titipeters:
# rained cat and dog through the nyt, so I got up late, n calculated I can't meet up with sunday school # and I knw my sunday service isn't complete without sunday school #

titipeters:
# rained cat and dog through the nyt, so I got up late, n calculated I can't meet up with sunday school # and I knw my sunday service isn't complete without sunday school #

lazy bone

lolaxavier:
I don't do religion, hence I'm currently eating noodles and plantain with a bottle of orijin at home.

Na sacrifice U dey eat oooo


which kind combo be dat

islandmoon:


Because he told us convenat university will be for the poor church members, and my cousin demola contributed his lunch money, he was given form to raise fund for the project , poor demola was going around raising fund, saying it was his scholarship and they still put the school fee at 350k which he couldn't afford
That was a scam

Oyedepo probably had not grasped the difficulty of running a private university....that it won't be like that of private school....when he made that comment.

Private unis in Nigeria receive no kobo from government. As a result....they have to raise their funds. One can get away with paying primary school teacher N80000 monthly.....but a Professor......needs at least N400000 monthly. Where is a private uni operator going to find the cash to pay the prof?

A University is much more than ordinary school.....it does research, training, etc. And all that needs cash.Lots of cash. In brief...something around the region of $100 million annually. I doubt Oyedepo rakes up to half of that annually.(And he still has a church to run, pastors to pay, enterprises to run, etc).

Try setting up a private university for the poor. Unless you have the wealth of a Bill Gates.....you won't get anywhere. Education costs money....and unfortunately....that is something you Nigerians must grasp.(Especially as fees in public unis may soon shoot up thanks to the drp in oil kudi).

I am not a fan of Oyedepo ,by the way.

(And why didn't Demola look for other scholarships? Why weren't his parents saving something? You know...that is a habit we Nigerians are going to have to follow....now that education might become more expensive.).

He also went to UK , telling his church member to sow seed with credit facilities using their bank cards, the UK governnment frown at the development , said you can't put people in debt in the name of sowing seed promising them that God will reward them with double portion

Another scam

Now that's not scripture.

jayzon:
because i wanted to bleep my gf wen my parents are out

Ur hell fire ehn !!!!

menxer:

...But we are here gathered.

NL no b church na

No outing clothes on me at the moment

exlink10:
my wife oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
she said am not goin ooooooooooooooooooooooooo

U be lesbian?

starlingslimnet:
Because God it's not necessary to go

wat do u mean?

RexTramadol1:

We didn't go to church

We've been filled with the annointing of...............

Odeku and Burukutu! my FirstLady

Lol so u sef no go church

Fear God o

because no virgin in church

because there is nothing like early sunday morning sex which after i will sleep.and it raining here like mad.#cool weather 4 2.

sketcherJ:
wat do u mean?

It means what it means.

Went for night class. Roommate locked me outside and my key was in the room.
Hasn't come back still.

.

themejiwalker:
I used to be a regular at winners chapel. But since the election period when religion started mixing with politics and money. It's really given me a second thought about the whole thing.

Right now it's just based on impulse

Don't let churches throw away your faith man. You just know God worship Jesus in any church that preaches making heaven over making money.

youngwarlocks:
watever reason u have not to be in church this morning doesn't count anymore, just try to b there nxt time. Or beta still u can visit any place where there is evening fellowship or service today.

Remember, do not forget d gathering of the brethren. HEBREWS 10:25

I'M OUTIE

abeg who church don help? Raise your hand
religion and christianity breeds more hates than love
the moral of my story is serve the lord and keep his commandments

hertz9te:
if you are not in church right now.......what's your best excuse?

My sister's friend's mother's grandpa's brother's grandson's uncle fish died today.

.......And yes, it was tragic.

Joebest404:
I went to church and our pastor was so funny today
Some church members went on evangelism and preached to some prostitutes & invited them to church. On arrival these prostitutes met there customers who happens to be members of the church and out of excitement they shouted 'customer so you worship here too' you can imagine the looks on these members faces because some of them happen to be workers in the church

haha.. lol

After the grace of God upon u, that u got free of charge.....some people will nw sit comfortably at home on Sundays and won't go to church....
*wickedness of the highest order *

menesheh:
What's the need of going to church to contribute my money to lazy people who suppose find something doing rather than rely on interpreting one book that is very easy to read and understand.


Also, tell me your reasons for not adhering to our local rituals.

Ah!

youngwarlocks:


NL no b church na

Na wa to you ooo
Where is it written you must gather in church?

"Where two or three are gathered...."
"Don't forsake the gathering of brethren"

Acidosis:
in the hospital

get well soon

naijathings:


Bro. I made up my mind to enter church anyhow I am.
I can enter the church wearing Gucci or Just white T-Shirt and shorts and slippers.
I enter there with ONLY GOD on my mind and I enter wearing whatever my hand reaches
because I am not going there to impress anyone or meet chics or look for business deals.

some people go to church and cant even put their kneels down or use their head to touch
the ground for a GOD they say they worship and adore, just because they are wearing
a new lace or expensive jeans or because THAT BABE is looking.

well, na everybody sabi how dem dey follow their spiritual life and relation with dem maker.

Bro, no be my own church ooo...ba turn up with suit and Italian shoes, me just dey lowkey dey listen to adeboye' sermons for my phone

Wizzyblack3:
No excuse but am seriously sick... Battling malaria..

Did anyone here knw what medicine to take, my throat really hurts, i can hardly drink water.

try artesunate

Since I realise that Churches are business centres I quit, am a Christian now, I stopped practicing Churchianity, I also stopped listening to sermons that begins from the Bible and end in your wallet.

menesheh:
What's the need of going to church to contribute my money to lazy people who suppose find something doing rather than rely on interpreting one book that is very easy to read and understand.


Also, tell me your reasons for not adhering to our local rituals.

U think u have said it all or that u have arrived or u can say watever u want to say, in any way u want to say it. Na u get ur mouth. Even if u get one million likes, it does not remove d fact that Holy Bible is not an ordinary book. It is the word of God gotten throu d inspiration of d Holy Spirit. U cant jst read it and understnd it, bcs it is not a novel. It is only d Holy Spirit that can help u to understnd wen u read it. Please, be careful d way u talk ill of Sacred things. Every sin can be forgiven, but d sin against d Holy Spirit cannot be forgiven and that is blasphemy against God. Dont allow satan to use u as an intrument against God's work, satan would deny u at d last day and u will pay for ur sins.

Our church is on strike

Night duty

OLUJOSHINS:


good to know that my countrymen are now being caring.

Thumbs up bro

I wish Her speedy recovery.

Thanks bro.

MadCow1:
This is the 7th day.. I rested.

This is the first day, and I bet you didn't rest yesterday the 7th day.

If u have no reason not to breath, bcs u will die or not to eat wen u r hungry and drink wen ur thirsty. Y shld u have a reason not to attend church on sunday, d only day made specialy to worship God?