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Re: The Wooing Challenge (main Event,day 2) by Nobody: 7:33pm On Aug 15, 2015 |
I am wooing a lady beyond words. @Omotayor123... Dygeasy and Tophaz lend me your ears.... |
Re: The Wooing Challenge (main Event,day 2) by sinizia: 7:33pm On Aug 15, 2015 |
For Cherryice... Dearest Cherrykoko, How are you my fiesty hot-headed vixen? My quintessential African damsel. I hope you are sexy, dópe and staying classy as always, as well as grooming lil man to be as strong-willed as his mother? i don't usually do this, but there comes a certain time in a man's life, when he'll realize life is not all about playing PS games with his homeboys, hanging out at the bars and clubs with his niggas and going after hot chicks who have nothing to offer to him in his ambition pursuit. A time when a man realizes his life is incomplete without a queen to complement his royal dispositions; a heroine to save his azz in times of conflict; a shoulder to lean on when the hydra-headed tribulations of life assails him. A time when a man realizes he needs that soothing feminine arms to calm him down and massage his weary soul when he's emotionally fatigued. A time when he realizes he needs that priceless wind to steady his sails as he navigates through the turbulent murky waters of life experiences. That moment is now, and I've realized i need not just any woman, but a badass, sexy, confident lady to hold me down. And no other lady fits the bill than you, Mrs Miyaki. I noticed you first at the Rap section, you had a kerfuffle, and in that debacle, you dished out as much as you received. You didn't back down as the average emotional woman would do. I was intrigued by this spunky woman called Cherryice. I was left awed by this leggy, rebellious , mesmerizing and unpretentious beauty with one of the most luscious bodies I've ever seen to adorn any skeletal structure!! Like a hard drug, i became addicted to you while waiting for you to come online so i can have my next fix. The more i longed for you, the more i kept being ensnared in your cocoon of sexual flares. My heart you captured, my emotions you trapped in your well-spurned web of love. Cherry, i know you are pretty, and every man would want to have you, that's a confirmed fact. But i offer you more. While many men would find the task to melt your heart an arduous one, I'm not fazed at all because you are worth it and I'm ready to rummage through the dark and void galaxy just to write my love for you in the stars. While most men would find your stubbornness off-putting, i found your hot-headedness as a turn-on. While many men find the task of letting a woman triumph sometimes, daunting, i find yours as a breath of fresh air. You are someone that's opinionated, fierce, strong-willed, who wants to take the lead sometimes, and i'll gladly allow you lead sometimes, because I've learned not to be selfish and that loving someone is trusting them with your life, secrets and well-being and knowing you are in safe hands. And while those pùssy azz niggas are all one minute wimps, i assure you i'm packing enough heat down there if you know what i mean. I've got it thick, huge and black just as you love it. And i'll put it on you any day or time you are in need of it. Those sultry body of yours, i'll have them strummed endlessly like a Spanish guitar, and like Boyz 2 men, i'll make love to you all through the night. I gotta have you Cherry this is non-negotiable. Your beauty is like an infectious disease, your charm, like a virus coursing through my hapless system, and only your love is the only prescription to this torment. Cherry, I'll be the perfect role model to your son. He'll be my own son too. I'll help you raise him, tell him bedtime fairytales, help him write his assignments, take him along with me to the park, and have him snap selfies with us at the mall. People say Utopia doesn't exist, well with me, you've got the closest reach to utopia, where you won't be bedevilled with pains, sorrows or worries. I'm not the richest nigga on the block, but whatever richness I've got, i'll unselfishly share them all with you. Ms. Fiesty, i look at what I've penned up there and my heart bleeds. My soul shatters not because i don't mean them, but because these dumb English scholars are yet to find the right words to aptly and succintly describe your priceless glory, aura, or your inexplicable gait. When you saunter around, every trouble seems to vaporize away. You've got me so sprunged, now all i can think of is kissing those succulent lips of yours, caressing those yummy bóobs and dipping inside those buxom body of yours forever. What say you Cherrylicious angel? Say yay and watch us redefine the lexicograph of love. And watch us light up this dark world with our fireworks of radiant love. Say nay and watch my heart get pulverized into tiny speckle of dust with nuances of sorrow, heartbreak, gloom and mourning, painfully and dimly radiating from it. [img]http://in1.ccio.co/h/fZ/gI/195484440045379591AI1vbkqAc.jpg[/img] The pic above paints a vivid picture of this burning sensation i feel deep inside of me, Cherrykoko. It's a ravishing love bordering on addiction and insanity. A moment without you is like Da Vinci without his piant brushes or drawings. I take a look at your DP, and your smile bludgeons every single resistance in my bones, down to the van der Waals' forces of my cute little heart. Those shiny white teeth of yours is bright enough to wipe away my tears. Yes, i confess, you're the reason i look forward to the future, because seeing you in the picture makes me know my future is so bright, the sun looks like a Nokia torch light next to it. You are scandalous/ but i love you with a passion that's contagious/ You might have been heartbroken in the past/ but just like OJB Jezreel i'll stick with you like Nomoreloss/ I'm so into you, that you can even be my Tamia and you'd still look Fabulous/ Please be mine, your beauty is surreal/ it's hard not to love you... You've got the greatest sex appeal/ we would ball on these haters like Kobe Bryant and Shaquille O'neal/ and mock them as our love blossom and age over the years just like fossils/ With you is where i wanna be/ other admirers are nothing but hórny, sex-starved perverts and fakeazz wannabees/ they don't give a fúck about you, that's why they will leave you SOLO when they are done with you like R2bees/ but with me, you'll get to suck my nectar of love because you are my Queen Bee/ Like Ellie Goulding, i'll let you set the pace/ because I'm not thinking straight/ ...in this game of love, you've got the ace// and any hater that wanna come in between us, just like Rivers state House Of Assembly fight.. I'll decimate him with a Mace!! Hearty Cherryice/ Cold as ice/ A fine lass/ with a goddamn sexy azz.. A face filled with smiles/.. Physique so on point you'll part with your tax/.. Top of it all she's twice as nice!!/ Cherry,/ please be my fairy/ if i lose you, i'll forever face query/ i'll love you anywhere even on a building of 99-storey/ no-one can love you and sex you like i do, without leaving you feeling sorry/ i belong to you and i can prove it with this world famous theory:// E=mc².. Where E stands for the energy we generate when we love and sex like hòrny bunnies. M stands for ME and C for Cherryice; and the square stands number of kids i'd love to have with you so they would be siblings to Lil Man// which other life can be more merry/ than this?. Say yes and i'll blow your mind, Cherry!!/ 15 Likes 11 Shares |
Re: The Wooing Challenge (main Event,day 2) by tohpahz(f): 7:34pm On Aug 15, 2015 |
Freemanan: Drop urs |
Re: The Wooing Challenge (main Event,day 2) by Nobody: 7:34pm On Aug 15, 2015 |
Captainswag225:pussies dnt freak me bro, but when its dat of prettythicksme, am ready to dig to eternity |
Re: The Wooing Challenge (main Event,day 2) by tohpahz(f): 7:35pm On Aug 15, 2015 |
mictima: Whizqueen.. this is for uu ; :DD |
Re: The Wooing Challenge (main Event,day 2) by Captainswag225(m): 7:37pm On Aug 15, 2015 |
mystage:pretty is a nice lady but she get boo oo |
Re: The Wooing Challenge (main Event,day 2) by sinizia: 7:38pm On Aug 15, 2015 |
TheSonOfMark: I'm a humble nigga. |
Re: The Wooing Challenge (main Event,day 2) by Nobody: 7:38pm On Aug 15, 2015 |
wristbangle:hmmm...na marriage proposal format o |
Re: The Wooing Challenge (main Event,day 2) by Nobody: 7:38pm On Aug 15, 2015 |
Captainswag225:che na u be the boo? |
Re: The Wooing Challenge (main Event,day 2) by tohpahz(f): 7:38pm On Aug 15, 2015 |
sinizia: Cherryice this is for you.. I love this 3 Likes |
Re: The Wooing Challenge (main Event,day 2) by Nobody: 7:39pm On Aug 15, 2015 |
Twaci........*whispers* |
Re: The Wooing Challenge (main Event,day 2) by Nobody: 7:39pm On Aug 15, 2015 |
I knew beauty was a regular for ladies, but this beauty is such that Newton cant even solve, the greatest philosophers cant explain... I will pronounce your name OMOTAYOR123.... i will proclaim it... I have seen mine... in Patoranky's voice. *My everything oooo... My woman ooo * |
Re: The Wooing Challenge (main Event,day 2) by Nobody: 7:39pm On Aug 15, 2015 |
Sinizia nyc novel you wrote there ok jokes apart, it was banging! Nuff respect bro 1 Like |
Re: The Wooing Challenge (main Event,day 2) by Captainswag225(m): 7:39pm On Aug 15, 2015 |
mystage:hahahahaha where u go here that one from? Jack is her boooo |
Re: The Wooing Challenge (main Event,day 2) by Nobody: 7:40pm On Aug 15, 2015 |
Sinizia 1 Like |
Re: The Wooing Challenge (main Event,day 2) by Captainswag225(m): 7:41pm On Aug 15, 2015 |
sinizia, that was epic! Masterpiece. U killed it 1 Like |
Re: The Wooing Challenge (main Event,day 2) by Nobody: 7:41pm On Aug 15, 2015 |
Captainswag225: |
Re: The Wooing Challenge (main Event,day 2) by tohpahz(f): 7:42pm On Aug 15, 2015 |
Freemanan: Scentmarlc where are you |
Re: The Wooing Challenge (main Event,day 2) by Nobody: 7:43pm On Aug 15, 2015 |
Captainswag225:Jack na my real guy na.. so he fit leave her for me. |
Re: The Wooing Challenge (main Event,day 2) by whizqueen(f): 7:43pm On Aug 15, 2015 |
mictima:[size=16pt]oh my I've never typed in any other color much less color green. You know what the traffic light says about color? when it shows red, it means stop / wait. When it's green that's a go ahead signal. If only words were enough to give my response on this I would have done that. But hell no! Pictures is worth a thousand words You're just so sweet, talented and irresistible. My feelings for you is unspeakable. It started when I came across your diary, I knew I met someone whom I can't forget so easily. he's one with a big heart, a kind soul and much more a loving person. From me to you is my heart, and a big YES to your request This is my heart, take it! It's all yours [/size] 3 Likes 3 Shares
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Re: The Wooing Challenge (main Event,day 2) by tohpahz(f): 7:43pm On Aug 15, 2015 |
Speakdatruth. Speakdattruth cherlene Please report.. Thanks |
Re: The Wooing Challenge (main Event,day 2) by Nobody: 7:43pm On Aug 15, 2015 |
Omotayor123 i'll be ur hero, shadow, ur rainbow e.t.c, i'll colour u, i'll follow u anywhere in the world... |
Re: The Wooing Challenge (main Event,day 2) by Captainswag225(m): 7:44pm On Aug 15, 2015 |
mystage:lol but pretty be play gal sha. |
Re: The Wooing Challenge (main Event,day 2) by agarawu23(m): 7:45pm On Aug 15, 2015 |
Freemanan: send this to my younger sister(12yr) and receive a dirty slap |
Re: The Wooing Challenge (main Event,day 2) by tohpahz(f): 7:45pm On Aug 15, 2015 |
whizqueen: Oya mk una go offline 1 Like |
Re: The Wooing Challenge (main Event,day 2) by Nobody: 7:45pm On Aug 15, 2015 |
***clears throat**firstly i wnt to thank my wooers for their perfect lines.Sinnzu i lve d title u gave ur lines**island girl*** u really makes me love u more!!**blushing** Mystage u really try on dis one,was so surprised u really sat down and compose dat all because of me u r indeed a darling kudos to u both!!i feel like saying yea to both of u,but i have to choose one!! MYSTAGE I SAY YES TO U!!! Sinnzu i cant stop loving u,u own me forever!! cc:Tohphaz Dygeasy runs outta thread! 2 Likes |
Re: The Wooing Challenge (main Event,day 2) by whizqueen(f): 7:45pm On Aug 15, 2015 |
Mictima |
Re: The Wooing Challenge (main Event,day 2) by Nobody: 7:46pm On Aug 15, 2015 |
Oh he Is here now |
Re: The Wooing Challenge (main Event,day 2) by Nobody: 7:46pm On Aug 15, 2015 |
Omotayor123 can i borrow u for a minute, maybe 2 or 5 or maybe jst 4 d rest of lives....? |
Re: The Wooing Challenge (main Event,day 2) by Nobody: 7:47pm On Aug 15, 2015 |
agarawu23:Hehehejej.... Patoranky works... |
Re: The Wooing Challenge (main Event,day 2) by tohpahz(f): 7:47pm On Aug 15, 2015 |
prettythicksme: My eyes have seen.. Who will i say yes to now.. |
Re: The Wooing Challenge (main Event,day 2) by valmunich(m): 7:48pm On Aug 15, 2015 |
Sinizia, next time you wanna write an epistle of that sort, do it in the literary section |
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