wristbangle:

Nice piece. A true poet

KingTom:
Ishibaby listen to me let me talk.
***sips alomo***
Baby girl you have captivated my soul as I dey so I no know wetin to talk or do. You dey ban me e dey sweet me, 3 days ban Na I love you, 5 days ban Na I miss you and 10 years Na I want you forever, sweetie pie I don strip myself naketh dey type your lines, your name alone dey induce Vaseline. Ishi make I deactivate your brassiere, boo let me ban your skirt walahi I go lock your thread.
Make e be me Rev. Dr. Tom Aworinde make I climb your mountain suck your nectar make I enter your gate become landlord. Ishi if no be me no be you no be anybody. I don fall for your love and as e dey so I wan make you reply me. Ishilove say you love me, shey you love me. Oya sweetheart if you do then knack me my 3 days ban. I love you baby girl

You dey crase!!!!!

chimerase2:
i bring ma amu to u sweery do amu as u please


IF kingtom be de husband no problem cus na pay back time

midolian:
yaaaay! Your kiss to me is worth a fortune mi luv

Cc: temitemi1

MhizDeedy:

They both tried, just pick who u feel stole ur heart jare

XavierBlue:
ikpa mmo mba o. Afo amen kene contest ke this competition?



XavierBlue

Mhizkel:

I'm here.

AgapeCharis:
You dey crase!!!!!

bqlekan:
[size=5pt]I tried keeping it real and simple.. This came directly from my heart [/size]

"Sori for ur loss dear..u and ur family needs to be very prayerful..I pray God wil help u overcome it..same happened 2me wen i..........."

↑That was HER first post on Nairaland, in those few words, I see kindness, I see love, I see pity, I see care, and most importantly, I see a strong lady who harnessed her weakness into strength.
I don't want to show [color=#990000]KEL why I should be chosen, I only want to show HER why and how I fell for HER.
I use to think a blend of beauty and brains cannot be inherent In one human, KEL'S 3000+ post on Nairaland proved me wrong. going through those posts, I had this feeling of sweetness in me. Mons Olympus can't explain the height at which I was taken. Right away, I knew my purpose in life was not just to live and leave. I knew I had to Live, Love and Leave. I just found my missing 'L' ink. KEL is the answer.
I didn't just find a lady, I found a unique and oustanding human, someone whose sense of reasoning is overwhelming. I found a lady who never takes pride in HER distinct qualities.
It is the beauty of a flower that attracts the butterfly, the wisdom in KEL'S words attracts me to HER. My heart, mind and soul craves for the flawless KEL.
Of all the stars in the universe, the brightest of them all is located 12 million light years away from us, KEL'S serene nature, and loving heart distinguish HER by 12 million light years from other ladies.
When the 'Higg's Boson' was discovered, I thought it will be the most precious thing ever, I thought nothing would ever surpass it, I was wrong. KEL'S maturity, Intelligence, dignity, beauty and decency surpasses the so called precious 'God's particle'. In KEL, I found a human far more precious than Science. I found a human whose uniqueness surpasses that of a graphene. I found love, I found all I've ever craved for in a lady.
KEL's imperfections are what qualifies HER as a perfect human. This, I'm willing to live with for the entire rest of my life.
Some men ask for jewels, some ask for models, some want angels. I want none of these, just give me a 'KEL' [/color]
[size=14pt] I LOVE YOU KEL[/size]
It took me 12 million light years to compose this.. I HOPE IT GETS TO MY STAR
Hey MHIZKEL, I want to meet MUM

cc . dygeasy MHizkel

Dying in love ....bravo

Kivva:
Kinglekan drop your purple colored yoruba lines quickly.

Buhahahaha! @yoruba lines

Just saw this. She isn't yoruba na. Btw is this the new u?

Sia.

Oyind17:




Lol, no one, you want to woo me?

wordbank:
My yogoyogo, eggovin m, akwa eke, d nwa pasah! Aswear over set dey worry u ehh... u don scata gbololo dada! I don maaaddddddd! Wetin be dis eehhh? Na yansh abi na canopy? C as d tin wan shoot catapult, just allow me enter d place aswear u go give me xtra. Wetin again we come ds world come do if no be to blow anything blowable... blow catarrh, blow weed come back come blow anoda catarrh... how u c am? U know say I know wetin u like.

Pastor dey hia, if u want make we marry now now I no send, if d marriage tire u... fucck it we break up start over again, u don't like wia we dey fucck it we move just the two of us.

As nwa akpa ya kpolo akpo, just hapu story ighotago! Na me get servicing na me get oil, in fact after ds night d way u go dey shine eehh forget...

Asampete, Nwababy... just kpoyesah, agree to my government eehh make we c why we no go win for this land.
Eggovinmma


Cc Jacksparro.w0712 IamL.EGEND1 naijabouy

Aminat508:

Swaggzkid:



Ayen Eka mme join nanga ooo * mme kene contest ooo lol

mmekid o. Ame try seriously, ami nyeme contest mbak mma ke chyke awuden



XavierBlue

redgem:


Your wooing technique is poor.... too poor

midolian:
yaaaay! I am furcking rich!

Cc:temitemi1..come and see this for yaself

Jacksparrow0712:
Thanks boss

midolian:
yaaaay! Your kiss to me is worth a fortune mi luv

Cc: temitemi1

tohpahz:

Oya who are u choosing

Mhizkel:

Come, whisper the name into my ear.

AlienStar:
Eeiyaa

KingTom:
I still fresh o

temitemi1:
Aminat508, I'm quitting this ur hide n seek game if u fail to pick ur heart desire tonight

MhizDeedy:


Hmmmm I wil nuh say anything, cuz if I talk now it will be used against me in d court of law

IamLEGEND1:

Deejavuu:


Nice one captain.

You wrote from the heart, thumbs up

Ladyboss.1 you better don't let these lines waste,go print it out

LadyBoss1:

Deejavuu:


Nice one captain.

You wrote from the heart, thumbs up

Ladyboss1 you better don't let these lines waste,go print it out

KingTom:
Deliverance? Who be demon?

wordbank:
My yogoyogo, eggovin m, akwa eke, d nwa pasah! Aswear over set dey worry u ehh... u don scata gbololo dada! I don maaaddddddd! Wetin be dis eehhh? Na yansh abi na canopy? C as d tin wan shoot catapult, just allow me enter d place aswear u go give me xtra. Wetin again we come ds world come do if no be to blow anything blowable... blow catarrh, blow weed come back come blow anoda catarrh... how u c am? U know say I know wetin u like.

Pastor dey hia, if u want make we marry now now I no send, if d marriage tire u... fucck it we break up start over again, u don't like wia we dey fucck it we move just the two of us.

As nwa akpa ya kpolo akpo, just hapu story ighotago! Na me get servicing na me get oil, in fact after ds night d way u go dey shine eehh forget...

Asampete, Nwababy... just kpoyesah, agree to my government eehh make we c why we no go win for this land.
Eggovinmma


Cc Jacksparrow0712 IamLEGEND1 naijabouy

Jacksparrow0712:
hahahahahahaha @from heart

Thanks






[size=2pt]Iv got your own lines............i'll drop it soon [/size]