When men were boys, we used to get involved in some shameful practices just to impress ladies, or make them develop interest in us, but now that BOYS have evolved into REAL MEN , we need not engage in this weird and shameful practices at the expense of impressing ladies, or into making them develop interest in us

As a matter of fact, even some acclaimed matured guys still find themselves involved in this weird and shameful practices


The fact that you could admit to see a part of you doing some of these things does not mean you should throw punches at me


Lemme keep the ball rolling


10 Weird & Shameful Practices Guys Engage In When In Need Of Girlfriends

1. They Collect the PINS & Phone Numbers Of Ladies They Barely Know
Some are so desperate that they request for the PINS of ladies they barely know; or you see them on social network viewing ladies profile just to see if some of them added their pins and phone number on their profile. Some be like, "Lalasticlala, abeg you get any sure babe for your BBM ? Yes I get oooo.. Abeg I no need the one wey go dey demand for money oooooo.. Hahaha

2. They Borrow Ridiculous Things To Show Their Worth
Specifically, guys who have low self esteem will borrow their friends" wrist watches, mobile phones, clothes, shoes, and even boxers to showcase their style. When they spot the lady, they will make sure she sees them by force

3. They Chase Ladies On The Streets At Night
You see some guys lay ambush at night, just like a lion waiting for its prey. Na so dem go dey disturb ladies wey dem no know. This is what some of them do

4. They Risk Their Life By Traveling Far Away
He lives in Lagos while she lives in Maduguri.. You will keep wonderful why someone would be so eager and desperate to embark on a journey of about 24 hours just to meet with someone he barely knows. This is what some guys do when they meet ladies on social media which is nothing but pure abnormality.

5. They Attend Church Youth Programmes Solely For The Purpose Of Meeting Ladies
I used to do this when men were boys. You will see them attending Youth & Singles programmes not for the mental and spiritual benefit of it, but they know that babe will also be present. You will see them hovering outside the church auditorium for no good reason.

6. Notice Me Character
When sitting beside a lady they barely know, they will dip their hands into their pockets and will bring out their Blackberry curve 2, put their earpiece on their ears and will start singing foreign songs (Celine Dion, Westlife, Lionel Richie, etc). This is to show that they are sophisticated and have high taste in music. Funny enough, when the babe brings out her own Z10, they will shamefully put their phone back into their pockets. Hahaha

7. They Utilize Every Opportunity

When they dial a wrong number and a lady with an angelic voice picks up and they get to realize they dialed a wrong number. They will drop the call, and will call back 20mins later, saying they want to know more of her.

8. They Are Unnecessarily Caring

I have witnessed a scene when a very close friend of mine saw a random lady being bathed by rain. He rushed to her, handed over his umbrella to her and started walking under the rain. When they were about to depart, he inquired for her phone number and the lady in question made an outright confession that she doesn't give out her number to strangers.. Oooopsss !!!

9. They Thank Ladies For Everything

Thanking ladies for appecting your friend request on social network has been causing controversy since the days of Azeez Makinde. Personally, I see nothing wrong in it, depending on the matter which it was done. When ladies accept their friend request of some of them, they will start praising and adoring her for no reason

10. They Begin To Form

The moment they stop ladies, some of them start using British accent even though it is obvious they have never been out of Ado- Ekiti


Have fun


Feel free to add yours


I drop my pen at this point


Originally Written by : Tosyne2much

Source: www..ng/2015/08/12/10-weird-shameful-practices-guys-engage-in-when-desperately-in-need-of-girlfriends/

Some will flood porn sites chai, making it hard for important users like us to be denied access because de system is overwhelmed

Some will send pms to anything F on nairaland
For de guys weh get female acct

Some will resort to chykin underage girls

Who saw the blunder in number 4

Queenbetsy

they start wooing every lady that comes dere way. I had a friend like that he needed a girlfriend so bad, then he starts asking every lady out, he wil ask this, ask that but their responses re negative. Eventually a lady decided to date him, their relationship was kinda off tho. On Valentine he bought her this expensive jewelries then he showed me, I was like 'wow Becca wil love this' then he wrapped it well nd went out. Later he came back moody I was wondering y, then I asked him what she gave him nd what was her reaction to his gifts, he showed me d face towel nd boxers she got him. I couldn't laugh so he wouldn't feel bad but twas so hilarious , d next day he broke up with her. Then he gave up on having girlfriends, his new slogan is 'life is better without commitments'

Never knew robot introvert is in need of a job..

www.nairaland.com/2522759/administrative-assistant

I never did such..so nothing to add

MhizDeedy:

can we derail this thread?

Dextovert? .

DEXTROVERT:
I never did such..so nothing to add

DEXTROVERT? .

DEXTROVERT:
I never did such..so nothing to add

agoadiv:
Rhh

agoadiv:
Rhhf

agoadiv:
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agoadiv:
Hmmmn ok na
Call me when e enter front page

agoadiv:
can we derail this thread?

... U gat a prob with the op ..

Lol


These traits belongs to teenagers mostly, I think. The only one noticed commonly among all age groups is the english speaking ish many guys do immediately a girl's in the picture, even those that can't even construct good sentences. I laughed at the mechanic shop a while back when I saw 1 of the boys trying to do a Wole Soyinka. Love truly is a weird thing.

Well, as for me and my crew, we say whatever the f*ck we feel like at the moment. Either in English, pidgin or our ethnic dialect. No time for formings. #ClownCrew

Some will dress like this

agoadiv:
u de craze?

... I wont gv u that so-called attention U seek....

agoadiv:
Who saw the blunder in number 4

U think say e easy to create thread shey?

Had to type hurriedly immediately I returned from sch


Help me manage any blunder wey u see for dia

demmy0325:
... I wont gv u that so-called attention U seek....


Lalasticlala.. Pls help rmv dose comments... because am too busy being stewpeed. ,

Sorry i never needed em

tosyne2much:
U think say e easy abi ?
Had to type hurriedly immediately I returned from sch

Help me manage any blunder wey u see for dia

hehehehehehehe

They maybe be quite desperate but i wouldn't call them weird and shameful...at least not all of them.

Desperate times call for desperate measures my friend.

Well done OP.

Aswear, e get one period wey I begin attend Christ Embassy church anyhow for Waff town bikos na babes dem go send to welcome u as a newcomer. Me na just to feel those boobs for my chest be my problem. Sometimes my prick self go stand depending on how the sister body take set. But if dem don know ur face too much dem no go begin hug u again, naim me sef go relocate to another Christ Embassy wey I see

God knows I don't give a shit about Ladies talkless of doing the shit up there

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wristbangle:
Some guys are serious buffoon. How can they thank ladies for accepting their request on facebook and other social media.

These are the kinds that are seen ass licking ladies on nairaland by unleashing their vague shakespeare love message to ladies.

But tosyne.2much which skills nai person fit adopt to woo Ishilove. I just like that bae

Baba, maaa no lie you, me sef use style like Ishilove oooo but I dey fear make she no send me go jail if I open love thread for her

Your head dey there!!

Sometimes back,while standing with my G close to a cafe,i asked him to let me send a mail to someone on hs phone,he went on and on about his low battery and not aving megabytes,i wonder hw 75% is low bat.few mins later a random girl walked up to us and asked my guy for his phone to log in to her student info coz she saw him pressing his phone,b4 i cld say boobs,my friend dn give the gurl phone cum dy form mumu dy stammer join.she even used up his airtime.the idiot was just smiling...the gurl just said thank you and left.....

tosyne2much:
Baba, maaa no lie you, me sef use style like Ishilove oooo but I dey fear make she no send me go jail if I open love thread for her

Lol I no mind oo if I enter her prison provided I speak my mind fast before kingtom. Snatch her from me.

starlingslimnet:
God knows I don't give a shit about Ladies talkless of doing the shit up there

shut up, shut up,i mean shut the Bleep up,when will men learn to be sincere,i mean even if it is for once!!!

wristbangle:


Lol I no mind oo if I enter her prison provided I speak my mind fast before kingtom. Snatch her from me.

if I catch you near her, I go use your dick do suya

KingTom:
if I catch you near her, I go use your dick do suya

. E be like I go enter challenge with u to woo her oo.

They bcum slaves to d gals
Dem go use guys as toothpick
We don suffer oo

Jollyjoy:
shut up, shut up,i mean shut the Bleep up,when will men learn to be sincere,i mean even if it is for once!!!

Ahhh why?
The mention is unnecessary