MrsPhyno:

Ehmmmm well..... It's because most people don't cook it right. They slice it too thick

I like it thinly sliced and chewy

or because you are getting really old and your teeth have seen better days so the doctor advised you to stay off thick foods.

FriedPlantain:
Have you noticed the guy starts all his novels the same way, ends it the same way and infact they are plots carry the same pattern?
The mysterious secret society, chapter 1 begins with a murder, Langdon gets called in and then the villain would end up to be the friend whom they trusted with. .... Blah Blah blah

Do you want me to list some of the ridiculous lies is his popular books?

FriedPlantain:
or because you are getting really old and your teeth have seen better days so the doctor advised you to stay off thick foods.

Gurgle:


I have eaten everything o, don't know what my problem is

TheSonOfMark:

Interesting. Is the 'she' on Nairaland?

IamLEGEND1:

FriedPlantain:
Error no 1 - Dan Brown claimed Leonardo Da Vinci painted Mary Magdalene sitting next to Jesus Christ in his 'last supper' work.

One of Dan Brown's proofs is that John looks so feminine, but John is often portrayed in such a way in art because he was young.

Go to any cathedral and look at the stained-glass images of John. Just as you can identify Peter because he is holding keys, and you can tell Andrew because he is holding a Cross like an X (the kind on which He was crucified), so you can tell John by his feminine looks. But suppose it were the case that Leonardo intentionally painted Mary Magdalene next to Jesus instead of John, because Jesus and Mary were allegedly married, and Leonardo was in on the secret, then where is the "beloved disciple" John? He is not in the picture. Where is he? Under the table?

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IamLEGEND1:

nothing,
i just wanted to say that i hope you get be back to full health in no time.

and you are beautiful...very beautiful.

ronald4lif:


I'll be aloof on this one.

I sense it's a prelude to further grilling which would expose my previous submission as irrelevant and dodgy for not partaking.

Which makes mine about Ishi' a hoax.

ArabianAssasin:


list them

FriedPlantain:
Error no 1 - Dan Brown claimed Leonardo Da Vinci painted Mary Magdalene sitting next to Jesus Christ in his 'last supper' work.

One of Dan Brown's proofs is that John looks so feminine, but John is often portrayed in such a way in art because he was young

TheSonOfMark:

First of, it is an open secret that Da Vinci was a bisexual. Not surprising 'cause he resided in Florence - the "City of Sin".

Have you seen the Monalisa? We both know the homosexual pranks he played with it.


Do you also realize that the Mary in the picture wore men's cloth yet she was a woman?

Da Vinci portrayed the his bisexual inclinations by portraying John and Mary as fused in one just like he did with the Monalisa painting which is a man in a woman's body.

Have you heard of the Janus society in that century where women lived as men and bisexuality was the norm?

Taah, the supposed Prank played by Da Vinci with the Monalisa painting is nothing but a myth. You lot just see it as a Prank because that is what you want to see and not necessarily what it really is. The main reason that painting is still a mystery to everyone is because of the weird and funny smirk on the lady in the painting's face. Nothing else!

charijee:
Go to bed fellas

TheSonOfMark:

Friedplantain, I already disproved your first claim of John being missing. Do well to tackle my response while I reply your second claim.

FriedPlantain:
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In Angels and Demons
Brown claimed that that Galileo was a member of the Illuminati. Galileo actually died in 1642: the Illuminati, a society dedicated to free thinking and the Enlightenment, were formed in Bavaria in 1776, same year America was created.

The Swiss Guard, traditional defenders of the Vatican, are said to be "rumored to have decapitated countless Muslims while defending the Christian crusaders in the fifteenth century" with their longswords. The Guard were founded in 1506. The seventh and final Crusade took place in 1270.

dan Brown claimed that the Christian tradition of communion, eating the body of their god, comes from the Aztecs. Communion has taken place since the first century; the Aztec civilisation arose during the 13th century. Europeans did not reach central America, where the Aztecs lived, until the late 15th century.

The physicist Vittoria Vetra says in a description of antimatter that "everything has an opposite. Protons have electrons." The antiparticle of a proton is an antiproton. Both protons and electrons are matter, not antimatter.


In Da Vinci Code

The Egyptian goddess Isis is described as the wife of Amun. In Egyptian mythology, Isis was the wife of Osiris, while Amun's wife was Mut.

Another lie!
Opus Dei, the Catholic organisation, is described as a monastic order. This is not true: there are no monks in Opus Dei.

The BBC switchboard operator is said to extinguish a cigarette before answering a call. Smoking has been banned in all BBC offices for decades.

Do you still want more?




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FriedPlantain:
Taah, the supposed Prank played by Da Vinci with the Monalisa painting is nothing but a myth. You lot just see it as a Prank because that is what you want to see and not necessarily what it really is. The main reason that painting is still a mystery to everyone is because of the weird and funny smirk on the lady in the painting's face. Nothing else!

ArabianAssasin:


besides, he clearly stated that the book is a work of fiction - which means you are permitted to lie.
In Dan brown's case he twists the truth & makes it a believable lie.

Dan Brown’s The Lost Symbol opens with a bold word: FACT. "All rituals, science, artwork, and monuments in this novel are real", it says.

The Da Vinci Code, his previous bestseller, began in a similar fashion. "All descriptions of artwork, architecture, documents, and secret rituals in this novel are accurate"


Looks like Dan Brown doesn't share similar sentiment with you.

ArabianAssasin:


the Monalisa painting is Da Vinci himself & not a lady.

Gimmick alert! gimmick alert!

FriedPlantain:
Gimmick alert! gimmick alert!

FriedPlantain:


Dan Brown’s The Lost Symbol opens with a bold word: FACT. "All rituals, science, artwork, and monuments in this novel are real", it says.

The Da Vinci Code, his previous bestseller, began in a similar fashion. "All descriptions of artwork, architecture, documents, and secret rituals in this novel are accurate"


Looks like Dan Brown doesn't share similar sentiment with you.

FriedPlantain:
I already did.

Moreover, there is no evidence anywhere to validate your claim that Da Vinci was really bisexual back then, if you ask me, I would day it is nothing but a myth. One of the many gimmicks all these artistes pull to make their work more controversial and popular as well. Have you ever seen the Van Gogh 'missing ear' painting and have you by chance heard the contrroversies surrounding it?

FriedPlantain:


Dan Brown’s The Lost Symbol opens with a bold word: FACT. "All rituals, science, artwork, and monuments in this novel are real", it says.

The Da Vinci Code, his previous bestseller, began in a similar fashion. "All descriptions of artwork, architecture, documents, and secret rituals in this novel are accurate"


Looks like Dan Brown doesn't share similar sentiment with you.

FriedPlantain:
Gimmick alert! gimmick alert!

You claim the Monalisa is a woman. Can you mention the woman who modelled for Da Vinci?

FriedPlantain:
Taah, the supposed Prank played by Da Vinci with the Monalisa painting is nothing but a myth. You lot just see it as a Prank because that is what you want to see and not necessarily what it really is. The main reason that painting is still a mystery to everyone is because of the weird and funny smirk on the lady in the painting's face. Nothing else!

Did Da Vinci ever mention the name of the suppose "woman" who modelled for him?

How come he skipped mentioning the person who inspired Monalisa yet he mentioned others?

JoeCutie:
Sassybae, what should I do for you to believe me?





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