Good afternoon 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: I Swear You Must Laugh If You No Laugh Konk Me by Nobody: 3:50pm On Aug 11, 2015 |
op, kary ya head cum hia... 1 Like |
Re: I Swear You Must Laugh If You No Laugh Konk Me by emorse(m): 3:51pm On Aug 11, 2015 |
Oya bring ya head. 2 Likes
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Re: I Swear You Must Laugh If You No Laugh Konk Me by Zzyco: 3:54pm On Aug 11, 2015 |
Bullshit.. Tried harder nxt tym... |
Re: I Swear You Must Laugh If You No Laugh Konk Me by Nobody: 7:39am On Aug 12, 2015 |
Is funny jor. don't mind these bad belles. |
Re: I Swear You Must Laugh If You No Laugh Konk Me by Eniqurl(f): 12:38pm On Aug 12, 2015 |
Very boring |
Re: I Swear You Must Laugh If You No Laugh Konk Me by lekopolly555(m): 4:26pm On Aug 12, 2015 |
dont mind them i cant stop lauging |
Re: I Swear You Must Laugh If You No Laugh Konk Me by Cjizzy(m): 5:19pm On Aug 12, 2015 |
Zzyco:Oga..... This one is strong |
Re: I Swear You Must Laugh If You No Laugh Konk Me by johnslick2: 10:07pm On Aug 12, 2015 |
Knocking u will affect d structure of my hands. U ought to knw by nw dat u are telling a very old joke! |
Re: I Swear You Must Laugh If You No Laugh Konk Me by richysam(m): 10:18pm On Aug 12, 2015 |
bring that head make i divide am wit knock. na wa o,op u loose or job? 1 Like |
Re: I Swear You Must Laugh If You No Laugh Konk Me by hfinest1(m): 5:17am On Aug 13, 2015 |
Eniqurl:so very boring my dear... 1 Like |
Re: I Swear You Must Laugh If You No Laugh Konk Me by coolestguy11: 12:09pm On Sep 24, 2016 |
Re: I Swear You Must Laugh If You No Laugh Konk Me by gqboyy(m): 2:55am On Sep 25, 2016 |
diaris god oooooo.....oyyyaa bring ur big head |
Re: I Swear You Must Laugh If You No Laugh Konk Me by lhawarl1(m): 8:32am On Sep 25, 2016 |
Bro op, u ar funny , dont mind them jare dey just want to post funny comments |
Re: I Swear You Must Laugh If You No Laugh Konk Me by Proudlyngwa(m): 11:38am On Sep 25, 2016 |
Op u are just making common nonsense. Funny sha |
Re: I Swear You Must Laugh If You No Laugh Konk Me by bostish(m): 5:19pm On Sep 25, 2016 |
Proudlyngwa:dat ur head wey b like melon. I go hit am hard cut am into 2 |
Re: I Swear You Must Laugh If You No Laugh Konk Me by Proudlyngwa(m): 5:35pm On Sep 25, 2016 |
bostish:Have u seen my head b4, with that your eyes like policeman torch wey the battery don die. |
Re: I Swear You Must Laugh If You No Laugh Konk Me by lhawarl1(m): 10:10pm On Sep 25, 2016 |
Proudlyngwa: heeeeeee haaaaaaaaaaahaaaahaahaahahahahaha bostish: bros sorry oo, na so reccession dey affect person eyes 1 Like |
Re: I Swear You Must Laugh If You No Laugh Konk Me by Kdon2: 3:46pm On Sep 28, 2016 |
Visocrate: Thunder fire you oooooooo! U go keeeeeee person |
Re: I Swear You Must Laugh If You No Laugh Konk Me by olumaxi(m): 7:38am On Sep 30, 2016 |
emorse:lwkmd |
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