ggrin:
bring ya yansh na, make we test maybe e small

Truckpusher:
I'm fine o.

Wey the babes dem nau?

I want to wound woo somebody.

Omotayor123:

Oya na...

scentmarlc:
Wheeeeewwww..........

INTRO..

if dem like make dem fire katapot of envy
If dem like make dem throw us bomb of jealousy
Naso dem go stand dey eye our progress
See dem no fit put asunder
See dey cannot stop our love

PUNCHLINES..

Hey honie, its raining
I just left training
Now I feel like baking
You mind to have some tasting
Ofcouse I know you like it, no faking!

Scratch that abeg!,




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Omotayor123 Loving you comes naturally,
Even though we'vent known each other for so long, I feel so safe and happy around you. At every thought of you, my breadth stalls and my heart skips. I don't know if this is for real or its my heart playing games on me. I wana be the one that brightens your day and the voice that lights up your night. I am imperfect and I can't make you any promises. I can only wish for God to direct my path and sustain me long enough to show you how loving a man can be. Please do accept my proposal. **kneels like a gentleman**

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*lights out*



Cc: dygeasy tohpahz mhizkel adeh39 aminat508 kinglekan

Sexycleopatra:
Of all the guys who wooed here, there was none more romantic, more sweet dan that of wristbangle...


He killed it... Wristbangle, u r just d best, even if tohphaz ddnt choose u, I chose yours.... I really did shed a tear wen I read urs, it was filled wit passion...

Cc: twaci, prettythicksme, tohpahz, sassybae, dygeasy.

shut:


Kinda having a thrilling night

I can see you are really getting it on. Hope u wld be participating in the female editon?

koppa:
****Enters thread****

It's really an honour having this opportunity pouring my mind out,letting you know how much I want you....

Love comes to those who still hope even though
they've been disappointed, to those who still believe even though they've been betrayed, need to love those who still love even though they've been hurt before.
Several times your heart might have been broken,am a professional porter ready to re-mould it...also a good architecture,I wanna give you the best design,am a good engineer can't wait to correct your fault.....I served in the military force,your security is well assured with me...

Although it takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to
like someone and a day to love someone - but it all seems different with you because ever since I came across you on this faceless forum have been a prisoner in your heart,sight of your meaningful,interesting posts warms my heart

I might not be the richest man alive,I might not own a Bugatti,I might not own a yatch,but am definitely the perfect fit for u...

Night after night I keep seeing you in my dreams,how I wish I could pick you from my dream and hug you for real!

To my sweetheart, may you have enough happiness to make you
sweet, enough trials
to make you strong, enough sorrow to keep you
human, enough hope
to make you happy and enough money to buy me
gifts

I LOVE YOU SHUT

Cc
Tohpahz
Dygeasy
Shut
Princeparix
Whizqueen

shut:
Jeez! I was a little skeptical about this but seriously I'm wowed.

Wow,this is fun

Aminat508:
KingTom

Confrontation:

You disappointed me big time.

demmy0325:
... So its true.....

I had the kid figured out from the onset. I kept dropping clues without being specific so in a frantic bid to cover up his trails, he'd keep switching between both accounts while I reload my browser to confirm.
He's a real kid. A rookie in the game of wits.

KingTom:
Hajia

shut:


Kinda having a thrilling night

LadyBoss1:
Wow omg siniz.ia Cherr.yice baby im jel ohh

Confrontation:

Shut up.
Why not beckon on thesonofmark thesonofawhøre to come and woo you?
Ewu can bear.

TheSonOfMark:

I had the kid figured out from the onset. I kept dropping clues without being specific so in a frantic bid to cover up his trails, he'd keep switching between both accounts while I reload my browser to confirm.
He's a real kid. A rookie in the game of wits.

Mhizkel:
Oh my! He's kneeling! Omotayor123, please don't keep this young man on his kneels.

kinglekan:



I can see you are really getting it on. Hope u wld be participating in the female editon?

berbz:
when one door of happiness closes, another opens but often we look so long at the closed door that we don't see the one which has been opened for us.

whizqueen:
Friedplantain I don see wetin dey fear you
You no trust yourself with Princeparix abii....

Shut what's your verdict

Sinnzu:
Baba no be you oo.

demmy0325:
... Nairaland will hold a thanksgivin service when U leave this guy alone.. ..

LOL. We all love the intrigues that comes with unveiling of mysteries, don't we?


Unraveling his hitherto concealed antics is a piece of cake.

Omotayor123:
Na NL witches no gree us oooo.

Aminat508:
Who be your hajia?

mystage:

everybody in the house can you people see this?
i just won!
ohhh prettythicksme,

thanks for opening a new chapter in my life,

thanks.... infact i dnt knw wat to say right nw.
presently in a cab going home. i wil snd u something when i get home.

IamLENGEND1
softapples

and other monikers unmentioned, join me dance shakitibobo.

Barman, infact serve everybody in da house 2 bottles each of dry squadron dry gin

sinizia:

You don dey go via offline abi? Baaaad boy!!

TheSonOfMark:

LOL. We all love the intrigues that comes with unveiling of mysteries, don't we?


Unraveling his hitherto concealed antics is a piece of cake.

Oahray:
Chai! I'm such a late cumer sha. See wetin I dey miss

*settling down to read lines*

koppa:
I was wowed when I discovered a new planet...just couldn't wait to get a glimpse of it's content,to see how beautiful it was,....a planet filled with glowing starts,like have never seen before....

At the sight of the beauty of the planet I knew this was where I was made for,finally have found my lost home...a place of abode....

Not a single night had gone by without thoughts of holding you close to my heart rusing down my mind.......I want to help guard the beautiful heart.....I want to be your Terminator



Cc
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