ozy4christ:
dats makes a whole lot of sense,

Corper, for your mind you be babe abi?

Next time I cash you, you go hear am.

Your LGI go find you tire!

kaboninc:

Corper, for your mind you be babe abi?
Next time I cash you, you go hear am.
Your LGI go find you tire!

;Dlol

This thread is funny!!

ozy4christ:
;Dlol

So where are you serving ni?

kaboninc:

So where are you serving ni?

finished service

ozy4christ:
Hmm...it was so embrassing today for me,it has been raining since morning and i needed to go to market,i went to the market despite the rain,as i reached the market,i went to a man selling fruits,hehehehe....considering the cold whether,the man started toasting o o o,as i was about to look up,oh boi come see his john tomas looking at me through his shorts,i was so ashamed,its not that i wore sexy dress cause am a decent person and dresses okay but he startd making move on me and started dashing fruits to me,hehe i collected it and pick race o before he will draw peoples attention cos am sure his neighbour noticed it.....kai oh konji na bastard....

The fact that a dress is sexy doesn't make it indecent. So I don't see the point of that statement (in bold).
Secondly, no be naija you dey? Even if you are wearing garri bag you go still see men wey go dey drool.

ozy4christ:
finished service

Lol. No more a white fowl.
I think you recently passed out.

Mugu!make we clap for u say u carry free fruits run na abi? U shud have rejected it or over pay him and leave d change for him if u really wana claim to be a big grl....since u noticed his condition.....I hate people taking advantage of others due to what nature has installed in us...u better return his stuff nw..if d man enter u 2mrw by force u'll ope ur dirty mouth talk say en rape u while u knw ur owing him.....grow up grl!!it wasn't his fault rather nature made it so,since u cnt gv him what he wants u shud hv rejected his gifts so someoda grl whoz willing to gv him what he wants can value his gifts...I rest my case.

bomasek:
U dey wear padded bra to help ya ministry

lol, broda thine eyes seeth in spirit n in secret, guy u badttt

Rhesusmonkey:
lol, broda thine eyes seeth in spirit n in secret, guy u badttt

GboGboAye:

The fact that a dress is sexy doesn't make it indecent. So I don't see the point of that statement (in bold).
Secondly, no be naija you dey? Even if you are wearing garri bag you go still see men wey go dey drool.

u a Very funny o o o o o

kaboninc:

Lol. No more a white fowl.
I think you recently passed out.

some thing like dat

ozy4christ:
some thing like dat

always online: job search tins I guess...

orchmani:
Mugu!make we clap for u say u carry free fruits run na abi? U shud have rejected it or over pay him and leave d change for him if u really wana claim to be a big grl....since u noticed his condition.....I hate people taking advantage of others due to what nature has installed in us...u better return his stuff nw..if d man enter u 2mrw by force u'll ope ur dirty mouth talk say en rape u while u knw ur owing him.....grow up grl!!it wasn't his fault rather nature made it so,since u cnt gv him what he wants u shud hv rejected his gifts so someoda grl whoz willing to gv him what he wants can value his gifts...I rest my case.

May God have mercy on you and give you self control. Nature gave you that and gave you self control as well: that's why you are not a dog or goat. I'm sorry if I sound insultive...

ozy4christ:
some thing like dat

That's good.

Congratulations.

Welcome to the Favour Market!

ozy4christ:
Hmm...it was so embrassing today for me,it has been raining since morning and i needed to go to market,i went to the market despite the rain,as i reached the market,i went to a man selling fruits,hehehehe....considering the cold whether,the man started toasting o o o,as i was about to look up,oh boi come see his john tomas looking at me through his shorts,i was so ashamed,its not that i wore sexy dress cause am a decent person and dresses okay but he startd making move on me and started dashing fruits to me,hehe i collected it and pick race o before he will draw peoples attention cos am sure his neighbour noticed it.....kai oh konji na bastard....

lol

ascendo:
always online: job search tins I guess...

my dear, u won't understand o, help me with one o, if u have o

kaboninc:


That's good.

Congratulations.

Welcome to the Favour Market!

Thanks dear and I pray it will favour my shap shap

WHAT DISCIPLINE IF I MAY ASK?

ozy4christ:
my dear, u won't understand o, help me with one o, if u have o

ascendo:
WHAT DISCIPLINE IF I MAY ASK?

bsc in biology

WE will be discussing tru email

ozy4christ:
bsc in biology

ascendo:
WE will be discussing tru email

ok but please I don't kw wats wrong wit my email o, I will see the email notification but won't see any thing. wen opened. l don't kw to do

ozy4christ:
Thanks dear and I pray it will favour my shap shap

Yes oh, you go jump us wey don dey here, some of us we don get sef, you go jump us pass.

ozy4christ:
ok but please I don't kw wats wrong wit my email o, I will see the email notification but won't see any thing. wen opened. l don't kw to do

Hmmmmmmmmm

kaboninc:



Yes oh, you go jump us wey don dey here, some of us we don get sef, you go jump us pass.

Amen o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o

kaboninc:
Hmmmmmmmmm

yea

ozy4christ:
ok but please I don't kw wats wrong wit my email o, I will see the email notification but won't see any thing. wen opened. l don't kw to do

OK... BUT TRY

WOULD YOU STARE AT A PRESIDENT'S WIFE'S BUTT?
A butt should not be making headlines, especially if you’re not Kim Kardashian. But no thanks to Mugabe’s Chief of Defence Forces, the president’s wife’s butt is on the line. And it simply shows that some people have no respect. Why, if you must show disrespect, should it be to a president, his wife- or her butt, for that matter? This the offence Mugabe’s Chief of Defence Forces allegedly committed which warranted his sack.

Think of it: There were several butts to stare at- peasant butts, farmers’ wives’ butts, spectators’ butts and a whole lot of butts of different shades, shapes and sizes gathered at the ceremony. But the Defence Chief chose to stare at the President’s wife’s butt. Continue on www.penchant.com.ng

You met a man whose koboko is in active service and you ran away...

Smh..

ozy4christ:
How i wish how 2 write one,my dear it was my encounter,i cant write wat i dönt kw

That's why oyinbo call it fiction :-D

jessetom:


That's why oyinbo call it fiction :-D

my dear,check my post i cant just write unreal post k,one thing is that everybody can never belief or trust u bt d most important thing is believe and trust yaself ok,take care

I don't know whether to believe this story or laugh it off. I enjoyed it either way.