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FUTMINNA 2015/2016 ASPIRANTS THREAD / 2015 Unilorin: Utme And Direct Entry Applicants / The medical students and aspirants thread (2) (3) (4)
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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Sveen: 8:17pm On Aug 23, 2015 |
khassy:Dude, dey just dey shout ur name up and down for here. Are you um, related to Ambali, or something? |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 8:18pm On Aug 23, 2015 |
Temmieluv: thank God this one get pishure.... see as una d reply her msg I pity this gal PM today |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by wheesin(m): 8:19pm On Aug 23, 2015 |
khassy: Khassy make we go bust UI thread..lets go and create chaos there ![]() |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 8:20pm On Aug 23, 2015 |
buccal: ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Wetin I do you na.... u dn block ma show... I no fit pm her again ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 8:20pm On Aug 23, 2015 |
napoleonbaba: this group get comedians aswear.... arabic ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 8:22pm On Aug 23, 2015 |
klarrychenko94: una no go kee me with laugh sha
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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 8:23pm On Aug 23, 2015 |
agent9: stop d shout see fly wan enter tour mouth ![]() ![]() ![]() BTW Wetin be all dis GGMUB sef ![]() ![]() |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Temmieluv(f): 8:24pm On Aug 23, 2015 |
khassy:is dix d khassy...a.k.a sango ![]() |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by duke59(m): 8:24pm On Aug 23, 2015 |
LaCokaNostra:eya ............oga titus don vex oo |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 8:25pm On Aug 23, 2015 |
klarrychenko94: if na one of this guys... na for UITH we go hear d parr two of him tory ![]() ![]() |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 8:25pm On Aug 23, 2015 |
ElrayKhalifah: the hustle for Bae is real bro |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 8:27pm On Aug 23, 2015 |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 8:28pm On Aug 23, 2015 |
Sveen:
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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by duke59(m): 8:28pm On Aug 23, 2015 |
LaCokaNostra:lol. Nice 1 |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 8:28pm On Aug 23, 2015 |
wheesin: mention me na dia kind thing I d like oya squad hit up make we go |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by wheesin(m): 8:29pm On Aug 23, 2015 |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 8:29pm On Aug 23, 2015 |
khassy:love dat |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 8:29pm On Aug 23, 2015 |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by klarrychenko94: 8:30pm On Aug 23, 2015 |
Temmieluv:ok... Let me welcome you to the best thread on 9raland again. But beware e-FBI full this place ready to pounce on anything suspicious. |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 8:30pm On Aug 23, 2015 |
khassy:i could feel it |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 8:30pm On Aug 23, 2015 |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 8:30pm On Aug 23, 2015 |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 8:31pm On Aug 23, 2015 |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by wheesin(m): 8:31pm On Aug 23, 2015 |
ElrayKhalifah: no..i wan make u tell me who u dey call kangaroo . |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 8:32pm On Aug 23, 2015 |
klarrychenko94: I d suspect that monicker sef |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 8:32pm On Aug 23, 2015 |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by klarrychenko94: 8:33pm On Aug 23, 2015 |
khassy:i dey suspect dat moniker. |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by duke59(m): 8:33pm On Aug 23, 2015 |
Temmieluv:he is sango's first son ...a.k.a sango right hand man ![]() |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Sveen: 8:33pm On Aug 23, 2015 |
khassy:In this section yes, in others; I'm a cretinous controversial _fucktard. |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by klarrychenko94: 8:35pm On Aug 23, 2015 |
Yungmilio, biogrammz and other punters here this guy should be you betting role model. Stop enriching Alabi and his friends. During the Great Depression, there was a man who walked into a bar one day. He went up to the bartender and said, “Bartender, I’d like to buy the house a round of drinks.” The bartender said, “That’s fine, but we’re in the middle of the Depression, so I’ll need to see some money first.” The guy pulled out a huge wad of notes and set them on the bar. The bartender can’t believe what he’s seeing. “Where did you get all that money?” asked the bartender. “I’m a professional gambler,” replied the man. The bartender said, “There’s no such thing! I mean, your odds are fifty-fifty at best, right?” “Well, I only bet on sure things,” said the guy. “Like what?” asked the bartender. “Well, for example, I’ll bet you fifty dollars that I can bite my right eye,” he said. The bartender thought about it. “Okay,” he said. So, the guy pulled out his false right eye and bit it. “Aw, you screwed me,” said the bartender, and paid the guy his $50. “I’ll give you another chance. I’ll bet you another fifty dollars that I can bite my left eye,” said the stranger. The bartender thought again and said, “Well, I know you’re not blind, I mean, I watched you walk in here. I’ll take that bet.” So, the guy pulled out his false teeth and bit his left eye. “Aw, you screwed me again!” protested the bartender. “That’s how I win so much money, bartender. I’ll just take a bottle of your best scotch in lieu of the fifty dollars,” said the man. With that, the guy went to the back room and spent the better part of the night playing cards with some of the locals. After many hours of drinking and card playing, he stumbled up to the bar. Drunk as a skunk, he said, “Bartender, I’ll give you one last chance. I’ll bet you five hundred dollars that I can stand on this bar on one foot and piss into that whisky bottle on that shelf behind you without spilling a drop.” The bartender once again pondered the bet. The guy couldn’t even stand up straight on two feet, much less one. “Okay, you’re on,” he said. The guy climbed up on the bar, stood on one leg, and began pissing all over the place. He hit the bar, the bartender, himself, but not a drop made it into the whisky bottle. The bartender was ecstatic. Laughing, the bartender said, “Hey pal, you owe me five hundred dollars!” The guy climbed down off the bar and said, “That’s okay. I just bet each of the guys in the card room a thousand bucks each that I could piss all over you and the bar and still make you laugh!” |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by wheesin(m): 8:36pm On Aug 23, 2015 |
agent9: thanks man..u go go greater heights pass being an agent. ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 8:36pm On Aug 23, 2015 |
khassy:shey mak i 4low |
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