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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Yustash001(m): 1:04pm On Aug 23, 2015
rkarang:


I certainlly don't think it's possible.
the thing is that I don't think this friend of mine can lie to me..... and Khassy said a friend his scored 85% last year...
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 1:07pm On Aug 23, 2015
rkarang:


Oh, I thought you were still applying to UI. So how was it?
The former was okay. Seen my result and anticipating for the cutoff albeit I haven't seen the latter.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by rkarang: 1:12pm On Aug 23, 2015
FrancisTony:

The former was okay. Seen my result and anticipating for the cutoff albeit I haven't seen the latter.

Oh, that's great! Pharmacy right?
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by rkarang: 1:14pm On Aug 23, 2015
Yustash001:
the thing is that I don't think this friend of mine can lie to me..... and Khassy said a friend his scored 85% last year...

The point is, I have never seen scores with odd number as the last digit.

A screenshot will convince me wink
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by rkarang: 1:17pm On Aug 23, 2015
Now it's time to start jacking for hustling.


Catch ya lera cheesygrin
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by harjiyoung(m): 1:22pm On Aug 23, 2015
Seunsherif:
Writin mine today 3rd batch, help me oh God. Any TCS aspirant in d house
TCS yeahyeah
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 1:24pm On Aug 23, 2015
rkarang:

Oh, that's great! Pharmacy right?
Biochemistry for both...
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by GideonG(m): 1:28pm On Aug 23, 2015
God has been great to me ever since I came to Ilorin. Today I have no iota of doubt in my mind that I am already admitted to this great citadel of learning, Unilorin, better by far, Probitas Doctrina! It all started with my reluctance to go to church and at the same time, I wasn't feeling comfortable within me so I decided to get off the bed, took my bath and zoomed off to Ecwa Chapel at Challenge. The service started at around 9am but I arrived some few minutes to 11. When they said visitors should raise their hands about an hour later, I rose my hand and I was directed along with other visitors to the front seat reserved for us. I thought it will end after filling the visitors form but to my utmost supprise after a while in the course of the service, they started calling the names of each visitors on the altar, their mission of visit and their location. There and then my heart started pounding because where I Was meant to put my residential address, I put "New student of University of Ilorin" and at the space of my contact address, I put " Coming from Gombe State". My name was the last to be called so they introduced me as the student of University of Ilorin ON THE ALTAR! In my mind I claimed it absolutely! I stood up as expected and waved the entire church who seemed to be very welcoming. The choir sang for us while a couple of dozen elders came to greet us affectionately. One other interesting thing is during the anouncement, they said all parents should submit the post ume results and other relevant docs of their children looking for admission. Only God knows the number of professors in that church. So as people are busy engaging their long legs, I don't have to bother myself because God is already my longest leg. Congratulations to me on my successful admission!

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by GideonG(m): 1:45pm On Aug 23, 2015
ElrayKhalifah:
love ur write up though especially dat part "gbon yoruba" and it's gbagbe oshi not bagbe. I wouldn't turn myself into a teacher though
Absolutely noted, thanks. Naso e suppose be, mek man dey learn every day!
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Morhziez(m): 2:09pm On Aug 23, 2015
HitGad:
62% to 72%..209 to 229...i hail oooooo
you re a fool..do u think i wil come hia typing lies knwing fully well dat i wrote that.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Morhziez(m): 2:13pm On Aug 23, 2015
GideonG:
God has been great to me ever since I came to Ilorin. Today I have no iota of doubt in my mind that I am already admitted to this great citadel of learning, Unilorin, better by far, Probitas Doctrina! It all started with my reluctance to go to church and at the same time, I wasn't feeling comfortable within me so I decided to get off the bed, took my bath and zoomed off to Ecwa Chapel at Challenge. The service started at around 9am but I arrived some few minutes to 11. When they said visitors should raise their hands about an hour later, I rose my hand and I was directed along with other visitors to the front seat reserved for us. I thought it will end after filling the visitors form but to my utmost supprise after a while in the course of the service, they started calling the names of each visitors on the altar, their mission of visit and their location. There and then my heart started pounding because where I Was meant to put my residential address, I put "New student of University of Ilorin" and at the space of my contact address, I put " Coming from Gombe State". My name was the last to be called so they introduced me as the student of University of Ilorin ON THE ALTAR! In my mind I claimed it absolutely! I stood up as expected and waved the entire church who seemed to be very welcoming. The choir sang for us while a couple of dozen elders came to greet us affectionately. One other interesting thing is during the anouncement, they said all parents should submit the post ume results and other relevant docs of their children looking for admission. Only God knows the number of professors in that church. So as people are busy engaging their long legs, I don't have to bother myself because God is already my longest leg. Congratulations to me on my successful admission!
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by GideonG(m): 2:17pm On Aug 23, 2015
rkarang:


By God's grace, the outcome of his application will be positive.

Leave our person alone ooo... He wants to become a university scholar. Many even have the aim of becoming first class students before sitting for JAMB.

The point is; once one steps into a campus, one could start thinking of what one will make out of the campus.

Whoever wants to bag First Class Honours won't develop the idea in 400 level. Everything starts right now. Some folks might not just be talking; they're already pulling their admission, so don't assume that they're not doing anything about em.

I would rather you left my real Nigga alone.
Wow u re absolutely terrific! That's brilliant. Keep on keeping it real! I appreciate the epic encouragement.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by HitGad(m): 2:49pm On Aug 23, 2015
Morhziez:
you re a fool..do u think i wil come hia typing lies knwing fully well dat i wrote that.
you are st*pid....i got the info from your previous post......you are just a pathetic lair....you have no shame.....you lied and you were busted ....go f*ck yourself c*nt

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 2:59pm On Aug 23, 2015
HitGad:
you are st*pid....i got the info from your previous post......you are just a pathetic lair....you have no shame.....you lied and you were busted ....go f*ck yourself c*nt
guy, i feel u, kip it on
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by HitGad(m): 3:00pm On Aug 23, 2015
ElrayKhalifah:
guy, i feel u, kip it on
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 3:01pm On Aug 23, 2015
wheesin:
Its 23rd August ...Today is my birthday..guys help me thank God ..although i haven't gotten to my destination yet, but i am greatful to God for where i am today.
Its never it has never been.A year older and still balling till year 2100 grin

khassy
yungmilio2
rkarang
agent9
boigrammz
ayokunlei
dygeasy
boombay
duke59
Donabydeco
yustash001
yusluv2000
reekado
legitlayo
kinfunfun
dpacific
heraldthemainman
IDGAF
Youngchop
psychologist
acecube
seunsherriff
jaridwan
abimloaded
tobihils
napoleonbaba
mzlarem
gideong


and to all those i just couldn't get rheir monikers ..God bless you all

Happy bornday bruh!!!
God bless your new Aqe!
Biqqer you I pray!
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Reekado: 3:08pm On Aug 23, 2015
HitGad:
you are st*pid....i got the info from your previous post......you are just a pathetic lair....you have no shame.....you lied and you were busted ....go f*ck yourself c*nt
That nigga still showedUp?… He still came claiming he didnt lie?… Check d scoreboard Mr. Morhziez.. NUMBERS DNT LIE NIGGA… undecided
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Kingdomdaughter(f): 3:13pm On Aug 23, 2015
dpacificheraclx:
happy Birthday to you too ayyy...may you live long in wealth,
good health, Joy+Hapiness with zero
ounce of Sorrow and may you live to be
old and toothless too lol
Amen
Funny uu
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by HitGad(m): 3:13pm On Aug 23, 2015
Reekado:
That nigga still showedUp?… He still came claiming he didnt lie?… Check d scoreboard Mr. Morhziez.. NUMBERS DNT LIE NIGGA… undecided
he has no shame.....though some guys actually had above 70 buh no admission......buh that nigga scored below what he posted here
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Reekado: 3:14pm On Aug 23, 2015
undecided undecided undecided
Morhziez:
you re a fool..do u think i wil come hia typing lies knwing fully well dat i wrote that.
Bros.. BET WHY?.. Why lie full your intestines like this undecided… Abi dat Pinshure of u from last year na Photoshop too? undecided … .This is 2015 nigga, nobody buys LIES even 4 free undecided U dunno if its ur lies that have been denying u Pharmacy, Feel free to abuse me for BUSTIN yo lying ass. undecided
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by duke59(m): 3:17pm On Aug 23, 2015
Morhziez:
you re a fool..do u think i wil come hia typing lies knwing fully well dat i wrote that.
can't u hide ur head in shame........nw dt he has screen grab it and showed to to all of us...d evidence is clear abi u go deny your moniker undecided
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Kingdomdaughter(f): 3:17pm On Aug 23, 2015
khassy:

happy bday
wish this bday reminds you to put a pishure on your profile angryangry
thankyu
Lafs... Wil try, am a female though
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by HitGad(m): 3:20pm On Aug 23, 2015
Reekado:
undecided undecided undecided Bros.. BET WHY?.. Why lie full your intestines like this undecided… Abi dat Pinshure of u from last year na Photoshop too? undecided … .This is 2015 nigga, nobody buys LIES even 4 free undecided U dunno if its ur lies that have been denying u Pharmacy, Feel free to abuse me for BUSTIN yo lying ass. undecided
you just murdered the guy

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by EINSTEINPG: 3:30pm On Aug 23, 2015
@GideonG so touching reading about your experience up there. The LORD is indeed your strength. May the GOOD LORD see you through.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 3:38pm On Aug 23, 2015
Kingdomdaughter:

Lafs...
Wil try, am a female though
Y do u think khassy told u 2 put ur pishure if u aren't a lady
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by wheesin(m): 3:40pm On Aug 23, 2015
Deattorney:

Happy birthday bro,May you graduate from unilorin with a first class grade..WULLNP

Amen..i claim it grin

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by GideonG(m): 3:45pm On Aug 23, 2015
EINSTEINPG:
@GideonG so touching reading about your experience up there. The LORD is indeed your strength. May the GOOD LORD see you through.
I say a very big amen to that! Thank you very much. God bless you!
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by HitGad(m): 3:48pm On Aug 23, 2015
GIRL : Dad, my fiance is an Hausa man DAD : God forbid!, boko haram people !?...Noooooo!!!... GIRL : he's dangote 's son.... DAD : Ahhhhhh, we are all Nigerians...

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 3:50pm On Aug 23, 2015
rkarang:


I swear, them dey Ilorin too ooo. One dey even as him brother say make she dey cook for ham... Na him I talk say but na off campus you dey now... cheesygrin See your guy ooo: But I don't imagine you bringing food from off campus to school area... Na him she say: What are friends for...

Me ah no dey do ham ooo... But I get guys wey they do ham well well.

Illorin babe dey bring Beans and Bread for him guy grincheesy plus just small k1ss. You don dull yourself be that niyen.

you fit hook me up with one: (sadsad
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 3:52pm On Aug 23, 2015
Deattorney:

Happy birthday bro,May you graduate from unilorin with a first class grade ..WULLNP
future impossible tense sadsadsad
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 3:52pm On Aug 23, 2015
duke59:
All of you dt have been commeting since moring....did u guys go to church 2day @all undecided

yes sir sadsad
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 3:57pm On Aug 23, 2015
Yustash001:
the thing is that I don't think this friend of mine can lie to me..... and Khassy said a friend his scored 85% last year...

surprised too

jus even remembered that sef

cc
alphalpa

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