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Men! Stop Offering Your Joystick To Any Stranger You Meet For Mouth Action. by Jenny1010(f): 11:45am On Aug 15, 2015 |
Men are known to possess high level of sexual urge, and can easily lose control of themselves and become irrational when sexually aroused especially when the opposite sex is on sight, they literally starts thinking with their joystick. Whatever you do, for your own safety stop offering your joystick to strangers ( prostitutes, one night stand, etc) for mouth-action. Stop risking your life for few minute ecstasy. Only enjoy mouth-action with your wife or girlfriend whom you have known for a longtime. I heard a shocking story yesterday, although unverified, but I believe people should learn from this story. The victim, A final year student of one of the university in Nigeria, invited a girl he met on Facebook to come visit him. Around 1am in the night, the hostel mates were woken up by a loud scream protruding from the victims room. They rushed to find out what the problem was, but the door was locked. After several knock on the door without any responds, they decided to force the door open. When the door was forced open, they were meet with a shocking sight of the victim naked in pool of blood with his joystick almost detached from his groin. And in the other side few distance from the victim, is the girl naked and making a rhythmic movement of the arms and legs, which signifies she was having an epileptic seizure. She was giving the victim a mouth-action when the seizure started. Seizure in Epilepsy patients is often triggered when the brain is in a state of high excitement or anxiety. The experience includes stiffen and tight clicking of the teeth for several seconds to a minute (imagine your joystick in her mouth at this moment) and then having an rhythmic movements of the arms and legs. Often the rhythmic movements slow before stopping. The return to consciousness is gradual and the person may be confused for quite some time --minutes to hours. Have you ever consider if that stranger you are offering your joystick for a mouth-action is epileptic? Like HIV/AIDS , epilepsy is not written on the face . That handsome or beautiful face might be suffering from epilepsy. Better be warned. 312 Likes 31 Shares |
Re: Men! Stop Offering Your Joystick To Any Stranger You Meet For Mouth Action. by may01(f): 11:47am On Aug 15, 2015 |
Okay. So what happened to the guy? 63 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: Men! Stop Offering Your Joystick To Any Stranger You Meet For Mouth Action. by Miner13: 11:48am On Aug 15, 2015 |
Hooooooooooo!!! Giving your joystick to unknown woman to lick is like you are throwing a whole generation into the red sea Another Titanic shipwreck 33 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: Men! Stop Offering Your Joystick To Any Stranger You Meet For Mouth Action. by delishpot: 11:50am On Aug 15, 2015 |
So the advice is based on the probability of meeting an epileptic woman 194 Likes 11 Shares |
Re: Men! Stop Offering Your Joystick To Any Stranger You Meet For Mouth Action. by Miner13: 11:51am On Aug 15, 2015 |
may01: Just type " what happen to the guy" to google I'm pretty sure you'll receive million and one answer Hope I'm helpful with that Thanks me later 177 Likes 11 Shares |
Re: Men! Stop Offering Your Joystick To Any Stranger You Meet For Mouth Action. by may01(f): 11:52am On Aug 15, 2015 |
Miner13: Weirdo 34 Likes |
Re: Men! Stop Offering Your Joystick To Any Stranger You Meet For Mouth Action. by tobybasten(m): 11:53am On Aug 15, 2015 |
Mehn! Imagination here is a big deal! ! I can't help but laugh at "his joystick almost detached from his groin" 24 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Men! Stop Offering Your Joystick To Any Stranger You Meet For Mouth Action. by wisdomguy4u(m): 11:54am On Aug 15, 2015 |
Good advice... May God protect and guide my john thomas as it wallow tru the valley of death. 150 Likes 14 Shares |
Re: Men! Stop Offering Your Joystick To Any Stranger You Meet For Mouth Action. by lekjons(m): 11:56am On Aug 15, 2015 |
i can play with everything, except my JT, infact fear don dey catch me... make i insert protection 33 Likes 3 Shares
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Re: Men! Stop Offering Your Joystick To Any Stranger You Meet For Mouth Action. by Iddiot(m): 11:56am On Aug 15, 2015 |
....kwaa amu GI nga... stitch ur p.e.nis to jail 10 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Men! Stop Offering Your Joystick To Any Stranger You Meet For Mouth Action. by Miner13: 11:58am On Aug 15, 2015 |
may01:. |
Re: Men! Stop Offering Your Joystick To Any Stranger You Meet For Mouth Action. by misspicy(f): 12:02pm On Aug 15, 2015 |
Hahahahahahaha...e dey happen 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Men! Stop Offering Your Joystick To Any Stranger You Meet For Mouth Action. by jamex93(m): 12:04pm On Aug 15, 2015 |
So she con chop him dic See gobe |
Re: Men! Stop Offering Your Joystick To Any Stranger You Meet For Mouth Action. by Jenny1010(f): 12:09pm On Aug 15, 2015 |
jamex93: Na so it happened o |
Re: Men! Stop Offering Your Joystick To Any Stranger You Meet For Mouth Action. by jamex93(m): 12:12pm On Aug 15, 2015 |
3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Men! Stop Offering Your Joystick To Any Stranger You Meet For Mouth Action. by pbs4real(m): 12:21pm On Aug 15, 2015 |
Jenny1010:so u haven't played yet |
Re: Men! Stop Offering Your Joystick To Any Stranger You Meet For Mouth Action. by rawpadgin(m): 12:26pm On Aug 15, 2015 |
i love Mouth Action but i don't bang someone i don't know too well 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Men! Stop Offering Your Joystick To Any Stranger You Meet For Mouth Action. by IamLEGEND1: 12:27pm On Aug 15, 2015 |
well the penís belongs to us, so itz ours to lose. i can go stick my penís in a grinding machine if i want. 38 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Men! Stop Offering Your Joystick To Any Stranger You Meet For Mouth Action. by AfroKnight: 12:29pm On Aug 15, 2015 |
Bad market. Anyways I don't really like Bj that much. THe real deal is sweet. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Men! Stop Offering Your Joystick To Any Stranger You Meet For Mouth Action. by Jenny1010(f): 12:50pm On Aug 15, 2015 |
IamLEGEND1: Calm down! Nobody is dragging your peniis with you. . Just a piece of advice from a sister. 48 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Men! Stop Offering Your Joystick To Any Stranger You Meet For Mouth Action. by IamLEGEND1: 12:57pm On Aug 15, 2015 |
Jenny1010: Do you have a penís? No? then you are in no position to tell me where and where not to put it. 46 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Men! Stop Offering Your Joystick To Any Stranger You Meet For Mouth Action. by anigbajumo(m): 12:57pm On Aug 15, 2015 |
Thank 4d advice @op 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Men! Stop Offering Your Joystick To Any Stranger You Meet For Mouth Action. by Krest3d: 2:01pm On Aug 15, 2015 |
A lady having an epileptic seizure during a BJ? That's a new one. Wow! OP, you are such a creative storyteller. 68 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Men! Stop Offering Your Joystick To Any Stranger You Meet For Mouth Action. by rudebouy: 2:11pm On Aug 15, 2015 |
Dis is d most creative and interest lie I have eva read. But wait oh, Jenny1010. Why u too day like talk about rapists and dikks? Abi do u love dikks so much? Am just curious8-). 16 Likes |
Re: Men! Stop Offering Your Joystick To Any Stranger You Meet For Mouth Action. by Jenny1010(f): 2:49pm On Aug 15, 2015 |
Krest3d: What's your point? That it's medically impossible to suffer seizure during BJ? SMH for you 5 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Men! Stop Offering Your Joystick To Any Stranger You Meet For Mouth Action. by somez(m): 2:51pm On Aug 15, 2015 |
Ok wait wait wait. B4 u start sucking my d** , are u epileptic? Wait be honest, are you? Ok go on. ... But tell me the truth hope your not o so u dont bite it off. Ok... 74 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: Men! Stop Offering Your Joystick To Any Stranger You Meet For Mouth Action. by cococandy(f): 2:52pm On Aug 15, 2015 |
Even if this story is a lie, it could happen. Wouldn't you rather be careful? 22 Likes |
Re: Men! Stop Offering Your Joystick To Any Stranger You Meet For Mouth Action. by cococandy(f): 2:54pm On Aug 15, 2015 |
somez: No it means only give it someone you're close to. Like your girlfriend you've known for a while. Not the girl that comes to visit you after knowing her for a short while. 5 Likes |
Re: Men! Stop Offering Your Joystick To Any Stranger You Meet For Mouth Action. by Jenny1010(f): 2:56pm On Aug 15, 2015 |
rudebouy: What is lie in the write up Mr.? Take your curiousity elsewhere, I don't know hat you talking abt 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Men! Stop Offering Your Joystick To Any Stranger You Meet For Mouth Action. by Nobody: 2:57pm On Aug 15, 2015 |
Re: Men! Stop Offering Your Joystick To Any Stranger You Meet For Mouth Action. by Nobody: 2:59pm On Aug 15, 2015 |
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