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How To Steal From Jumia Or Konga. by Nobody: 3:07pm On Aug 18, 2015 |
We all knw dat jumia nd konga are da two main online shopping services in nigeria but they are extremely stingy nd add high price tags to their products even worst, dey add transport fee ontop, which is double wahala I was always a honest customer of Jumia until one day wen i went to market to buy da olive oil i've been buying frm dem, it was out of stock in their site. It was in da market i realised i hav been cheated all along bcuz da woman sold it to me for 700naira, while jumia sell at 2,200naira + 1,500 transport =3,700, what a fool i hav been! But am gonna show u hw to steal frm dem witout getting caught 1. Choose a place close to da bush as ur delivery address, so dat u cn carry out a smooth task. 2. On d delivery date, wear dark shade to cover eyes nd hold a very big empty alcohol or groundnut bottle at ur back (no carry la casera bottle oh, i weep for u) 3. When da delivery agent bring out a paper for u to sign, use dat bottle (not la casera own!!) and smack his head(thrice) dnt pity him, no look uche face. 4. Take ur item nd run,tear any document wit ur name on it. Dont tak his fone or car, u might be catched You will be safe gudluck. |
Re: How To Steal From Jumia Or Konga. by Stephansmily(f): 3:08pm On Aug 18, 2015 |
And what is this doing on the romance section?? This should be moved to the crime section. |
Re: How To Steal From Jumia Or Konga. by Nobody: 3:12pm On Aug 18, 2015 |
Na ur type dey spoil dis world |
Re: How To Steal From Jumia Or Konga. by bigtt76(f): 3:13pm On Aug 18, 2015 |
Hahaha ....ar nor blame dem wen everyone wan buy tins you can easily buy from Mallam or Mama Ngozi next door, online 1 Like |
Re: How To Steal From Jumia Or Konga. by ArchEnemy(m): 3:15pm On Aug 18, 2015 |
You don't wanna smell the 4 walls of a jail Bro Shop elsewhere |
Re: How To Steal From Jumia Or Konga. by Nobody: 3:19pm On Aug 18, 2015 |
Liesssss. U probably posted this from kirikiri maximum prison with the phone someone smuggled in for u. #CriminalMind 1 Like |
Re: How To Steal From Jumia Or Konga. by heayey(m): 3:23pm On Aug 18, 2015 |
I wonder how many times you've tried that. #Baraobanza |
Re: How To Steal From Jumia Or Konga. by Fulaboy(m): 4:44pm On Aug 18, 2015 |
Stephansmily:The dude is crazy |
Re: How To Steal From Jumia Or Konga. by Stephansmily(f): 4:48pm On Aug 18, 2015 |
Fulaboy:Very crazy mehn |
Re: How To Steal From Jumia Or Konga. by Nobody: 4:50pm On Aug 18, 2015 |
Fulaboy:i heard dat! |
Re: How To Steal From Jumia Or Konga. by Nobody: 4:50pm On Aug 18, 2015 |
Stephansmily:i heard dat too! |
Re: How To Steal From Jumia Or Konga. by Stephansmily(f): 4:54pm On Aug 18, 2015 |
Re: How To Steal From Jumia Or Konga. by Nobody: 5:06pm On Aug 18, 2015 |
BTW who moved my thread to Jokes section when i posted in Romance section?? do i look lik am crackin jokes here? Nairaland iz so unfair 4 not informing me, nairaland has to develop, its trash!!..and whoever moved my thread, God will not stop to punish him/her Stuppid nairaland, stuppid seun osewa, stupidd moderators. Fvck y'all |
Re: How To Steal From Jumia Or Konga. by Fulaboy(m): 5:21pm On Aug 18, 2015 |
Durent:See how f.arano threw your thread into joke section |
Re: How To Steal From Jumia Or Konga. by Nobody: 5:24pm On Aug 18, 2015 |
Fulaboy:if i catch dat faarano ehn... |
Re: How To Steal From Jumia Or Konga. by JumiaOnline(m): 5:51pm On Aug 18, 2015 |
Durent: Hi. Our deepest apologies for any inconvenience shopping on Jumia might have caused you. However, kindly note that prices vary based on product, inflation and merchant. Your feedback has been noted & recorded for immediate follow up. Kindly send your order details to serviceATjumia.com.ng to enable us address your query. While we understand your concerns, we kindly recommend refraining from advocating violent provocation against Jumia and its employees. Thank you. 1 Like |
Re: How To Steal From Jumia Or Konga. by san316(m): 6:12pm On Aug 18, 2015 |
Hahaha. Verry funny post. The op is a true comedian. |
Re: How To Steal From Jumia Or Konga. by Nobody: 6:32pm On Aug 18, 2015 |
JumiaOnline:Bullshitt, u guys shud kindly return all da additional money u took frm me until u do dat i'll continue advocating violence provocation and beatings upon jumia nd its delivery agents ..hop u catch me |
Re: How To Steal From Jumia Or Konga. by Exponental(m): 8:12am On Aug 19, 2015 |
u might have bought the fake for 7h. |
Re: How To Steal From Jumia Or Konga. by tareluv(f): 11:35am On May 29, 2017 |
Lols |
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