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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Sveen: 8:17pm On Aug 23, 2015

khassy:

hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha

trolls everywhere can't diff fake from real again

Dude, dey just dey shout ur name up and down for here. Are you um, related to Ambali, or something?

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 8:18pm On Aug 23, 2015

Temmieluv:
Good evenin evri1...m new here

thank God this one get pishure.... see as una d reply her msg

I pity this gal PM today

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by wheesin(m): 8:19pm On Aug 23, 2015

khassy:

come small boi hold ya own one side
c'tee of elders never launch the bar yet... when we launch den you can take codeine according yo your age

Khassy make we go bust UI thread..lets go and create chaos there grin

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 8:20pm On Aug 23, 2015

buccal:
Good evening...we are old here...
welcome..
there is one guy called khassy..he's the craziest person here..so dont be suprised when he comes to welcome you with thunder

Wetin I do you na.... u dn block ma show... I no fit pm her again cry

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 8:20pm On Aug 23, 2015

napoleonbaba:

Baba nah to enter anoda realm dey preach for Arabic o

this group get comedians aswear.... arabic shocked

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 8:22pm On Aug 23, 2015

klarrychenko94:
Saw this on another thread:

Trouble is when soldier punish khassy finish come release khassy make him dey go, him come climb im bike come shout "officer thunder fire u" and his bike no come gree start again.

una no go kee me with laugh sha

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 8:23pm On Aug 23, 2015

agent9:

Sorry i dy come late....

Baba dy do bday. .. . Wait make i shout. ...

Hurraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Baba don turn.... Hw old ur be self

HBD bro....

More more years to come in good health.. Wealth and happiness. ...

GGMUB

BTW

2100

Sound like Nokia torchlite

stop d shout see fly wan enter tour mouth sad

BTW

Wetin be all dis GGMUB sef undecided

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Temmieluv(f): 8:24pm On Aug 23, 2015

khassy:

thank God this one get pishure.... see as una d reply her msg

I pity this gal PM today

is dix d khassy...a.k.a sango

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by duke59(m): 8:24pm On Aug 23, 2015

LaCokaNostra:

Sir are u just making fun of me? If so go and kill yourself!

eya ............oga titus don vex oo

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 8:25pm On Aug 23, 2015

klarrychenko94:
welcome to the fam. Nice dp but wait you just registered this acct today, hope it is not one of the guys here playing gamez with us. I apologise if it is really you gan gan.

if na one of this guys... na for UITH we go hear d parr two of him tory angry

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 8:25pm On Aug 23, 2015

ElrayKhalifah:
Abeg c kangaroo, d babe no even talk say she be aspirant

the hustle for Bae is real bro

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 8:27pm On Aug 23, 2015

wheesin:

I call your line e no go

I bin d karshi today edyat angry

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 8:28pm On Aug 23, 2015

Sveen:
Dude, dey just dey shout ur name up and down for here. Are you um, related to Ambali, or something?

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by duke59(m): 8:28pm On Aug 23, 2015

LaCokaNostra:

Sir is google someone in Unilorin that helps people with low score like me?

lol. Nice 1

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 8:28pm On Aug 23, 2015

wheesin:

Khassy make we go bust UI thread..lets go and create chaos there

mention me

na dia kind thing I d like

oya squad hit up make we go

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by wheesin(m): 8:29pm On Aug 23, 2015

khassy:

I call your line e no go

I bin d karshi today edyat

lies

my line dey available since morning

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 8:29pm On Aug 23, 2015

khassy:

come small boi hold ya own one side
c'tee of elders never launch the bar yet... when we launch den you can take codeine according yo your age

love dat

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 8:29pm On Aug 23, 2015

Temmieluv:
is dix d khassy...a.k.a sango

any problem undecided

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by klarrychenko94: 8:30pm On Aug 23, 2015

Temmieluv:
m new on nairaland

ok... Let me welcome you to the best thread on 9raland again. But beware e-FBI full this place ready to pounce on anything suspicious.

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 8:30pm On Aug 23, 2015

khassy:

the hustle for Bae is real bro

i could feel it

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 8:30pm On Aug 23, 2015

ElrayKhalifah:
love dat

you wan join c'ttee of elders

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 8:30pm On Aug 23, 2015

wheesin:

lies my line dey available since morning

make I post screenshot abi

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 8:31pm On Aug 23, 2015

ElrayKhalifah:
love dat

ypi wan join c'tee of elders

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by wheesin(m): 8:31pm On Aug 23, 2015

ElrayKhalifah:
se u wan mak i apologise ni?

no..i wan make u tell me who u dey call kangaroo .

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 8:32pm On Aug 23, 2015

klarrychenko94:
ok... Let me welcome you to the best thread on 9raland again. But beware e-FBI full this place ready to pounce on anything suspicious.

I d suspect that monicker sef

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 8:32pm On Aug 23, 2015

ElrayKhalifah:
i could feel it

yea bro

ready to derail UI thread

ah need backup for the alpha team

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by klarrychenko94: 8:33pm On Aug 23, 2015

khassy:

if na one of this guys... na for UITH we go hear d parr two of him tory

i dey suspect dat moniker.

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by duke59(m): 8:33pm On Aug 23, 2015

Temmieluv:
is dix d khassy...a.k.a sango

he is sango's first son ...a.k.a sango right hand man grin

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Sveen: 8:33pm On Aug 23, 2015

khassy:
You must be new here.

In this section yes, in others; I'm a cretinous controversial _fucktard.

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by klarrychenko94: 8:35pm On Aug 23, 2015

Yungmilio, biogrammz and other punters here this guy should be you betting role model. Stop enriching Alabi and his friends.

During the Great Depression, there was a man who
walked into a bar one day. He went up to the
bartender and said, “Bartender, I’d like to buy the
house a round of drinks.”
The bartender said, “That’s fine, but we’re in the
middle of the Depression, so I’ll need to see some
money first.”
The guy pulled out a huge wad of notes and set
them on the bar. The bartender can’t believe what
he’s seeing. “Where did you get all that money?”
asked the bartender.
“I’m a professional gambler,” replied the man.
The bartender said, “There’s no such thing! I mean,
your odds are fifty-fifty at best, right?”
“Well, I only bet on sure things,” said the guy.
“Like what?” asked the bartender.
“Well, for example, I’ll bet you fifty dollars that I can
bite my right eye,” he said.
The bartender thought about it. “Okay,” he said.
So, the guy pulled out his false right eye and bit it.
“Aw, you screwed me,” said the bartender, and paid
the guy his $50.
“I’ll give you another chance. I’ll bet you another fifty
dollars that I can bite my left eye,” said the
stranger.
The bartender thought again and said, “Well, I
know you’re not blind, I mean, I watched you walk
in here. I’ll take that bet.” So, the guy pulled out his
false teeth and bit his left eye.
“Aw, you screwed me again!” protested the
bartender.
“That’s how I win so much money, bartender. I’ll just
take a bottle of your best scotch in lieu of the fifty
dollars,” said the man.
With that, the guy went to the back room and spent
the better part of the night playing cards with some
of the locals. After many hours of drinking and card
playing, he stumbled up to the bar. Drunk as a
skunk, he said, “Bartender, I’ll give you one last
chance. I’ll bet you five hundred dollars that I can
stand on this bar on one foot and piss into that
whisky bottle on that shelf behind you without
spilling a drop.”
The bartender once again pondered the bet. The guy
couldn’t even stand up straight on two feet, much
less one. “Okay, you’re on,” he said.
The guy climbed up on the bar, stood on one leg,
and began pissing all over the place. He hit the bar,
the bartender, himself, but not a drop made it into
the whisky bottle.
The bartender was ecstatic. Laughing, the bartender
said, “Hey pal, you owe me five hundred dollars!”
The guy climbed down off the bar and said, “That’s
okay. I just bet each of the guys in the card room a
thousand bucks each that I could piss all over you
and the bar and still make you laugh!”

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by wheesin(m): 8:36pm On Aug 23, 2015

agent9:

Sorry i dy come late....

Baba dy do bday. .. . Wait make i shout. ...

Hurraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Baba don turn.... Hw old ur be self

HBD bro....

More more years to come in good health.. Wealth and happiness. ...

GGMUB

BTW

2100

Sound like Nokia torchlite

thanks man..u go go greater heights pass being an agent. grin

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 8:36pm On Aug 23, 2015

khassy:

mention me
na dia kind thing I d like
oya squad hit up make we go

shey mak i 4low

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