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You Wake Up One Morning Only To Find Out That; by seun4peace2015(m): 10:54am On Aug 15, 2015
Imagine you wake up one morning only to find
out that;

1. Petrol price is now N1 per litre

2. NEPA bill is N30 per month

3. Super Eagles won the World Cup

4. Buhari picks Jonathan as Vice President

5. Kano Pillars just signed Lionel Messi

6. Maidugiri is the new Capital of Nigeria

7. Nigerian "daddy shoki" wins a grammy

8. Dangote is a gate-man in one the of kano
motor parks

9. Shekau becomes Minister of Defence,
fighting against terrorism!

10. Don Jazzy signs Music Singer Justin Beiber

Which one of the above will surprise you most?

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Re: You Wake Up One Morning Only To Find Out That; by ikbnice(m): 10:57am On Aug 15, 2015
u copied my post dude, wot wil u cal dat? Plagiarism!
Re: You Wake Up One Morning Only To Find Out That; by richardjemedafe1(m): 10:58am On Aug 15, 2015
None because the are al posible wit the GOd i serve
Re: You Wake Up One Morning Only To Find Out That; by seun4peace2015(m): 10:59am On Aug 15, 2015
@ ikbnice hummm!! passing by.
Re: You Wake Up One Morning Only To Find Out That; by ikbnice(m): 11:05am On Aug 15, 2015
seun4peace2015:
@ ikbnice hummm!! passing by.
pass in peace

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Re: You Wake Up One Morning Only To Find Out That; by Iddiot(m): 11:15am On Aug 15, 2015
then...I will change my moniker.
Re: You Wake Up One Morning Only To Find Out That; by Legendmata45(m): 1:53pm On Aug 15, 2015
Amen to everything expect that dangote own

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