chimajii:


Is it the house's fault that you walk around with sticks up ur a s s?.*throws coins at him to enable him buy humour**
S/N: some of u on this thread talk like kids. Smh I feel like calling u names, but I'll let u marinate in ur fooly.

Harinholar:
broz calm down naw...he is just joking..guess u are new ere...

Physika:


*Make i borro ya siggy*

Kikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikiki..

Oga Chi yaf vex patapata

Gabbyswit:
Please house can someone give me info on how to defer my service. For some reasons i don't think i want to go with this batch... My name is already out for mobilization in my school.

Macbukky93:
Oyami lenu o :oOyami lenu o

donxab:

Chess time is an android app sha, what's your rating?

OgBetty:
Yh I printed d former. I pray it doesn't. Tnx bruh!

miccoy:


My brother, it's not my fault. I tried, I really tried. But your problems are probably too enormous that you can't see the funny side of the joke. Am sorry, the joke is not meant for you.

DrDxtrz:

Do get an account in chess.com, over a 100 GM's play on there.
My rating on chess.com? Or by a chess federation?

I don't have a FIDE rating, only USCF, I was rated 2126 by USCF in 2011 I quit chess professionally in 2012, only resumed again last month online.

On chess.com I am
1994 in standard
2184 in blitz
1911 in bullet

Gabbyswit:
Please house can someone give me info on how to defer my service. For some reasons i don't think i want to go with this batch... My name is already out for mobilization in my school.

Gazaliah:
NYSC NEWS UPDATE 21st,August 2015
NYSC propose move to show rank in corpers uniform -ADG Abubakar
Batch C corps members to pass out October 8th 2015 - DG
Only First class corps members to receive the #48000 montly allowance starting in August,2015- Senate
Prospective Batch C corps members to expect new and better NYSC camps- Camp directors
Discharge certificate will now have photograph - SDG.
NYSC to consider automatic redeployment for family men- Felix Falana
Talented corp members to perform before President Buhari on POP day- Director of socials
MTN to support NYSC in job creation and giving out free credit to corps members- mtn3245
Thanks for reading the fake news of the day(lol)- ! Copied!!

DrDxtrz:

Do get an account in chess.com, over a 100 GM's play on there.
My rating on chess.com? Or by a chess federation?

I don't have a FIDE rating, only USCF, I was rated 2126 by USCF in 2011 I quit chess professionally in 2012, only resumed again last month online.

On chess.com I am
1994 in standard
2184 in blitz
1911 in bullet

Harinholar:
Lolzzz...dis thread self..

haywire1:

Does it have an app? Wanna challenge u
#

chimajii:


Is it the house's fault that you walk around with sticks up ur a s s?.*throws coins at him to enable him buy humour**
S/N: some of u on this thread talk like kids. Smh I feel like calling u names, but I'll let u marinate in ur fooly.

donxab:

Wow, there are a lot of grand masters on chess time too, am about 1500 now, though I jxt got very serious with chess recently! Are you a PCM? cos your chess profile doesn't look like you are one, chess time is very competitive the highest rated Nigerian is about 1900. I will sign up on chess.com I really dream of becoming a blitz champion cause I fancy fast games.

kunlesufyan:

Owwk !!! So for those with rems adm,what do they have to do?

donxab:

U forget say na we go represent platoon 5 for chess competition? We gatz practice nah

chinnyonwu:
U must be very stupid. what do you gain from spreading false info?

muhyideenabdul:
A.B.U called their attention may be true gsm number or email, they have been given a new jamb number which is pasted in Senate building and they are about 500 students. Most of them are u07, u08, u09, just few are u10& u11 respectively.

Physika:


*correct*
Bo shey je niyen..

Eyi ti aba wi fun ogba ni ogba n gba
Oye la

Kbs468:
He is hoping Ile Ife is now calm from the activities relating to the death of Ooni nauw

Physika:


Gaza u nor try o..
U jux raised our hopes only fr u to suck it dry like kunu tutu..

Maka y na

DTOBS:
wooz....wait there and read this "unpaid" Public announcement....



It has come to the notice of DG of NYSC that some PCMs for 2015 batch B are already setting their mind for registration come sept 8. This is to warn all PCMs that nobody is allowed to proceed on registration except for graduates from the following schools...
1.OAU 2. UI 3. UNILAG 4. ABU 5.UNN.
This is to forestall any inconveniences that might arise during the course of the registration. You are all adviced to allow the PCMs from this school finish their own reg before all others proceed on their own...
A word is enough for the wise ooooo. n ti a bad wifun ogbo logbo n gbo,...



SIGNED
MANAGEMENT

DTOBS:
where you come? you lack spiritual respect

dolafunmi:

You've been a good fellow. Here, have this $1000000, buy yourself a good apartment and some wine for the housewarming party.

kunlesufyan:
Good morning,Abu students i feel all this stress about regularisation is unnecessary stress biko,from inception it hasn't been like this + what would be the essence of a promob list if we have to start doing all this wahala..i heard of a list that was placed in Senate ,its meant for tbose who have jamb issues and its mostly u06 and u07 that's on it ...if anyone thinks other wise,share your tots ..its just a very small fraction of abusites that are on here ,some don't even know there's a forum like this ,they are just waiting for premobilisation list so they would do the needful..

dolafunmi:
loooool.. this thread funny die. Elmisti my beau, hw u dey jare?