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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by KingTom(m): 12:48am On Aug 19, 2015
Idowuogbo:

Die ke? Steady bro....steady! Learn to manage or better still, breeze in and breeze out. smiley
Your returned has given me fresh hope! You are truly the chosen one. grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by KingTom(m): 12:49am On Aug 19, 2015
asumo12:




A strong woman indeed...


This one chop ban reach that guy that call oga menstruation....



lipsrsealed
555544688644995 yearsgrin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by KingTom(m): 12:50am On Aug 19, 2015
Sassybae:
Kingtom undecided
Go to bed please angry
I'm on night shift in the hospital. I can't sleepundecided
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by nigerianium: 12:50am On Aug 19, 2015
Sinnzu:


shocked OVOKO!!

.Seriously! I'd wager any bet that Firsteva was turned on by that. It's common knowledge that women read _erotica by women for women.cheesy

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:53am On Aug 19, 2015
lezz:
Sorry, I forgot he is a student. He has to put his parents' investment into fruition.

Don't forget to give him motherly advice when he awakens tomorrow.
my luv should be resting his head now. That's why he' s so sweet and fresh in the morning.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:53am On Aug 19, 2015
nigerianium:

.Seriously! I'd wager any bet that Firsteva was turnf on by that. It's common know that wowen read _erotica by women for women.cheesy
I'm sure she's about to grab that special cucumber cheesy. The one thats rigid n tough gringrin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:54am On Aug 19, 2015
nigerianium:

.Seriously! I'd wager any bet that Firsteva was turned on by that. It's common know that wowen read _erotica by women for women.cheesy
sonofmark u were turned on ba? I'm sure your ass hole would have contracted 10 times, lol.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by nigerianium: 12:56am On Aug 19, 2015
[quote author=Sinnzu post=37104437]
I'm sure she's about to grab that special cucumber cheesy. The one thats rigid n tough gringrin[/quote
The description was graphic enough to move even a nun.

Firsteva, do the needful.cheesy
]

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by lezz(m): 12:56am On Aug 19, 2015
firstEVA:
so which romance thriller have u been reading? U are giving me lines from there right?

No matter the style u use on men like yourself, u are still disgusting. Where is that you work out pix where u look like a slowpoke with hunch back?
my style of writing is consistent, showing no plagiarism.

If you want to a slow fvcking while sitting on my laps facing me, I can graze a feather - light touch to your lips in a wicked tease, I will allow you to suck my index finger after only your vagina fistula has adjusted to the sheer length of my phallus.

So you can bounce away on the sheer length of my rod, while I dart my finger in and out of your mouth in a frenzied fvck of double impact.

Do you want more?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:57am On Aug 19, 2015
nigerianium:

.Seriously! I'd wager any bet that Firsteva was turned on by that. It's common knowledge that women read _erotica by women for women.cheesy
that post was for u actually, not me. He had u in mind, just had to quote firsteva. Usless fagggots.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:58am On Aug 19, 2015
[quote author=nigerianium post=37104476][/quote] just like u were moved? grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by nigerianium: 1:00am On Aug 19, 2015
firstEVA:
sonofmark u were turned on ba? I'm sure your ass hole would have contracted 10 times, lol.

Eva, stop fronting. You've got raging hormones and you sure aren't frigid.

You see the beauty of heterosexual love-making? So natural.wink
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by lezz(m): 1:00am On Aug 19, 2015
firstEVA:
my luv should be resting his head now. That's why he' s so sweet and fresh in the morning.
Nice to hear. Nairaland will do well to upgrade its features so virtual lovers can smell each others fragrances.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 1:04am On Aug 19, 2015
lezz:
my style of writing is consistent, showing no plagiarism.

If you want to a slow fvcking while sitting on my laps facing me, I can graze a feather - light touch to your lips in a wicked tease, I will allow you to suck my index finger after only your vagina fistula has adjusted to the sheer length of my phallus.

So you can bounce away on the sheer length of my rod, while I dart my finger in and out of your mouth in a frenzied fvck of double impact.

Do you want more?
no thanks, save your gay sex for those that are gays. U can see guys cheering at your post, lol. They are masturbating already, your boyfriend ass has expanded to its elastic limit in anticipation of pumelling tonight. Better find ur way to uyo to give him hard.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by nigerianium: 1:07am On Aug 19, 2015
firstEVA:
just like u were moved? grin

Forget your sex _toys, Eva.

You remember those teenage fantasies you read about spontateous animalistic sex in rusty cabins in a backwater town? Here it is. Just open up to heterosexual love once again.


Nothing beats your vulva being impaled while you lubricate and cream the length of that phallus.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 1:09am On Aug 19, 2015
nigerianium:

Eva, stop fronting. You've got raging hormones and you sure aren't frigid.

You see the beauty of heterosexual love-making? So natural.wink
heterosexual love making is all I understand, that's why you and lezz must help urselfs out of the shithole digging u both engage in.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 1:10am On Aug 19, 2015
nigerianium:

Forget your sex _toys, Eva.

You remember those teenage fantasies you read about spontateous animalistic sex in rusty cabins in a backwater town? Here it is. Just open up to heterosexual love once again.


Nothing beats your vulva being impaled while you lubricate and cream the length of that phallus.

Ya'll should quit doing this to firsteva, she's changed panties thrice already. undecided
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 1:11am On Aug 19, 2015
nigerianium:

Forget your sex _toys, Eva.

You remember those teenage fantasies you read about spontateous animalistic sex in rusty cabins in a backwater town? Here it is. Just open up to heterosexual love once again.


Nothing beats your vulva being impaled while you lubricate and cream the length of that phallus.
same way u lubricate and cream the lenght of a dicck? I know u are the bottom, very obvious grin u are the one who gets down on him, with your slender and tiny frame, he hangs you to fucck.
I can't even believe i'm saying this
#pukes
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by lezz(m): 1:12am On Aug 19, 2015
firstEVA:
no thanks, save your gay sex for those that are gays. U can see guys cheering at your post, lol. They are masturbating already, your boyfriend ass has expanded to its elastic limit in anticipation of pumelling tonight. Better find ur way to uyo to give him hard.
You admitted to near-masturbation yourself. And do not think for once I do not know the current of waves of emotions I have stirred within your loveless organs.

Females are captivated by what they hear, but even more so by what they read. It is the greatest and post potent drug unsold.

You, firsteva, have been dazzled and enfeebled by my pöřn of literature.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 1:13am On Aug 19, 2015
Sinnzu:


Ya'll should quit doing this to firsteva, she's changed panties thrice already. undecided
your left hand must be very busy by now grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by nigerianium: 1:14am On Aug 19, 2015
firstEVA:
heterosexual love making is all I understand,

Good. Now the points are converging?

So, Eva, why then do you champion the cause of lesbianism (homosexuality) when it is the most unnatural thing ever?

Why don't you join we naturalists who kick against all forms of homosexuality?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 1:14am On Aug 19, 2015
lezz:
You admitted to near-masturbation yourself. And do not think for once I do not know the current of waves of emotions I have stirred within your loveless organs.

Females are captivated by what they hear, but even more so by what they read. It is the greatest and post potent drug unsold.

You, firsteva, have been dazzled and enfeebled by my pöřn of literature.
does it change the fact that u are incapable of practicing what you've described on a woman?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 1:16am On Aug 19, 2015
nigerianium:

Good. Now the points are converging?

So, Eva, why then do you champion the cause of lesbianism (homosexuality) when it is the most unnatural thing ever?

Why don't you join we naturalists who kick against all forms of homosexuality?
when did you start condemning homo when you are lezz's bottom?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 1:16am On Aug 19, 2015
firstEVA:
My left hand is very busy right now grin
I knew, you didnt have to tell me gringrin

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by lezz(m): 1:16am On Aug 19, 2015
firstEVA:
[b]heterosexual love making is all I understand, [/b]that's why you and lezz must help urselfs out of the shithole digging u both engage in.
That's the closest you've gotten to rejecting your lesbian tendencies.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 1:19am On Aug 19, 2015
Sinnzu:
I knew, you didnt have to tell me gringrin
oh u are one of those kids who change a post to suit themselves? Begone, I don't engage ur types.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by lezz(m): 1:19am On Aug 19, 2015
firstEVA:
when did you start condemning homo when you are lezz's bottom?
Common, this is so lame and dry. You can do better.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by nigerianium: 1:21am On Aug 19, 2015

Firsteva, have you ever had feathery kisses planted on your pubis while exhaled air blows on your _clitoris with the chilly air making your pubic hairy strands erect while the pinky finger thrusts slowly?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 1:21am On Aug 19, 2015
lezz:
Common, this is so lame and dry. You can do better.
are you embarrassed? It's lame that he is the bottom? It's obvious lezz, you are the huge one with muscles and a 10inch pennnis, he is the slender lean pale one with some feminine touch, and sexy bj mouth. I'm sure he blows u real good grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by lezz(m): 1:22am On Aug 19, 2015
firstEVA:
does it change the fact that u are incapable of practicing what you've described on a woman?
I write from personal experience as each imagery of my love scenes are brought up in a bright wave of remembrance.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 1:22am On Aug 19, 2015
nigerianium:

Firsteva, have you ever had feathery kisses planted on your pubis while exhaled air blows on your _clitoris with the chilly air making your pubic hairy strands erect while the pinky finger thrusts slowly?
oh don't even go there, sounds too dry from you, abeg abeg.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by nigerianium: 1:22am On Aug 19, 2015
Sinnzu:
I knew, you didnt have to tell me gringrin

She already admittf she masturbates to eroti2 in the previous page.cheesy

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