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Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by donsteady(m): 2:45am On Aug 13, 2015 |
I will save my wife, I believe I and her together as a team, we can make much more than $100m, in regards to my mum, she is old already, she is not too far from her distination. I and my wife have long way to go. |
Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by jdahyor: 5:20am On Aug 13, 2015 |
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Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by jdahyor: 5:21am On Aug 13, 2015 |
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Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by facealone05(m): 5:46am On Aug 13, 2015 |
Definately my wife cos as my mother she av already achieve her dream in d land of d living,bt 4 my wife i believe we can work 2geda as one family wit grace of God 2 achieve more dan money u mention cos u av forgetten d fact dt money without ur wife and ur children 2 spend it wit u,u can never enjoy dt money so i wil save my wife cos is d mother of my children Thanks |
Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by prof12(m): 6:15am On Aug 13, 2015 |
My mum of course, because with her prayers and blessings I can make over a hundred million dollars and I can have another wife. Remember you can't have another mother once she is gone. |
Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by bharseeth(m): 6:31am On Aug 13, 2015 |
Nonsense, I get two hands ke. I'll drag both humans out at the same time. Then dive in after the money. Shikena! |
Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by DONSMITH123(m): 6:42am On Aug 13, 2015 |
Am saving my wife straight away. |
Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by Paris007(m): 6:53am On Aug 13, 2015 |
ησηє σƒ тнє αвσνє,ιѕ נυѕт ƒσя мє тσ נυмρ ιηѕι∂є αη∂ мαкє ιт ¢σмρℓєтє αη∂ ƒιηαℓℓу ωє ¢αη ℓινє нαρρℓу єνєя αƒтєя ¢σѕ ωє ωιℓℓ υѕє тнє мσηєу тσ вυιℓ∂ нυχ υη∂єя ωαтєя............нαнαнαнαнαнαнα |
Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by edorhe14(m): 7:16am On Aug 13, 2015 |
For her to be my wife I must have seen something in her that no other woman on earth has.. So on that I will Save my wife first then even though she has lived her life I will try and save my mother cos there is nothing like family. Then if I have pulled it off saving both of them... The way I go fly follow the money even Osewa go hail me sef...lol |
Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by troy20(m): 7:19am On Aug 13, 2015 |
CuteTj:no mind them.yeye.who the hell takes $100million in this climes likely.your mother has lived a fulfilling life herself and produced you along.you have yet alot ahead to do for yourself and for children who you will have to be responsible for.i think my conscience will most be disturbed by the lose of my wife.well i better not love her that much.but really what the fvck is love? |
Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by charlsecy(m): 7:22am On Aug 13, 2015 |
Iyke1998:Your happiness in marriage depends on the presence of your mother.. What an invalid statement! |
Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by ThaBraidez(f): 7:22am On Aug 13, 2015 |
CrazyMan:lmao |
Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by Nobody: 7:23am On Aug 13, 2015 |
I will use the one million naira from the $100m to give them a befitting burial, the rest of the money goes to my account |
Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by ping72: 7:33am On Aug 13, 2015 |
My wife; who will save my mum; who will then save the money. I sabi them well. |
Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by chommyAngela: 7:41am On Aug 13, 2015 |
Iyke1998:Hmmmmmm @ u can marry a new wife. Are u sure u really love ur wife? |
Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by Nobody: 7:47am On Aug 13, 2015 |
If I can save one human life, then I am satisfied. So the money is not even in my options. The challenge then boils down to 2 persons. Of which I will save my mum. Can not have 2 mothers. Only 1. Can have many wives. I know. Life is not fair. Cry me the Ganges and Euphrates. |
Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by bruphiyor95: 7:50am On Aug 13, 2015 |
Jbond:Sorry dude,I wud ave saved yu if Yu were among.home breaker. |
Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by Imoobot(m): 8:05am On Aug 13, 2015 |
Iyke1998: WHY U D LIE? |
Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by Krasid(m): 8:06am On Aug 13, 2015 |
miembamish:...and then you catch her cheating on you the next day. |
Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by MadCow1: 8:11am On Aug 13, 2015 |
DrGroove: I may be mad, but I don't lie.. I will save them in this order; 1. My Wife.. 2. My Mother... 3. The Moola. I also know that should my mum be caught between saving either me, my dad or money, she would save my dad all day. |
Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by MadCow1: 8:12am On Aug 13, 2015 |
Krasid: I wonder if your mother is not your father's wife.. Or were you inbred. No disrespect meant but even your mother is capable of cheating on your dad as well.. But morally, you save your wife before your mother. |
Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by Kellyclef(m): 8:14am On Aug 13, 2015 |
If na me sha, I go take $1million take make my live better. cos na wetin dem two de pray for me everyday be dat. |
Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by Folzye(m): 8:24am On Aug 13, 2015 |
Jbond: I'll save the 3...Get 2 life buoys for No 1 and 2...dive in to rescue number 3, later push 1 and 2 to shore... Then we can all enjoy the money together |
Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by princeotunba: 8:27am On Aug 13, 2015 |
hmmmm i swear na ma mama i go save , cause the money and new wife go still come around... |
Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by AreaFada2: 8:34am On Aug 13, 2015 |
prettydiva89post=36895014:Oh girl na wa o. Say mum is 60, husband is 35 and you both have two kids 6 and 3 years old. God forbid, you prefer your kids to be half-orphans than you to be one? Somebody of 60 don chop life na compared to 35 years old dude. |
Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by AreaFada2: 8:36am On Aug 13, 2015 |
Folzye:But here you have seconds to decide, no way to save the other two. No sitting on the fence. |
Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by omoharry(f): 8:38am On Aug 13, 2015 |
mum... |
Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by Iyke1998(m): 8:44am On Aug 13, 2015 |
Imoobot:How you kon know say I dey lie? Abi na u get my mind? |
Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by AreaFada2: 8:45am On Aug 13, 2015 |
troy20:Lol. After all some use both their wife and mama to do " Ogun Owo" and may never even make £500k at the end. But honestly it has to be wife, if just for the sake of your kids alone. You have enjoyed your mum to adulthood, your kids deserve same. 1 Like |
Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by Iyke1998(m): 8:46am On Aug 13, 2015 |
chommyAngela: Was my wife there when my mum was suffering for me? She only came when I've been made by my mum... Imagine if my mum had aborted me |
Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by Iyke1998(m): 8:48am On Aug 13, 2015 |
charlsecy: Let me ask you a question?? Would you have ever thought of marriage if you mother aborted you from onset? |
Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by exxy(m): 8:52am On Aug 13, 2015 |
Iyke1998:hahahaha, u yan use babalawo for merlin? my broda the fight go bloody oo! |
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