KingTom:

Sweetheart if all of you should be across the sea if all of you should go away from me what a great swimmer kingtom would be, cuz every mickle make a muckle every muckle make a mickle you never know we could make a good couple the higher the mountain the cooler the breeze the younger the boobs the tighter the squeeze. My ink is pale and my pen is dry but my love for you will never die. I love you till the well run dry oh I love you till the stars no shine.

AlienStar:
Eeiyaa! Sowie! Some days r lyk dt!

kinglekan:


Buhahahahahaha!!

Dethrone?? I seriously doubt that bruv.

Agape Charis I hail thee Sire!! My mentor.

Iffa hear! Na you be Oga o.

Twaci:
ok talk

Johnnoah1st:
*faint* wat d heck? why am losing today? i lose dis, my teams are also losing, my aston villa is currently losing while my athletico bilbao will still lose in advance, *wake up* *faint again* pls someone should rush me to the hospital!

Speakdatruth:
kingtom don change gear lol

wheesin:

you are really uptight

Aminat508:

Omotayor123:

Doctor, you don use laff tear my Belle....

wheesin:


you are really uptight

KingTom:
chinwerey

KingTom:

Jacksparrow0712:
LADYBOSS1
Dearest, my body is simply crazy with wanting u.
I wonder if your body wants mine the way mine wants yours, the kisses, the hotness, the wetness, all melting together, the being held so tight that it hurts, the strangle and the struggle.

I love you, Lala, with all my heart and to know that you love me means my life.
How often I have thought about the immeasurable joy that will be ours some day.
How lucky our children will be to have a mother like you.

Everyone is furious with me for going back to you, but they don’t understand us.
I feel that it is only with you that I can do anything at all.
Do remake my ruined life for me, and then our friendship and love will have a different meaning to the world.

You’ve told me this contest will never change things between us (Wouldn't make you change your mind).
But I can’t, Lala, I can’t just… let you go. Even Darth Vader, an evil Sith lord, couldn’t leave his son to die at the end of “Return of the Jedi”.

You make me feel so safe, Lala. So warm. I want to crawl up inside you.
Like Luke Skywalker crawled up inside his tauntaun to protect himself from the sub-zero temperatures of Hoth where the Rebel Alliance was hiding from the Galactic Empire.

For you, Lala, I would dive into the Sarlacc Pit of Tatooine and be slowly digested for a thousand years, like the bounty hunter Bobba Fett.

Please, Lala, give you and me a try - or as wise Jedi once said, "Try not...Do, or do not. There is no try." Come on, let’s "do" it.

I am writing these lines to tell you that I cannot live any longer without you.
I worship you always.
I think you are a beauty and the nicest girl I ever saw and I adore.
Oh exquisite Fanny, do not despise me for loving you so well.
I shall be broken-hearted if you said no to me.

I wish this were a movie and we saw each other across a room and fell in love and I killed dragons for you and you fought off evil stepmoms for me.
I wish I was a Disney prince with no doubt about my feelings and you were a Disney princess and that this would all end with us kissing in front of a sunset to an Oscar winning soundtrack.
But life’s not animated, and we don’t have a soundtrack, and nothing’s finished after an hour and a half.

Why does life always colour outside the lines? 3D isn’t all it’s cracked up to be, I’d take a VCR life with you any day.

You know when you go to the pet store and there are haughty self-righteous fish swimming around in the tank, and there’s one dorky sweet looking one in the corner?
Yeah, I know there’s other fish in the sea, but there’s only one of you.
You’re that fish in the corner and I don’t want any other damn fish, I just want you.

Sometimes, wished that you was a robot.
I would open you up, and cross some wires, and flip some switches, and push some buttons, and tighten some screws, until you didn’t act so mechanical. Until you loved me.

I want to find out who you are behind that smile of yours.
I want to push away your hand that’s covering your face, and hold it tight.
I want to run my fingers through your hair, and see the blush creep onto your face.
I want to be there when you spill your feelings, your thoughts, your opinions.

I must confess that every night when I imagine you by my side, i cannot fall asleep for another hour. Too much heaven, too much heaven.

The thing is; you have really nice eyes and I really like looking into them.
And I also like that you smile so sweet when our eyes meet.
But then I look away. Mostly because I’m afraid of disappointment.
I’m scared to break. I’m scared to admit that I’ve not only stumbled, but fallen completely over for you.

Every time I see you, it blindsides me how gorgeous you are.
I wished you had x-ray vision so you could see how hard my heart beats when I’m around you

Baby, Like the late Martin Luther King Jr., I have a dream that one day, we will be together and unstoppable.
Please, be my Woman.

Love you with all me heart my Queen Lala

CC Dygeasy and Tohpahz Phikom sleekyshuga







cant keep waiting to be called on. got things to do

Ishilove:

So in your mind you are wooing? Is this how men woo in your village?

Fa fa fa...fowoooo!!!

Ah! The tough act You kind of remind me of ex in that way. Don’t worry. I know exactly what you’re doing here. I also know that, deep inside, you have a little princess hiding inside of you just waiting to be pampered. Come out, princess. Come on out! You won't regret anyday or night belonging to me dearie

Ishilove:
Peter Piper Picked a Peck of Pickled Pepper

Give doctor Aworinde some credit na.

CLeAtHead:

Because of Nairaland and woooing
I Don burn my pot of soup
Gurgle come and cook
Another one for me

ArabianAssasin:



who will read this boring novel?

redgem:



ah you've joined.... I'm not uptight take it or leave it

i am telling you because i want to help you ..

IamLEGEND1:


shey u no recognize diz ídiot ni?

sôftapples

A.K.A swëetorgasm
A.k.A angèlmarve
A.k.a should i kontinu?

Ishilove:

So in your mind you are wooing? Is this how men woo in your village?

Fa fa fa...fowoooo!!!

Jacksparrow0712:
Ladyboss1 will

MuhdG:
Are u fulani

chigoizie7:
Were is oyind17

MoneyOvaBiitchz:

Luv is in duh air.
Aaawwwww, wey my chik.

Aminat508: