softapples:
i just want to say good morning to the following monikers after my heart, gud morning to GURGLE, .

lezz:
Hmm.
******yawns and stretches on bed****** I see I got a wakeup mention from my nairaland sweetheart


******leans forward for a good morning kiss but withdraws from the stale sweat of last night's farking*******

It's too early dear, have a mouth wash, then freshen up and then I might consider planting one of my upper lip kiss to your waiting, eager lips.

Got to run now. Office obligation

nigerianium:

Liar. Eva gets to make good on her earlier admission hours ago of _masturbating to descriptive _erotica.

Drop your sex _toys, Eva. It's daylight already.

firstEVA:
what are you tying to prove again? That I didn't sleep but masturbated all through the night?

Oh come off it, Eva. You admitted that you _masturbate to _erotica on this very thread. My response is premised on that revelation by you.

firstEVA:
wow! Beautiful narrative, if I read this in a romance novel, I would have quietly looked for a corner to masturbate

She _masturbates alot.

nigerianium:

Exactly. [b]She goes on and on about the pinkish hue of my lips and beards which makes her attraction to me obvious.

So, Firsteva, what's it going to be? Your defensive walls are giving way to a craving for the most primal pleasure.
[/b]

nigerianium:

She _masturbates alot.

nigerianium:

Oh come off it, Eva. You admitted that you _masturbate to _erotica on this very thread. My response is premised on that revelation by you.

firstEVA:
yes to man and woman lovemaking

I know you don't masturbate, u prefer the real deal, asss pumelling. Effeminate gay toad.

_Masturbator!

Only rejected lonely people who are unattractive and CAN'T get members of the opposite sex to screw with _masturbate.


You've revealed yourself as a lonely hag who is so sex-starved that the only only alternative is to finger herself.

nigerianium:

_Masturbator!

Only rejected lonely people who are unattractive and can get members of the opposite sex _masturbate.

You've revealed yourself as a lonely hag who is so sex-starved that the only only alternative is to finger herself.

Gurgle:


Akpenvwoghene good morning

softapples:
LOL morning dear. "hmm i feel gud when u call me by dat name. "since ure igbo, i will b calling u CHIOMA

softapples:
morning, why did u reply me like dis? is it bcaus i refuse a private chat with u? i was dissapointed

Sinnzu:


i dont have a dirty mind

funlord:
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Good day! Can you kindly reveal to me who this moniker really is?

Napoleone:
Teach us nw

Sassybae:
Nah, I can't do that

Idowuogbo:
Funlord, na borrow pose tins eh? Nothing do you....please make sure you return it to the licensed owner before you accidentally take out ya eyeballs.

Sinnzu:

LadyBoss1:

Im good hun , lol u guys wake up pretty early ... I have noticed when im in nigeria ppl wake up early here if u aint gt nothing to do ppl can sleep till mid day
Wts ur plans for d day?

sinizia:


Naiaj na country for hustlers. 6am, we're ready to hit the road.

My today's plans have been partially fulfilled. I need to submit an application. The woman I'm waiting for is still dilly-dallying.


What of yours?

LadyBoss1:

Mehn had to do boss mode n took d rest of the day off might even take more .. Tired mehn ..
Got big event on the 19th of September n d prepping is time consuming ..
Hopefully d lady ur waiting for shows up soon.. Just gonna chill mayb after lunch i have a nap

sinizia:


You work this hard on daily basis? Wife material toh bad.

LadyBoss1:

If i no work how i go chop
Bank of dad closed since days of Adam .. U gotta to hustle ohhh
Pray for me nigeria is the next place im gonna focus on ..( A Spa ) but its gonna b tough tho, running it n all dat but .. It will happen..

Sassybae:
Now I agree you're bad

Goodmorning

funlord:
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Who the _FUCK are you? Kindly come @ me with your real moniker when ready because I don't do trolls ok! Imp!

KingTom:

Your returned has given me fresh hope! You are truly the chosen one.

Idowuogbo:

Hmmmm....this one is defo high on granulated ugwu.

Newbie, take several seats....aint nobody got time for your epileptic fits. Do one!

Cheers!!!!

Idowuogbo:

Lolz....clown! You'll never change.

funlord:


[s]So not only are you a reprobate cankerworm but you are also a community jester as well? Okay OLDIE kindly answer 2 questions 4 me:
1: What has all the years that you have spent running around on NL done for your life except cause you perenially source for mb like oliver twist? Its funny how you old _fucks think that by being here for long attaches any sort of importance to your miserable existence! It just shows how jobless and socially backward such people behind such monikers are!

2: Why on earth did you quote me out of the blue like a lunatic? Do I know U? NO, do I want 2? NO! So what other reason did U have 4 acting so silly? Listen kid, if you don't have any valid or intellectually stimulating reasons for quoting me then kindly go play in the mud with the numerous other ass kissing, woman wrappering, crush having _twats that you currently follow! I'm not ready 4 childish bullshite from untrained teenage primates! And I don't even have the time 2 battle with "F monikers"! But I can assure U that If you want 2 engage me in any sort of digital fisticuffs, then please keep up with the _fuckery and see where it leads! Nonsense![/s]

KingTom:

You see! You see! Somebody has taken this thread to the dating and meet up zone you see what I'm saying! what temerity! Abi I tell the mumu say I dey look for
wife? dating and meet up zone! Emi?