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Re: Pushing The Unpushable(pic) by FRANKOXY(m): 11:37am On Aug 22, 2015
waste of power.
Re: Pushing The Unpushable(pic) by Ichie11(m): 12:41pm On Aug 22, 2015
In Nigeria things happen,,,,...titanic...9ja.. grin cool cool[color=#990000][/color]
Jeromejnr:
I actually don't have anything to say concerning the Picture.

I just saw an opportunity to be the FTC. grin

My 7g network doing wonders since 2038.

BTW I can see the white house from up here.
Re: Pushing The Unpushable(pic) by vickylala239: 3:26pm On Aug 22, 2015
adonbilivit:
the fact that you are doubting my being an eye witness makes your argument void. what do I stand to gain making this whole thing up?

if the lorry isn't filled with goods why would it be covered?

D engine ceased after the driver tried to reverse(go back)

How would i know what's inside? I took the picture and could not see thru the body of the lorry

if u are still game on this just quote me and I will reply you in the morning. goodnight



U said is being fill up am saying ur lying,Cuz if at all the lorry was being fill up,u culd Hv seen d rubber popin up.

Wat am saying is Dat possibility of good inside being light is deir.

Rubber being covered does Nt Mean is being fill up.it culd b to prevent rain or Ppl seeing Wat is inside.So Dnt conclude Dat is being fill up.afterall u said u Dnt knw Wat is inside.


Wat u stand to gain::: answer u made front page:: that is your gain.

Cuz nl does Not pay cash for post.u stnd to gain front page which you Hv.

Am Nt doubting you being eyewitness. Am saying u copied from somewhere.if am doubting it means u are.Bt am saying u knw noting abt the pic u posted.as ur comment are contradictory.

U said engine cease,Hw culd he Den reverse if engine cease.

Is fill up @ d same tym u said u Dnt knw Wat is inside.

From the angle Dey snap the pic the distance is wide Enuf Hw did u knw the engine cease it culd Hv bin something else.or Abi the lorry engine loud Pass generator.

Or r u a mechanic Dat cn detect the fault of a lorry from far.

Am simply saying u Hv no link wit the pic ur posted.
Re: Pushing The Unpushable(pic) by adonbilivit: 5:24pm On Aug 22, 2015
vickylala239:



U said is being fill up am saying ur lying,Cuz if at all the lorry was being fill up,u culd Hv seen d rubber popin up.

Wat am saying is Dat possibility of good inside being light is deir.

Rubber being covered does Nt Mean is being fill up.it culd b to prevent rain or Ppl seeing Wat is inside.So Dnt conclude Dat is being fill up.afterall u said u Dnt knw Wat is inside.


Wat u stand to gain::: answer u made front page:: that is your gain.

Cuz nl does Not pay cash for post.u stnd to gain front page which you Hv.

Am Nt doubting you being eyewitness. Am saying u copied from somewhere.if am doubting it means u are.Bt am saying u knw noting abt the pic u posted.as ur comment are contradictory.

U said engine cease,Hw culd he Den reverse if engine cease.

Is fill up @ d same tym u said u Dnt knw Wat is inside.

From the angle Dey snap the pic the distance is wide Enuf Hw did u knw the engine cease it culd Hv bin something else.or Abi the lorry engine loud Pass generator.

Or r u a mechanic Dat cn detect the fault of a lorry from far.

Am simply saying u Hv no link wit the pic ur posted.
.if u read right u'd av seen where I said d engine "ceased" when he tried to reverse. that means the tyres actually rolled back a lil before it "ceased"
Re: Pushing The Unpushable(pic) by vickylala239: 9:59pm On Aug 22, 2015
adonbilivit:
.if u read right u'd av seen where I said d engine "ceased" when he tried to reverse. that means the tyres actually rolled back a lil before it "ceased"

U didn't answer all my question.

U b mechanic?

to stay from far to detect fault of a car.

U Dey see vision?

All car fault means engine cease?

Does engine cease?

if u Hv driven a car u will knw there is noting Lik Dat.

U Neva answerd my questions. U pick one and run away from the rest.

I xpectd u to prove ur points.

Nt one line n run away from the rest

The fact is that u may Nt Hv much to say.Cuz u Whr Nt deir wen it hppn.

Dats y u find it hard to defend ursef.

I guess u lack points.

Wich Eva way,am waiting to clear ur doubt
Re: Pushing The Unpushable(pic) by adonbilivit: 10:08pm On Aug 22, 2015
vickylala239:


U didn't answer all my question.

U b mechanic?

to stay from far to detect fault of a car.

U Dey see vision?

All car fault means engine cease?

Does engine cease?

if u Hv driven a car u will knw there is noting Lik Dat.

U Neva answerd my questions. U pick one and run away from the rest.

I xpectd u to prove ur points.

Nt one line n run away from the rest

The fact is that u may Nt Hv much to say.Cuz u Whr Nt deir wen it hppn.

Dats y u find it hard to defend ursef.

I guess u lack points.

Wich Eva way,am waiting to clear ur doubt
lol. I only responded to that one coz u misquoted me. the rest are rhetorical as I have addressed them already. peace. nice meeting u
Re: Pushing The Unpushable(pic) by vickylala239: 10:13pm On Aug 22, 2015
adonbilivit:
lol. I only responded to that one coz u misquoted me. the rest are rhetorical as I have addressed them already. peace. nice meeting u

U try sha.


Bt Nt up to d task.

Peace too.

Bt try Nt to copy n paste Nxt tym.

N always say d truth.

Ppl Lik us r evri Whr,to uncover hidden truth.

Peace.
Re: Pushing The Unpushable(pic) by adonbilivit: 10:18pm On Aug 22, 2015
vickylala239:


U try sha.


Bt Nt up to d task.

Peace too.

Bt try Nt to copy n paste Nxt tym.

N always say d truth.

Ppl Lik us r evri Whr,to uncover hidden truth.

Peace.
I said I took that pic my self. if u doubt me, Google the pic. check the time every other person posted theirs. u will find that I posted mine first. I have a second pic of it as a proof and u can't find it anywhere in d world ciz I decided not to upload it. haba.
Re: Pushing The Unpushable(pic) by vickylala239: 10:27pm On Aug 22, 2015
adonbilivit:
I said I took that pic my self. if u doubt me, Google the pic. check the time every other person posted theirs. u will find that I posted mine first. I have a second pic of it as a proof and u can't find it anywhere in d world ciz I decided not to upload it. haba.

Do u Me to bliv u.

Wen we knw there is Wat is called photo shop.

U cn as well get the second pic from the source u get the 1st.

We cnt get shuld pic,reason being that it was Nt an important news,rather a joke.

U cnt get shuld pics on Google, reason it has no importance, Xcept for jokes.

Tym has noting to do wit the source u got from.Evn on Facebook tym is adjusted.

The fact is that u knw I knw,u copied.Bt u Dnt wnt to fall ur hand by admitting
Re: Pushing The Unpushable(pic) by adonbilivit: 10:29pm On Aug 22, 2015
vickylala239:


Do u Me to bliv u.

Wen we knw there is Wat is called photo shop.

U cn as well get the second pic from the source u get the 1st.

We cnt get shuld pic,reason being that it was Nt an important news,rather a joke.

U cnt get shuld pics on Google, reason it has no importance, Xcept for jokes.

Tym has noting to do wit the source u got from.Evn on Facebook tym is adjusted.

The fact is that u knw I knw,u copied.Bt u Dnt wnt to fall ur hand by admitting
u have really pushed me. if I copied this pic from any where may I be barren. if I did not take the pic my self may I never know peace again. I don't lie
Re: Pushing The Unpushable(pic) by vickylala239: 10:35pm On Aug 22, 2015
adonbilivit:
u have really pushed me. if I copied this pic from any where may I be barren. if I did not take the pic my self may I never know peace again. I don't lie


Barren r u a woman?

The question is Hv u bin hvin peace before?

Jst Lik saying my mum is a woman.wen we all knw is a woman.

U n I knw,Ppl swear slot Evn wen Dey r lying.

Example enter market and say u wnt to buy Anytin.d seller will swear he bought it at So So n So price meanwhile he lied.

2Mr d seller is still alive Evn wit d swear.

Am a Nigerian.I swear Evn Mre Dan u.Bt am still alive.

All dis tins r for oyibo Nt us.

Am Nt pushing you.

Only Dat u Dnt Hv much point n prove to clear knowing d pic is Not Urs.

Swearing does Nt Evn Mke u truthful,Cuz Christian r Nt meant to swear.

For xample Ppl will usually say,thunder fire u.Bt Hw mny Ppl u c thunder fire.

Saying u Dnt lie means u Jst lied.Cuz u cnt tell Mi from ur birth u Dnt lie.it shows that u Hv bin lying all along.Jst Dat only Mi knw u lied abt the pic.


U Dnt lie Bt u Jst did.Cuz u cnt say from birth u Dnt lie
Re: Pushing The Unpushable(pic) by adonbilivit: 10:39pm On Aug 22, 2015
vickylala239:



Barren r u a woman?

The question is Hv u bin hvin peace before?

Jst Lik saying my mum is a woman.wen we all knw is a woman.

U n I knw,Ppl swear slot Evn wen Dey r lying.

Example enter market and say u wnt to buy Anytin.d seller will swear he bought it at So So n So price meanwhile he lied.

2Mr d seller is still alive Evn wit d swear.

Am a Nigerian.I swear Evn Mre Dan u.Bt am still alive.

All dis tins r for oyibo Nt us.

Am Nt pushing you.

Only Dat u Dnt Hv much point n prove to clear knowing d pic is Not Urs.

Swearing does Nt Evn Mke u truthful,Cuz Christian r Nt meant to swear.

For xample Ppl will usually say,thunder fire u.Bt Hw mny Ppl u c thunder fire.
its OK.
Re: Pushing The Unpushable(pic) by vickylala239: 10:44pm On Aug 22, 2015
adonbilivit:
its OK.

I knw the truth is bitter.

Thnks for admitting that u copied the pic.

Sorry for Xposing u sha.I didn't Mean to.

Peace.

Bt if u nid my rply, rply Mi am still wit u
Re: Pushing The Unpushable(pic) by adonbilivit: 10:49pm On Aug 22, 2015
vickylala239:


I knw the truth is bitter.

Thnks for admitting that u copied the pic.

Sorry for Xposing u sha.I didn't Mean to.

Peace.

Bt if u nid my rply, rply Mi am still wit u
can't argue with u on any other thing. u are beginning to sound unreasonable.
Re: Pushing The Unpushable(pic) by vickylala239: 11:06pm On Aug 22, 2015
adonbilivit:
can't argue with u on any other thing. u are beginning to sound unreasonable.


U Mayb angry While am Nt.

Cuz I knw I still Hv Mre points to throw.

U cnt argue yet, u r still.

Mre questions Whr thrown at u. U shuld Hv already attempted dem.rather than run.

We r Nt arguing on any other thing.am simply saying u copied the pic.

Wit points.

If u still need Mre points. Rply Mi waiting.
Re: Pushing The Unpushable(pic) by adonbilivit: 11:13pm On Aug 22, 2015
vickylala239:



U Mayb angry While am Nt.

Cuz I knw I still Hv Mre points to throw.

U cnt argue yet, u r still.

Mre questions Whr thrown at u. U shuld Hv already attempted dem.rather than run.

We r Nt arguing on any other thing.am simply saying u copied the pic.

Wit points.

If u still need Mre points. Rply Mi waiting.
this is not an issue. if it was, if we go to court and I present my phone, the truth will be known.
Re: Pushing The Unpushable(pic) by vickylala239: 11:20pm On Aug 22, 2015
adonbilivit:
this is not an issue. if it was, if we go to court and I present my phone, the truth will be known.

Bt we are Not in court.

Cnt u defend ursef Without being in court.

Mst u b in court to defend ursef.

To u said ur Nt arguing.

Is Nt by presenting ur phone Bt the source of the pic.

Evn in court Ppl swear on Bible n still lie.

Jst Lik our politician swear n still steal moni.

I was xpectin u to push more point,as to ur claim of d source of d pic, Wich I knw u copied.

Bt rather than defending your sef.ur talking about court.lol.

I Hv replied Mi Lik 4 runs Nw.none of dem,wit defending.rather jumping from post to pole.
Re: Pushing The Unpushable(pic) by adonbilivit: 11:25pm On Aug 22, 2015
vickylala239:


Bt we are Not in court.

Cnt u defend ursef Without being in court.

Mst u b in court to defend ursef.

To u said ur Nt arguing.

Is Nt by presenting ur phone Bt the source of the pic.

Evn in court Ppl swear on Bible n still lie.

Jst Lik our politician swear n still steal moni.

I was xpectin u to push more point,as to ur claim of d source of d pic, Wich I knw u copied.

Bt rather than defending your sef.ur talking about court.lol.

I Hv replied Mi Lik 4 runs Nw.none of dem,wit defending.rather jumping from post to pole.
lol. we are not in court that's why I can't go on trying to prove it to u but I know what I can do or say to make u believe but that will make me reveal a lot about my self. I'd rather remain faceless. I won't reply u
Re: Pushing The Unpushable(pic) by vickylala239: 8:09am On Aug 23, 2015
adonbilivit:
lol. we are not in court that's why I can't go on trying to prove it to u but I know what I can do or say to make u believe but that will make me reveal a lot about my self. I'd rather remain faceless. I won't reply u

The truth is that u copied the pic.

Wat mkes u think I will bliv u.

Wen I knw u Hv bin contradicting ursef.

Evn in court u will lose.

Only Dat u Dnt wnt to fall ur hand by accepting.

A copied pic is obvious.

Cuz u cnt answer questions thrown to u.

Revealing ursef is Lik Nt revealing,if Ppl r looking for u ,u will still b found.

Y r u hiding ursef,did u commit any crime.

Hw cn u Jst see a parking lorry from afar and u conclude Dat engine cease.do u Hv spiritual eyez?

Dnt run away from the truth.stay n face it.
Re: Pushing The Unpushable(pic) by jbblues24(m): 3:09pm On May 31, 2019
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said “Are you going to help?” I said, “No, Six should be enough.” smiley

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