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Re: Five Funny Ways To Get Attended To Fast In Banks by Bflexing(m): 12:50pm On Aug 22, 2015 |
Just two ways will work bro 1. Be very rich. Some people will still grumble the surest way is 2. Go to bank dressed like a herbalist, with a little juju as ur necklace, everybody will leave d queue for u without noise 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Five Funny Ways To Get Attended To Fast In Banks by BuddhaPalm(m): 12:53pm On Aug 22, 2015 |
castroevans: You don't need to become a billionaire to achieve this. Tokens and cheques have got you covered. |
Re: Five Funny Ways To Get Attended To Fast In Banks by oluwaphemiee(m): 1:12pm On Aug 22, 2015 |
Fart loudly in an uncountrollable manner |
Re: Five Funny Ways To Get Attended To Fast In Banks by Caracta(f): 1:26pm On Aug 22, 2015 |
If you faint in a banking hall, the wise thing to do is to take you to the hospital or home, and that would make you lose your spot on the queue. This happened a lot during the BVN stuff. You faint; you go home. A lady fainted and as she was being led home, she had to rush back to the queue and tell everyone she only closed her eyes, she didn't faint. Sometimes, Nigerians don't care. They will be glad to take your spot. |
Re: Five Funny Ways To Get Attended To Fast In Banks by Nobody: 1:26pm On Aug 22, 2015 |
be a seriously madtly endowed babe 1 Like |
Re: Five Funny Ways To Get Attended To Fast In Banks by Nobody: 1:27pm On Aug 22, 2015 |
be the first customer on queue |
Re: Five Funny Ways To Get Attended To Fast In Banks by anigold(m): 1:52pm On Aug 22, 2015 |
castroevans: chai the last one na true ooo.. One cruise were the one bank for oshodi, each time am dey i dont spend one minute on que... But wetin i dey give am u people wont belive... |
Re: Five Funny Ways To Get Attended To Fast In Banks by anigold(m): 1:56pm On Aug 22, 2015 |
gmyguy: most time this does not help especially when the cashier hates your face, hates your face is popular with those old mamas in union bank.... |
Re: Five Funny Ways To Get Attended To Fast In Banks by kristisking(m): 2:42pm On Aug 22, 2015 |
So one should embarrass himself or herself because he/she wants to be attended to on time.My friend this is foolishness.It may backfire you know as not everyone is kindhearted. |
Re: Five Funny Ways To Get Attended To Fast In Banks by slimfancier(f): 3:13pm On Aug 22, 2015 |
No. 1 is very applicable in my bank, once we hear d cry of a baby we quickly attend to such customers. |
Re: Five Funny Ways To Get Attended To Fast In Banks by tonimenia: 3:14pm On Aug 22, 2015 |
I always tell them that, i want to see the Manager. Then, i would ask the Teller nearest to me to just deposit this money for me as quickly as possible. Meanwhile, Just Rush Now & Get Your Own 100 Hottest Business Opportunities, Free Financial Assistance And Latest Money Making Ideas Like Over 5,000 Other Nigerians Who Are Already Millionaires With These Immediately Without Delay Right Now By Clicking On |
Re: Five Funny Ways To Get Attended To Fast In Banks by rufaikoko(m): 3:22pm On Aug 22, 2015 |
sketcherJ:Big fool. What does that has to do with Hausa man? |
Re: Five Funny Ways To Get Attended To Fast In Banks by Nobody: 3:55pm On Aug 22, 2015 |
Thats where i belong too, working so hard to become the 5th darlenese: |
Re: Five Funny Ways To Get Attended To Fast In Banks by DWJOBScom(m): 4:19pm On Aug 22, 2015 |
castroevans: The last line (make sure the teller is your Girlfriend................or your very good friend) is the reason for most bank fraud because they will always have assess to your account and will tell everyone how much is there. It is known that most accounts to accounts frauds occur from such relationships. |
Re: Five Funny Ways To Get Attended To Fast In Banks by mekybabe1: 4:26pm On Aug 22, 2015 |
Lolz! sketcherJ: |
Re: Five Funny Ways To Get Attended To Fast In Banks by Naijazeera: 5:06pm On Aug 22, 2015 |
Hilarious |
Re: Five Funny Ways To Get Attended To Fast In Banks by Naijazeera: 5:08pm On Aug 22, 2015 |
Bflexing: Hahaha |
Re: Five Funny Ways To Get Attended To Fast In Banks by Nobody: 6:09pm On Aug 22, 2015 |
sketcherJ: Such stunts have a way of biting back. After several episodes of 1000 Ways To Die, I've learnt to take things easy. |
Re: Five Funny Ways To Get Attended To Fast In Banks by Godsonkemz(m): 6:10pm On Aug 22, 2015 |
Lol.. Its not applicable in all banks as some of them will deploy their security personnel to bundle you out of the banking hall notwithstanding you're carrying a crying baby or fainting. Eg Eco Bank because weda u fall or faint or even die, it can never speed up their slow and sluggish server. |
Re: Five Funny Ways To Get Attended To Fast In Banks by SWG1: 9:03pm On Aug 22, 2015 |
sketcherJ:All these brouhaha just to pay in my money again. Il simply make a friend and even dump the fill out form for him/her to pay in. Well this is one of the best ways, but since ur talking of funny ways, comedians can do that. |
Re: Five Funny Ways To Get Attended To Fast In Banks by Afromano: 7:20am On Aug 23, 2015 |
kamez:...and they will bring you hamper on your birthday and also pay you courtesy visits that are actually uncalled for. yes, uncalled for |
Re: Five Funny Ways To Get Attended To Fast In Banks by Felitsa187(f): 9:37am On Aug 23, 2015 |
MEILYN:Lmao!!! |
Re: Five Funny Ways To Get Attended To Fast In Banks by Lolaabokoku(f): 2:43pm On Aug 23, 2015 |
Funny |
Re: Five Funny Ways To Get Attended To Fast In Banks by akinladejo: 5:32pm On Aug 23, 2015 |
If u like faint in ecobank or carry convulsions, nobody will look at u. that is the bank you will go to withdraw or deposit that Tellers will be sending you on an errands to take tickets for authorization for him. ecobank with poor customer service. hmm I detest their service. |
Re: Five Funny Ways To Get Attended To Fast In Banks by Kayceedon01(m): 11:55pm On Aug 23, 2015 |
just came to book my own space have nothing to say |
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