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You Can't Beat An Igbo Man by favouredon(f): 6:18pm On Aug 20, 2015 |
An Igbo doctor can't find a job so he opens a clinic
and puts a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR 20k - IF
NOT CURED GET BACK 100k
A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn
100k and goes to the clinic...
Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste"
Igbo man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and
put 3 drops in patient's mouth"
Lawyer: "Ugh..this is kerosene"
Igbo man: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored.
Give me 20k"
The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to
recover his money...
Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember
anything"
Igbo man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and
put 3 drops in his mouth"
Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to
me last time for restoring my taste"
Igbo man: "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give
me 20k"
The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a
week later determined to get back 100k.
Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak"
Igbo man: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so
take this 100k"
Lawyer (staring at the cash): "But this is 20k, not
100k"
Igbo man: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me
20k" 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: You Can't Beat An Igbo Man by ladyF(f): 6:19pm On Aug 20, 2015 |
Lol |
Re: You Can't Beat An Igbo Man by Daniel058(m): 6:20pm On Aug 20, 2015 |
d guy di very sharp. . God gave that brain box.. |
Re: You Can't Beat An Igbo Man by CallMeMadMan: 6:44pm On Aug 20, 2015 |
This ladyf go soon run mad o |
Re: You Can't Beat An Igbo Man by delishpot: 8:13pm On Aug 20, 2015 |
Sharp guy. |
Re: You Can't Beat An Igbo Man by Nobody: 9:22pm On Aug 20, 2015 |
can't stop laughing |
Re: You Can't Beat An Igbo Man by QueenEdna(f): 9:42pm On Aug 20, 2015 |
Lolest lolssss, NDI IGBO we get brains die+ great sense of humour.... |
Re: You Can't Beat An Igbo Man by QueenEdna(f): 9:51pm On Aug 20, 2015 |
OMG!!! I made front cover .. Tanks a bunch.. |
Re: You Can't Beat An Igbo Man by alahamad(m): 1:39am On Aug 21, 2015 |
Can't Stop laughing.....gosh.....hahahahahha Fall's off tree.....hahahaha |
Re: You Can't Beat An Igbo Man by penisEnlargmnt: 5:22am On Aug 21, 2015 |
QueenEdna:*FrontCover* na magazine @d joke, Stale!!! I first read it 2012 on naijapal.. Also Op, endeavour to always give credits to d source wen u partake in d copy nd paste tin... I commend ur effort tho, because MB is xpensive in 9ja... #NoPon intended. na joke section we dey... |
Re: You Can't Beat An Igbo Man by QueenEdna(f): 6:35am On Aug 21, 2015 |
penisEnlargmnt:your bad belle no b here Oo shoooo, i jst joined Nl 4days ago aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ i hv seen hw happy people are wen D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ mk FC, aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ U̶̲̥̅̊ expect me nt to rejoice ? U̶̲̥̅̊ wey join Nl since 1400bc who knw U̶̲̥̅̊ ? Hahahahaha abeg i D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ even trow party today sef aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ U̶̲̥̅̊ are invited |
Re: You Can't Beat An Igbo Man by favouredon(f): 6:43am On Aug 21, 2015 |
QueenEdna:No be small bad belle. No mind am 1 Like |
Re: You Can't Beat An Igbo Man by penisEnlargmnt: 10:14am On Aug 21, 2015 |
QueenEdna:I was only trying to make you notice your mistake... it's called FrontPAGE not FrontCover.. who know me, really! is that an achievement? does it put food on my table? Well on d other hand, I will pardon your ignorance. you may check on my primary accounts 'huhmuhyehmi' or 'holyboss' to c my various FrontPAGE threads and my numerous likes.. been on Nl since 2011, wonder where you were then.. Anyway, where is your party? I did like to come spank yo bumbum for trying to insult me 1 Like |
Re: You Can't Beat An Igbo Man by QueenEdna(f): 12:05pm On Aug 21, 2015 |
penisEnlargmnt:hahahahahahah, spank bombom ko spank bom bom ni, hp U̶̲̥̅̊ no D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ tk style D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ toast me, mk i jst warn U̶̲̥̅̊ nw 'no vacancy' ooooo. O boy U̶̲̥̅̊ be granpa 4 ds place oo, inshort U̶̲̥̅̊ deserve d award of 'Area fada1' of Nl. I was actually busy wt acada den, bt now i full reach ground. Aiming to be Area Mama jst like U̶̲̥̅̊ soonest. Bt U̶̲̥̅̊ D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ vex ooo,U̶̲̥̅̊ shud have jst pointed d error abinitio, rada dan writing dt long epistle naaa: Anyways i forgive U̶̲̥̅̊ , will send U̶̲̥̅̊ details of d party lara only if U̶̲̥̅̊ promise no spanking?? |
Re: You Can't Beat An Igbo Man by penisEnlargmnt: 3:23pm On Aug 21, 2015 |
QueenEdna:Toast, YUCK! who does that?? I only like it when I control nd spank area mamas I don't toast... But no vacancy; Really?! Anyway, I will like to b at d party so I promise I won't spank. but how about a slap on yo left bum slice I so much love to have a feel of area mamas to be My palms are tender, i won't hurt, it promise.. Boh seriously, if you call mine epistle, what den will you call yours with avalanche of words Your allegory? |
Re: You Can't Beat An Igbo Man by favouredon(f): 2:43pm On Aug 24, 2015 |
penisEnlargmnt:. Maybe I will be the middle man for u and QueenEdna. Where do I start my matchmaking from? OK. Let me start by asking questions. Do I start with u? |
Re: You Can't Beat An Igbo Man by penisEnlargmnt: 7:13pm On Aug 25, 2015 |
favouredon:My pleasure mam! You can very well go ahead and start with me Cc - QueenEdna |
Re: You Can't Beat An Igbo Man by QueenEdna(f): 7:40pm On Aug 25, 2015 |
quote author=penisEnlargmnt post=37329188]My pleasure mam! You can very well go ahead and start with me Cc - QueenEdna [/quote] lols, U̶̲̥̅̊ guys are sooo OYO |
Re: You Can't Beat An Igbo Man by penisEnlargmnt: 8:34am On Aug 26, 2015 |
QueenEdna: *walkOutOfThread* |
Re: You Can't Beat An Igbo Man by Ade3000yrs(m): 7:06pm On Jun 19, 2018 |
hmmm |
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