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FUTMINNA 2015/2016 ASPIRANTS THREAD / 2015 Unilorin: Utme And Direct Entry Applicants / The medical students and aspirants thread (2) (3) (4)

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 8:37pm On Aug 23, 2015
klarrychenko94:
i dey suspect dat moniker.

e-FBI take note of that monicker

cc
reekado
hitgad
legitlayo
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 8:37pm On Aug 23, 2015
khassy:


yea bro

ready to derail UI thread

ah need backup for the alpha team
that's as easy, wen r u going. Think i get tym 2nite
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 8:38pm On Aug 23, 2015
Sveen:
In this section yes, in others; I'm a cretinous controversial _fu.cktard.

ehen

good to know
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Reekado: 8:38pm On Aug 23, 2015
angry
Sveen:
In this section yes, in others; I'm a cretinous controversial person.
In this section only Temmi007,EINSTEINpg and Alhassan Are allowed to speak grammar. undecided >:
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Reekado: 8:40pm On Aug 23, 2015
angry
khassy:

e-FBI take note of that monicker
cc reekado hitgad legitlayo
FULL SQUAD ON STANDBY. angry
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Sveen: 8:41pm On Aug 23, 2015
Reekado:
angryIn this section only Temmi007,EINSTEINpg and Alhassan Are allowed to speak grammar. undecided >:
If I start my grammar, this thread will reek from its drastic effect for days.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 8:41pm On Aug 23, 2015
wheesin:


no..i wan make u tell me who u dey call kangaroo .
i no even know wen i typed the thing....sorry if it was u dat i quoted and directed it @
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 8:42pm On Aug 23, 2015
klarrychenko94:
Yungmilio, biogrammz and other punters here this guy should be you betting role model. Stop enriching Alabi and his friends.







During the Great Depression, there was a man who
walked into a bar one day. He went up to the
bartender and said, “Bartender, I’d like to buy the
house a round of drinks.”
The bartender said, “That’s fine, but we’re in the
middle of the Depression, so I’ll need to see some
money first.”
The guy pulled out a huge wad of notes and set
them on the bar. The bartender can’t believe what
he’s seeing. “Where did you get all that money?”
asked the bartender.
“I’m a professional gambler,” replied the man.
The bartender said, “There’s no such thing! I mean,
your odds are fifty-fifty at best, right?”
“Well, I only bet on sure things,” said the guy.
“Like what?” asked the bartender.
“Well, for example, I’ll bet you fifty dollars that I can
bite my right eye,” he said.
The bartender thought about it. “Okay,” he said.
So, the guy pulled out his false right eye and bit it.
“Aw, you screwed me,” said the bartender, and paid
the guy his $50.
“I’ll give you another chance. I’ll bet you another fifty
dollars that I can bite my left eye,” said the
stranger.
The bartender thought again and said, “Well, I
know you’re not blind, I mean, I watched you walk
in here. I’ll take that bet.” So, the guy pulled out his
false teeth and bit his left eye.
“Aw, you screwed me again!” protested the
bartender.
“That’s how I win so much money, bartender. I’ll just
take a bottle of your best scotch in lieu of the fifty
dollars,” said the man.
With that, the guy went to the back room and spent
the better part of the night playing cards with some
of the locals. After many hours of drinking and card
playing, he stumbled up to the bar. Drunk as a
skunk, he said, “Bartender, I’ll give you one last
chance. I’ll bet you five hundred dollars that I can
stand on this bar on one foot and piss into that
whisky bottle on that shelf behind you without
spilling a drop.”
The bartender once again pondered the bet. The guy
couldn’t even stand up straight on two feet, much
less one. “Okay, you’re on,” he said.
The guy climbed up on the bar, stood on one leg,
and began pissing all over the place. He hit the bar,
the bartender, himself, but not a drop made it into
the whisky bottle.
The bartender was ecstatic. Laughing, the bartender
said, “Hey pal, you owe me five hundred dollars!”
The guy climbed down off the bar and said, “That’s
okay. I just bet each of the guys in the card room a
thousand bucks each that I could piss all over you
and the bar and still make you laugh!”


ahhahahaahah

I wan pee for trouser sef
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 8:42pm On Aug 23, 2015
ElrayKhalifah:
shey mak i 4low

I pity that thread

I no fit find the link make person gimme abeg

we need serious derailing
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 8:43pm On Aug 23, 2015
Reekado:
angryIn this section only Temmi007,EINSTEINpg and Alhassan Are allowed to speak grammar. undecided >:

tell am
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 8:44pm On Aug 23, 2015
Reekado:
angry FULL SQUAD ON STANDBY. angry

good bro

alpha team brace up

bravo team standby

UI.. expect the full squad
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Sveen: 8:44pm On Aug 23, 2015
khassy:


ehen

good to know

I usually thought you were chutzpah, but you prove me wrong. Aren't you gonna welcome a new Unilorin aspirant to the club?
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 8:44pm On Aug 23, 2015
Sveen:
If I start my grammar, this thread will reek from its drastic effect for days.

and you'll get 7weeks ban angryangry

no big deal
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by wheesin(m): 8:46pm On Aug 23, 2015
ElrayKhalifah:
i no even know wen i typed the thing....sorry if it was u dat i quoted and directed it @

ok..
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Sveen: 8:47pm On Aug 23, 2015
khassy:


and you'll get 7weeks ban angryangry

no big deal
Humor me more amigo, I've got some supermods at my disposal. You'll need more than a ban.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 8:48pm On Aug 23, 2015
khassy:

I pity that thread
I no fit find the link make person gimme abeg
we need serious derailing
lemme try
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 8:49pm On Aug 23, 2015
Sveen:
Humor me more amigo, I've got some supermods at my disposal. You'll need more than a ban.

av always been on permanent ban

wonder why the mods let me rest this week gringrin

I miss been banned and insulting mods for refusing to unban me
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 8:49pm On Aug 23, 2015
Sveen:
I usually thought you were chutzpah, but you prove me wrong. Aren't you gonna welcome a new Unilorin aspirant to the club?

what club bro undecidedundecided
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Sveen: 8:53pm On Aug 23, 2015
khassy:

what club bro undecidedundecided
The amazing Unilorin_to-be(dunderheads) boiz.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Sveen: 8:54pm On Aug 23, 2015
khassy:


av always been on permanent ban

wonder why the mods let me rest this week gringrin

I miss been banned and insulting mods for refusing to unban me


If you're really itchy for a ban, why don't we go look for trouble where they hide am.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 8:55pm On Aug 23, 2015
Sveen:
The amazing Unilorin_to-be(dunderheads) boiz.

you either from OAU, unilag or unibadan

#HatersRepublik

your school couldn't even be found on FP of education thread... what a pity
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 8:56pm On Aug 23, 2015
Sveen:
If you're really itchy for a ban, why don't we go look for trouble where they hide am.

mention me there bro

PS
I have an outstanding ban in religion section and travels

mention me somewhere else
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 8:56pm On Aug 23, 2015
ElrayKhalifah:
lemme try

u dn get

Wheesin
reekado

anybody gotten the Ui link

couldn't find it from my end here
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Sveen: 8:57pm On Aug 23, 2015
khassy:


you either from OAU, unilag or unibadan

#HatersRepublik

your school couldn't even be found on FP of education thread... what a pity
grin You're really one hell of a dunderhead, couldn't comprehend the humor. I'm a fvcking unilorin aspirant.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Reekado: 8:58pm On Aug 23, 2015
If ure in 2016/2017 reading this now… I swear this was d BEST THREAD EVER..… . wink

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by agent9(m): 8:58pm On Aug 23, 2015
khassy:


stop d shout see fly wan enter tour mouth sadsadsad


BTW

Wetin be all dis GGMUB sef undecidedundecided



GGMUB means God Go Make U Bigger
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by agent9(m): 9:00pm On Aug 23, 2015
Reekado:
If ure in 2016/2017 reading this now… I swear this was d BEST THREAD EVER..… . wink



U don time travel go future?? Abi u get foresight grin cheesy



Anyway.... Na true he talk ooo



Best tread eva cool
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 9:00pm On Aug 23, 2015
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Sveen: 9:01pm On Aug 23, 2015
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 9:01pm On Aug 23, 2015
Sveen:
grin You're really one hell of a dunderhead, couldn't comprehend the humor. I'm a fvcking unilorin aspirant.

I were suppose to be smarter than this

couldn't even decode what I was saying

shaking my dumb skull
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 9:01pm On Aug 23, 2015
agent9:




GGMUB means God Go Make U Bigger

issorite

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 9:02pm On Aug 23, 2015
Sveen:
this is UI thread, https://www.nairaland.com/1979497/university-ibadan-2015-16-applicants/290

Wheesin

do we use unibadan
or continue with uniben

?

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