MrCork:



...few years ago when u waz dakskin: did any Londoner toast u?..Did men aknolegedge u?...did guys pay u atension on nairaland?.. were u able to find a man?....did any humanBeen walk pass u & say hello?... Did I eeven talk to u? .... NO!!!!

..Sweeethart...serrriously...U owe me an apology & shud be thank me for yor current fair skin complexsion instead of actin like a Goat!!! REAL TALK (no oofeinse)

Chai

softapples:
is foolishness a gift to u or u practise it at school?

^^^^^comin from a nairaland CRACKHEAD with several user ids who uses other people,s picture on his profile....am goin bak to bed mennnn, laters!!

LadyBoss1:

Chai

...kaaiiiiii ...see figure... **lightskin mammy water** ....if only all Nairaland Lady Wannna-be females like Halfrica,Jollyjoy, Mrs Chima, prettythicksme,pinkpebbles,misspicy,islandprincess,ellechrystal...cud loooklike Super Sexxxxxy Ladyboss....The world wud be a berrra place to live in...dyammmmmmm!!!!!!!!

MrCork:



^^^^^comin from a nairaland CRACKHEAD with several user ids who uses other people,s picture on his profile....am goin bak to bed mennnn, laters!!

lol pls go to bak to bed and wake up with ur sense. no offence

MrCork:


...kaaiiiiii ...see figure... **lightskin mammy water** ....if only all Nairaland Lady Wannna-be females like Halfrica,Jollyjoy, Mrs Chima, prettythicksme,pinkpebbles,misspicy,islandprincess,ellechrystal...cud loooklike Super Sexxxxxy Ladyboss....The world wud be a berrra place to live in...dyammmmmmm!!!!!!!!

count me out if u hate ur life here is a gift from me to u hang ursef please

MrCork:


..sweery I apologise for sayn u not as preetier as Redgem or Ladyboss or Prettythickme or even sef, that ordinary Jollyjoy girl...pls forgive my apology!!

word from a pained nigga

MrCork:


...kaaiiiiii ...see figure... **lightskin mammy water** ....if only all Nairaland Lady Wannna-be females like Halfrica,Jollyjoy, Mrs Chima, prettythicksme,pinkpebbles,misspicy,islandprincess,ellechrystal...cud loooklike Super Sexxxxxy Ladyboss....The world wud be a berrra place to live in...dyammmmmmm!!!!!!!!

No go marry. Stay there for that ya uk ghetto dey admire nyash, so gbo?

Ishilove:

No go marry. Stay there for that ya uk ghetto dey admire nyash, so gbo?

aunty ishi
mrcork
God don catch u mrcork unntoooo o

Make i jez dey observe like this yeye prettythicksme. . .

pbs4real:
Make i jez dey observe like this yeye prettythicksme. . .

good boy!

prettythicksme:
good boy!

if i give u one e-slap ehn! So u no fit greet me

pbs4real:
if i give u one e-slap ehn! So u no fit greet me

Greet u,for what?

prettythicksme:
Greet u,for what?

nxt time u would say,gud mawin sir,ow was ur nyt sir

pbs4real:
nxt time u would say,gud mawin sir,ow was ur nyt sir

Oh ok,maybe next time

prettythicksme:
Oh ok,maybe next time

if it ever repeat itself again,u wld see wat i'll do to u

pbs4real:
if it ever repeat itself again,u wld see wat i'll do to u

yes sir!!

halfrica:



Nigga dey do all dat for me all i do Is wake up count my account balance in d bank eat attend lectures read books at nyt sleep my life aint hard stil livin fine
Wait yo bodad bou me real nigga dnt giv feelins if it aibt real

I hope u do know dude is just trolling?

agrovick:

I hope u do know dude is just trolling?

I knorrrr oooooorrrrr

halfrica:


I knorrrr oooooorrrrr

No wonder, just checked your profile and it shows you are still fresh on nairaland. Cork is the resident clown, just laugh and catch fun

halfrica:



aunty ishi
mrcork
God don catch u mrcork unntoooo o

....but why are u nairaland females jelos of Ladyboss simply becuz shes lightskin, beaurifil, looks like a model/wifey material & also slim..... don't they hav GYM ther in Nigeria?..serrriously....why are u females hatin on her? ...WHY? (no ofeinse)

agrovick:

No wonder, just checked your profile and it shows you are still fresh on nairaland. Cork is the resident clown, just laugh and catch fun

I knorrrr orrrrr

MrCork:


....but why are u nairaland females jelos of Ladyboss simply becuz shes lightskin, beaurifil, looks like a model/wifey material & also slim..... don't they hav GYM ther in Nigeria?..serrriously....why are u females hatin on her? ...WHY? (no ofeinse)

I dont kno too
Mayb cos we actually dont give a fucccck

halfrica:



I dont kno too
Mayb cos we actually dont give a fucccck

...WOW...so u don't giva Bleep abot LadyBoss......I like yor confidence mammy...I take it u sayn you way Hawtter than her & thatshe not on yor level..correct??.. YOU GO GIRL!!!!

MrCork:



...WOW...so u don't giva Bleep abot LadyBoss......I like yor confidence mammy...I take it u sayn you way Hawtter than her & thatshe not on yor level..correct??.. YOU GO GIRL!!!!

u amuse me alot
Abeg we av fought enof o
Why dont we become
Frenemies
let me propose kneels down on both kneels
Now pop d kwension

Mrcork will u be my frenemies?

halfrica:



u amuse me alot
Abeg we av fought enof o
Why dont we become
Frenemies
let me propose kneels down on both kneels
Now pop d kwension

Mrcork will u be my frenemies?

...u berrra don't let LadyBoss see this thread...truss me... YOU IN BIG BIG TROUBLE!!!!

MrCork:


...u berrra don't let LadyBoss see this thread...truss me... YOU IN BIG BIG TROUBLE!!!!

Mrcork dun worry ayaf put her on house arrest

halfrica:


I knorrrr orrrrr

Now I'm scared

agrovick:


Now I'm scared

halfrica:

I dey enjoy this guy thread joor
E too de funny.....


I actually prefer caramel

Dark girls are a no no for me,because I'm light
Make I no go born albino

agrovick:

halfrica:

Gerrahere Mhen