RickRichards:
Burn box of unmentionables, cancel trip, talk it out; or slug it out!

MemphisDepay:
See jamb question ? If I tell you, what are you going to do about it?

emorse:
I'll give her some na. Then I'll send her an SMS a few minutes later. it'll read "Hi honey, hope you're not in the house yet? Please don't pass through any of the entrances cos I've laced them all with double strenght MAGUN. You can pass through any of the toilet windows though. They contain only single strength potions. Their effects should be minimal if u use triple condoms. Missing u already. Luv ya!"

TooNoisy:
I'll tell her, I am now tempted to marry a second wife so she had better move out!

Temptation is real!

chudidonas:
Why would you accept the condom from your wife in the 1st place. It becomes glaring that u cheat on her

searching4love:
[size=14pt]OBO AWON OBIRIN NAIRALAND FEE GAN.


OBO AWON OBIRIN NAIRALAND RUUN JU OKU AJA LOR [/size]

TooNoisy:
I'll tell her, I am now tempted to marry a second wife so she had better move out!

Temptation is real!

emusmith:
Hmm...

I suppose it's a Male condom.
So, will she now distribute CD to her bfs? Shouldn't they come with theirs?

Women hardly cheat joor! I'll give a smile and say, OK.

She did that out of her "confused" state of mind ATM. She is suspecting him, scared of telling him not to cheat and also wishing he wouldn't.

You know nothing bro!! Absolutely nothing!

Referring to the bolded.

favourmic:



you wicked o... if a man tell you that how would you feel be honest o

emorse:

I'd accept them, return them intact and score massive points in the fidelity test.

anumide:

no picture to buttress your point?

emorse:

Its called checkmate ma'am.

emorse:
I'll give her some na. Then I'll send her an SMS a few minutes later. it'll read "Hi honey, hope you're not in the house yet? Please don't pass through any of the entrances cos I've laced them all with double strenght MAGUN. You can pass through any of the toilet windows though. They contain only single strength potions. Their effects should be minimal if u use triple condoms. Missing u already. Luv ya!"

searching4love:

SHEY OBO IWOR FEE NI SHEY OBO IWOR NRUN NI??

revcollection09:
hi

Ontarget:

Does returning the condoms intact mean you never cheated? Can't you buy your own condoms and return the ones your wife gave you like nothing happened? That's a cheap decision.

MRBrownJ:
i'll flip the script on her and tell her:"you insulted/disrespected me once by handing over these BS condoms, and i kept my cool about your nonsense... and now you have the audacity to insult/disrespect me a 2nd time by asking/telling me that you need some of these condoms for your conniving cheating self?! who the fukc are you and why dont you instead go pack your shiit and get the hell out of my life?"

emorse:

I'd accept them, return them intact and score massive points in the fidelity test.

MRBrownJ:
i'll flip the script on her and tell her:"you insulted/disrespected me once by handing over these BS condoms, and i kept my cool about your nonsense... and now you have the audacity to insult/disrespect me a 2nd time by asking/telling me that you need some of these condoms for your conniving cheating self?! who the fukc are you and why dont you instead go pack your shiit and get the hell out of my life?"

freecocoa:
Story, will only work if you married a woman scared of you.

Like you wouldn't get angry or say anything, if you were innocent the moment she gave it to you, oh!please.