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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by HitGad(m): 9:03pm On Aug 23, 2015
khassy:

e-FBI take note of that monicker
cc reekado hitgad legitlayo
sorry boss.....i came late.....we gonna do our job
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 9:04pm On Aug 23, 2015
HitGad:
sorry boss.....i came late.....we gonna do our job

trust ya all
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Reekado: 9:04pm On Aug 23, 2015
Sveen:
If I start my grammar, this thread will reek from its drastic effect for days.
must u use style to beg by mentioning my name REEK? grin… .BTW im the guy that Executes every Anti-BetterByFar with Francais here, putain ne comprenez-vous? angry
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Sveen: 9:04pm On Aug 23, 2015
khassy:


I were suppose to be smarter than this

couldn't even decode what I was saying

shaking my dumb skull
No. You should stop burying that skull in cleavages.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by agent9(m): 9:05pm On Aug 23, 2015
wheesin:


thanks man..u go go greater heights pass being an agent. grin



Amen boss



CTU agent

Abi

SHIELD agent
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by wheesin(m): 9:07pm On Aug 23, 2015
Reekado:
If ure in 2016/2017 reading this now… I swear this was d BEST THREAD EVER..… . wink

lol..message to the future grin
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by wheesin(m): 9:08pm On Aug 23, 2015
agent9:




Amen boss



CTU agent

Abi

SHIELD agent

Agent of satan grin
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Sveen: 9:09pm On Aug 23, 2015
Reekado:
must u use style to beg by mentioning my name REEK? grin… .BTW im the guy that Executes every Anti-BetterByFar with Francais here, putain ne comprenez-vous? angry
Really, I don't think of you as you claimed to be, I think you're a shenanigan. You should be afraid of me, cos I'm fond of discombobulating Frenchman with my grandiloquence.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 9:11pm On Aug 23, 2015
khassy:

u dn get
Wheesin reekado
anybody gotten the Ui link
couldn't find it from my end here
've gotten
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by wheesin(m): 9:12pm On Aug 23, 2015
sveen..is that the short form of steven ? undecided
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Sveen: 9:18pm On Aug 23, 2015
wheesin:
sveen..is that the short form of steven ? undecided
Nope, I'm a Muslim. 7
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by IDGAF(m): 9:21pm On Aug 23, 2015
wheesin:


Agent of satan grin
Lmao!!!!!
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by oluwadanie1(m): 9:22pm On Aug 23, 2015
Koba!!! Eku irole o...
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Reekado: 9:25pm On Aug 23, 2015
Sveen:
Really, I don't think of you as you claimed to be, I think you're a shenanigan. You should be afraid of me, cos I'm fond of discombobulating Frenchman with my grandiloquence.
Not Impressed grin..you ooze banal and prosaic Idiosyncratic BULL CRAP! grin
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by yungmil2: 9:26pm On Aug 23, 2015
Temmieluv:
Good evenin evri1...m new here
welcome on board
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by HitGad(m): 9:26pm On Aug 23, 2015
Reekado:
Not Impressed grin..you ooze banal and prosaic Idioayncratic BULL CRAP! grin
trust my nigga....finish him.....im no fit beat us for our cabal
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Reekado: 9:28pm On Aug 23, 2015
HitGad:
trust my nigga....finish him
he wan cum dey bobo us… wan turn celeb in one nyte., all I need is just one sentence from Temmi007 for d weyrey undecided
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Sveen: 9:31pm On Aug 23, 2015
Reekado:
Not Impressed grin..you ooze banal and prosaic Idiosyncratic BULL CRAP! grin
It's obvious and peculiar that you're oblivion to my level of quotient, dude I'm a sesquipedalian.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by HitGad(m): 9:31pm On Aug 23, 2015
Reekado:
he wan cum dey bobo us… wan turn celeb in one nyte., all I need is just one sentence from Temmi007 for d weyrey undecided
the girl wey dey blow grammar for one e-war like dat.....she ll just crucify the nigga........buh na thesonofmark be the boss
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 9:32pm On Aug 23, 2015
Sveen:
No. You should stop burying that skull in cleavages.

mehn I can't stop em from resting on em succulent cleavages of my thick bitches
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 9:32pm On Aug 23, 2015
Reekado:
he wan cum dey bobo us… wan turn celeb in one nyte., all I need is just one sentence from Temmi007 for d weyrey undecided
i think gideonG is around
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 9:32pm On Aug 23, 2015
ElrayKhalifah:
've gotten

that thread is dead
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Sveen: 9:33pm On Aug 23, 2015
Reekado:
he wan cum dey bobo us… wan turn celeb in one nyte., all I need is just one sentence from Temmi007 for d weyrey undecided
I won't say I appreciate this word.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 9:33pm On Aug 23, 2015
khassy:

that thread is dead
i c
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 9:34pm On Aug 23, 2015
Sveen:
It's obvious and peculiar that you're oblivion to my level of quotient, dude I'm a sesquipedalian.

that's an archaic English

come up with good grammar bro

if the alpha team on grammar arrives

you'll be dead on arrival
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by IDGAF(m): 9:34pm On Aug 23, 2015
Ye,am back like I never left right? Sorry 4 fronting on u niggas!
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 9:35pm On Aug 23, 2015
HitGad:
the girl wey dey blow grammar for one e-war like dat.....she ll just crucify the nigga........buh na thesonofmark be the boss

you follow that sonofmark and unibenstudent beef... that guy na wickedness personified... come see finishing
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Sveen: 9:36pm On Aug 23, 2015
HitGad:
the girl wey dey blow grammar for one e-war like dat.....she ll just crucify the nigga........buh na thesonofmark be the boss
Thesonofmark is a homie, check out our convo with my formal moniker.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Reekado: 9:38pm On Aug 23, 2015
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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by HitGad(m): 9:38pm On Aug 23, 2015
khassy:


you follow that sonofmark and unibenstudent beef... that guy na wickedness personified... come see finishing
the guy na die.....
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Sveen: 9:39pm On Aug 23, 2015
khassy:


mehn I can't stop em from resting on em succulent cleavages of my thick bitches
Really, those stuffs that makes 2+2 becomes 22,i think I'll pass.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by yungmil2: 9:40pm On Aug 23, 2015
klarrychenko94:
Yungmilio, biogrammz and other punters here this guy should be you betting role model. Stop enriching Alabi and his friends.







During the Great Depression, there was a man who
walked into a bar one day. He went up to the
bartender and said, “Bartender, I’d like to buy the
house a round of drinks.”
The bartender said, “That’s fine, but we’re in the
middle of the Depression, so I’ll need to see some
money first.”
The guy pulled out a huge wad of notes and set
them on the bar. The bartender can’t believe what
he’s seeing. “Where did you get all that money?”
asked the bartender.
“I’m a professional gambler,” replied the man.
The bartender said, “There’s no such thing! I mean,
your odds are fifty-fifty at best, right?”
“Well, I only bet on sure things,” said the guy.
“Like what?” asked the bartender.
“Well, for example, I’ll bet you fifty dollars that I can
bite my right eye,” he said.
The bartender thought about it. “Okay,” he said.
So, the guy pulled out his false right eye and bit it.
“Aw, you screwed me,” said the bartender, and paid
the guy his $50.
“I’ll give you another chance. I’ll bet you another fifty
dollars that I can bite my left eye,” said the
stranger.
The bartender thought again and said, “Well, I
know you’re not blind, I mean, I watched you walk
in here. I’ll take that bet.” So, the guy pulled out his
false teeth and bit his left eye.
“Aw, you screwed me again!” protested the
bartender.
“That’s how I win so much money, bartender. I’ll just
take a bottle of your best scotch in lieu of the fifty
dollars,” said the man.
With that, the guy went to the back room and spent
the better part of the night playing cards with some
of the locals. After many hours of drinking and card
playing, he stumbled up to the bar. Drunk as a
skunk, he said, “Bartender, I’ll give you one last
chance. I’ll bet you five hundred dollars that I can
stand on this bar on one foot and piss into that
whisky bottle on that shelf behind you without
spilling a drop.”
The bartender once again pondered the bet. The guy
couldn’t even stand up straight on two feet, much
less one. “Okay, you’re on,” he said.
The guy climbed up on the bar, stood on one leg,
and began pissing all over the place. He hit the bar,
the bartender, himself, but not a drop made it into
the whisky bottle.
The bartender was ecstatic. Laughing, the bartender
said, “Hey pal, you owe me five hundred dollars!”
The guy climbed down off the bar and said, “That’s
okay. I just bet each of the guys in the card room a
thousand bucks each that I could piss all over you
and the bar and still make you laugh!”
haha
funny

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