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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by lordkvng(m): 10:57am On Aug 22, 2015
blueto:


crucify you?

why will I do that na cry
lol Sorry I was referring to the girl... I trust you can't crucify me Na... Bluetooth my Guy...lol
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by lordkvng(m): 10:59am On Aug 22, 2015
Bluetooth abeg no vex..my phone modified your name...Shit it did it again....Bluetooth, Bluetooth.. again.. uhm Sorry Man. Bluetooth
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 11:00am On Aug 22, 2015
lordkvng:

lol Sorry I was referring to the girl... I trust you can't crucify me Na... Bluetooth my Guy...lol
who told you she would crucify you .

grin she will even appreciate it







but, wait oh.
....

............

angry why is nairaland turning my mentions to "bluetooth"
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by lordkvng(m): 11:03am On Aug 22, 2015
blueto:
who told you she would crucify you .
grin she will even appreciate it






but, wait oh. ....
............
angry why is nairaland turning my mentions to "bluetooth"
lol that wasn't nairaland, that was me.

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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 11:05am On Aug 22, 2015
After writing WAEC!!!
After writing JAMB!!!
After scoring 180 in the UTMB!!!ߓȊAfter practising jamb past questions for POST UTMB!!!
After paying 40k for acceptance fee,
10k for 1ax clearance and over 100k for tuition fee!!!
After paying extra 30k (single room) and 40k (self-contain) for house rent and other dues!!!
After payin faculty due,
Departmental due and other dues!!!
After carrying file from one office to another!!!ߚꊁfter trekking from school gate to your faculty under hot sun!!!
After drinking garri for months!!!
After standing in queue for close to an hour @ATM stand!!!
After so many copy and pass assignments!!!
After visiting friends for food!!!ߑꊁfter buying #100 mtn and Etisalat just to collect megabite for assignment!!! |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
After standing up for first timers in all fellowship!!!
After overcoming the dangers of living without parents!!!
After surviving the pressures of some sadistic lecturers!!!
After having sleepless nights preparing for your exams!!!
After going to night classes and tutorials every day!!!ߓڊAfter going to prayer gathering and performing all the 5 solats every day!!!
Aftet overcoming the lecturer theater stress!!!
After arguing with students that secure space for their friends with pen, book, bag, and even lipstick!!!
After all this for 2- 3- 4- 5- years, and writing your final exams at the end!!!
Na there one old witch for your village, go xum xay! you no go makem for life, you no go find decent job, or make money in your business, or won't graduate with your mates!!!
Infact, i decree that the next thunder preparing in heaven will fire them in the NAME OF God....!

Cc: Every NL Uniben Students/Aspirants smiley

Copied wink
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 11:11am On Aug 22, 2015
lordkvng:
lol that wasn't nairaland, that was me.
oh, thanks man.
I was already tinking of mailing the super mods
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Princecalm(m): 11:13am On Aug 22, 2015
@ the long post above, how can you reap what you did not sow. There is no way the curse will follow you if you don't deserve it.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Jackossky(m): 11:24am On Aug 22, 2015
Dear Anne
My number one
fan








.if it not about admission adios niggaz
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 11:45am On Aug 22, 2015
Situation report from med aspirants that wrote by 9am
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 12:00pm On Aug 22, 2015
Princecalm:
@ the long post above, how can you reap what you did not sow. There is no way the curse will follow you if you don't deserve it.
is like you have not seen some nefarious vehement jurisdictions

in the Bible.. King Ahab's wife(jazebel) mundered Naboth and stole his vineyard just because Ahab(her husband) wished for it. [1kings 21]

Naboth did not offend or planted any seed that might yeild such enormously reprobatic retribution. but it happened!


We should just be thankful to God for his unfailling love towards us, he said "I will not leave my own for the foes."

besides, I wasn't the inicient poster(copied)
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Xeinstra1(f): 12:13pm On Aug 22, 2015
blueto:
you are really "scary" you know....
Thanks... smiley smiley smiley
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 12:18pm On Aug 22, 2015
Kounteen down...
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Xeinstra1(f): 12:19pm On Aug 22, 2015
lordkvng:

lol Sorry I was referring to the girl... I trust you can't crucify me Na... Bluetooth my Guy...lol
I'm from Delta, And I don't fly.. I take a walk. smiley
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by lordkvng(m): 12:22pm On Aug 22, 2015
Xeinstra1:
I'm from Delta, And I don't fly.. I take a walk. smiley
blueto I was wrong, she doesn't fly, she walks on water.. damn!
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by lordkvng(m): 12:25pm On Aug 22, 2015
boring day Am having.. someone suggest a movie for me.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 12:29pm On Aug 22, 2015
lordkvng:
boring day Am having.. someone suggest a movie for me.
em..
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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 12:31pm On Aug 22, 2015
Xeinstra1:
Thanks... smiley smiley smiley
*Rogers*
what part of delta are you 4rm?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by lordkvng(m): 12:31pm On Aug 22, 2015
medwhite0:
haha
good evening boss.
bro How u doing?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by lordkvng(m): 12:32pm On Aug 22, 2015
blueto:
em.. ..





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Avatar tongue
Guy.. I'd Rather watch grass grow.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Princecalm(m): 12:32pm On Aug 22, 2015
blueto:
is like you have not seen some nefarious vehement jurisdictions

in the Bible.. King Ahab's wife(jazebel) mundered Naboth and stole his vineyard just because Ahab(her husband) wished for it. [1kings 21]

Naboth did not offend or planted any seed that might yeild such enormously reprobatic retribution. but it happened!


We should just be thankful to God for his unfailling love towards us, he said "I will not leave my own for the foes."

besides, I wasn't the inicient poster(copied)


you surely can't tell what Naboth might have done previously, perhaps in his previous earth life. I still believe everything happen for a reason, they don't just happen for happening sake because the Almighty is perfect
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by lordkvng(m): 12:32pm On Aug 22, 2015
fredahlicious How was the exam?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Xeinstra1(f): 12:33pm On Aug 22, 2015
lordkvng:

blueto I was wrong, she doesn't fly, she walks on water.. damn!
No water, the Okaron realm is in my kitchen store.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Xeinstra1(f): 12:34pm On Aug 22, 2015
blueto:
*Rogers*
what part of delta are you 4rm?
Kwale.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by lordkvng(m): 12:35pm On Aug 22, 2015
Princecalm:



you surely can't tell what Naboth might have done previously, perhaps in his previous earth life. I still believe everything happen for a reason, they don't just happen for happening sake because the Almighty is perfect

previous earth life?...do u believe in that stuff?
previous n After life.


by the way Am not an atheist, m a Christian.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by lordkvng(m): 12:36pm On Aug 22, 2015
Xeinstra1:
No water, the Okaron realm is in my kitchen store.
lol... I wanna know your realm o..take me with you..
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ksslib(m): 12:39pm On Aug 22, 2015
eghos12:



guy u are good. U remb. almost everthing, how u see the maths only propabilty and physics kinetic energy question. The questions get ans?
Out of 20 maths question na only one tricky probability question I see for my own sef. I no see the ans for the options,so I just choose the number wey fine for my eye. Lol...

The rest na co-ordinate geometry..surd..inequality...one deadly geometric progression question like dat and lots of calculus to last a generation... I no remember being given any kinectic energy question in physics sha. Maybe I don forget.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ksslib(m): 12:42pm On Aug 22, 2015
JayBray:

My bro u try wella..thanks a bunch
Dont mention..ma nigga..
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Xeinstra1(f): 12:43pm On Aug 22, 2015
lordkvng:

lol... I wanna know your realm o..take me with you..
Are you a student or an aspiring student?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ksslib(m): 12:45pm On Aug 22, 2015
lordkvng:
boring day Am having.. someone suggest a movie for me.
Theory Of Everything...

Its based on the life of Stephen hawking.. It was a good watch.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Princecalm(m): 12:46pm On Aug 22, 2015
lordkvng:

previous earth life?...do u believe in that stuff?
previous n After life.


by the way Am not an atheist, m a Christian.




are you saying reincarnation does not exist?........ This days the word Christian have been taken as a title and so everyone will claim that
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 12:50pm On Aug 22, 2015
lordkvng:
fredahlicious How was the exam?
i seriouslt did nt lyk d exam..i guessed morre dan half
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by lordkvng(m): 12:51pm On Aug 22, 2015
Xeinstra1:
Are you a student or an aspiring student?
aspiring.. what about u?

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