kinglekan:



Na me be dis? Choiiiii

I yaaf left.

kinglekan:



Na me be dis? Choiiiii

I yaaf left.

Jacksparrow0712:
Ok
Have fun

halfrica:


fankz ya

halfrica:


nigga u hittin d wrong door D right door is on ur left straight doen to hell

kinglekan:

kinglekan:


MrCork why is yo wife so bitter these days. Is ban the only thing she feeds on now?

shegowill:


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MrCork:



...Bro....Halfrica is feeln very depressed...I rejected her twice last week!!!

halfrica:




U rejected me?
I got depressed?
Nigga quick qwelsure
Are u my life's blue print?
Do u worth my existence?
Do u fink i need u wiv ur borrowed life?
Do u fink u wivout a soul deserves me?
I need a yes or no dont explain

...sweeery at like a lady for once in yor life & I promise u willget to nyansh me....or else....You aint getting it!!!(REAL TALK)

MrCork:


...sweeery at like a lady for once in yor life & I promise u willget to nyansh me....or else....You aint getting it!!!(REAL TALK)

halfrica:



hany a quickie for u
Avnt u heard act like a man tink like a lady before?
Or are u jealous i act more intellectual dan u do
Jealosy is an ugliest trait hany never do it

MrCork:



...corrrecction...a white female is 10 time more intelligent than u..they been to london.. they act like ladys ..they make u loooklike house girl...and worse of all..u r not a wifey material..I lie?

halfrica:



Hany ow can i be a wife material am nt made from ankara or lace or nude or kampala gele aso ebi iro ati buba wrapper gosh m human and u tink u av sense like dis
10times more wat? dey are called blonde girls remember?
Act like ladys? ya kim k nd amber rose taylor swift and kendal jenner be reppin well laffin and soakin in lafter chai mr cork u need a
brain raise

MrCork:



...try had all u want...u will never be white!

halfrica:


Yes cos i never want to
My next life i want to come bck black
Bt next time i wee love somali or cuba
I dont fucccckk wiv white u little dumbassss bitcchhh nigggaaa mrcork i dont fuvk wiv u
Ur dickkkk and brain are a little stupidddd stupidddd
Av gat a million trillion fuckinn things i rada fucckin do dan to be fucckin wiv u
U little stupidddd stupiddd
Yeah dats a black mans song

MrCork:



...u been banned 8 times on nairaland for stewwwpidity...no white females ever been banned...I myself never been banned....dosent that tell u somtin like u r naturaly stewwwpid?.. I lie?

halfrica:




Ohhh lalalalala u drop am as e dey hawt from ur brain
I get ban?
I get unbanned
U av neva been banned? i kno u even before i joined
white girls av neva been banned?
Please u really stewpid deep down ur tots

MrCork:



..the only ting that seperates u from every nairaland female is yor bush atitude....cant u behave like redgem..or lady boss or prettythickme or DrAify for once?...they dont act bush like u...I lie?

Freemanan:
Now comment like a human being...

MrCork:



...Bro....Halfrica is feeln very depressed...I rejected her twice last week!!!

Not fair she is taking it out on me.

MrCork:



..the only ting that seperates u from every nairaland female is yor bush atitude....cant u behave like redgem..or lady boss or prettythickme or DrAify for once?...they dont act bush like u...I lie?

MrCork:



..the only ting that seperates u from every nairaland female is yor bush atitude....cant u behave like redgem..or lady boss or prettythickme or DrAify for once?...they dont act bush like u...I lie?

kinglekan:


Not fair she is taking it out on me.

halfrica:

Are u good lookin as dis nigga for me to act tushhh for u

MrCork:



...OK sweeery I forgive u...u will finaly get the chance to nyansh me when I arrive in Nigeria in 8 days.... Play yor cards right & am all yorrs for one night!!! (REAL TALK)

halfrica:


Yup buzz me so i can use u for money rituals

MrCork:



...u will have the great opportunity to play wit my 17 inches looooooong *kondo*...get ready!!

halfrica:



An hot dog wee do for me