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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Yungmilio2(m): 11:15am On Aug 25, 2015
Reekado:
I see you pretty.. come on here more, dont let no uninvited take your place… BTW youre not bad looking, what department you opting for pretty?
you better go dey pray - make ur admission dey secured
no be ur time to flirt man
l
nah we get flexing now

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Temmi001: 11:16am On Aug 25, 2015
Divadeola:
yes..u?
An Engineering student. Prepare to be a lil bit rugged.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 11:16am On Aug 25, 2015
dpacificheraclx:
man! I'm like that too, jxt like Chivita fruit juice . . , any bae I hang wit mxt be 100% thick or nothing.

somebody give this nigga one orijin

you on point man coolcoolcool

#ThickOrNothing
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Yungmilio2(m): 11:18am On Aug 25, 2015
IDGAF:

Lmao!!! Compadre,u made me laff real hard.Anyway,tanks 4 d compliment.Am a music producer+formally a rapper.
are u a pro in music production?
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Divadeola(f): 11:19am On Aug 25, 2015
GideonG:
Some of the ladies are recurperating after the exams, I guess they are on their way bouncing back. Between you look absolutely stunning milky fresh, ever looked yourself in the mirror and imagine how tempting your lips are? Damn God blessed you with a sweeet lips.
undecided.....my lipz?.....10x thou lipsrsealed
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by LEGITLAYO: 11:19am On Aug 25, 2015
haywhy911:
thiz guy has got ma jaw dropping everytime. Whatta classy retort! Where do you get all this punchlines from?
he's a musician / producer grin
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 11:20am On Aug 25, 2015
Yungmilio2:

you better go dey pray - make ur admission dey secured
no be ur time to flirt man
l
nah we get flexing now

tell the guy oooo


last year I no follow una drag Bae this year some pipu are just trynna drag em with us


we d watsh una with two eyes opened
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Reekado: 11:20am On Aug 25, 2015
Venus007:
Stop quoting me nah. Haba!
Lmao!… what u feeling like.. Miss World?… lmao
Matter of fact I dont think youre anywhere near okay in d looks\size department, We dont eat MAKE-UP poo here.. it aint Cakeundecided

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Temmi001: 11:21am On Aug 25, 2015
I'ld be dropping an eye-opening article later in the day. I'm in class now. Stay put guys.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by LEGITLAYO: 11:24am On Aug 25, 2015
quietly observing cool.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Reekado: 11:27am On Aug 25, 2015
Temmi001:
I'ld be dropping an eye-opening article later in the day. I'm in class now. Stay put guys.
Je adore cette dame elle est une perle rare.I espère vous voir un jour Temmi wink
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by dpacificheraclx(m): 11:28am On Aug 25, 2015
khassy:

somebody give this nigga one orijin
you on point man coolcoolcool
#ThickOrNothing
tht's the way oO
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by dharay99: 11:29am On Aug 25, 2015
TheSonOfMark:
Reading your piss-poor unintelligently-strung words, you came across as a junkie high on hallucination-inducing steroidal supplements.

If you're ever going to get your turn before KingSLAY, you'd have to unlearn your semi-literate imitations from low-budget ganster movies and learn to spell words and punctuate correctly.

I bet in an I.Q test with a laboratory mouse you'd come second.

Dissecting your weak psyche with scathing invectives of the Anglo lingua would sure be for sport. You want an encore? The Hades await you.♦
ooh mehn,
i fucckinq missd ds.

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by IDGAF(m): 11:30am On Aug 25, 2015
Yungmilio2:

are u a pro in music production?
Am I a pro? Let me see




Vector tha viper,twitted at me 2 make a beat for him.So,maybe I am.Thing is,I don't brag,I let my work speak.So I can't answer that.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by dharay99: 11:32am On Aug 25, 2015
TheSonOfMark:
Quite revealing. You can't articulate your sentences correctly even when your reputation depends on it because you are a semi-literate mutant Rhesus monkey.

I look cool and clean 'cause I neither smoke nor drink - I am straightedge/teetotal- while you book monthly sessions with pseudo-physicians to help salvage your chronic liver cirrhosis.

I understand you never met your progenitors 'cause you are such a dimwitted freak of nature dumped in a trash at Surulere.

Simpleton-esque meningitis-riddled ramshackle-dwelling odoriferous raccoon!♦

wwhaaaataaaaffuucckkk.!! shocked
easy on 'em kingsley, hmm.,here aint
d'place for ds.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by GideonG(m): 11:33am On Aug 25, 2015
Divadeola:

undecided.....my lipz?.....10x thou lipsrsealed
You are welcome swidy, and don't forget u can always count on me if u hav a probs wit engineering drawing, that's gonna be in ur second year though. I love it and they are my favourites. Engine drawing aint easy, but just hav d mindset of embrasing it affectionately, it will come pretty easy and fascinating. Too bad I'm not yet there cos I think nothing gives me joy like Computer programming, but I'll always miss engineering though! Special shout out to all engineering students in the building!!! One love.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 11:34am On Aug 25, 2015
IDGAF:

Am I a pro? Let me see




Vector tha viper,twitted at me 2 make a beat for him.So,maybe I am.Thing is,I don't brag,I let my work speak.So I can't answer that.

what a way not to brag
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Reekado: 11:35am On Aug 25, 2015
GideonG:
You are welcome swidy, and don't forget u can always count on me if u hav a probs wit engineering drawing, that's gonna be in ur second year though. I love it and they are my favourites. Engine drawing aint easy, but just hav d mindset of embrasing it affectionately, it will come pretty easy and fascinating. Too bad I'm not yet there cos I think nothing gives me joy like Computer programming, but I'll always miss engineering though! Special shout out to all engineering students in the building!!! One love.
Shiiit.. Not even ONE BAR… PUNCHLINES FAR FROM U DAWG! undecided
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by dpacificheraclx(m): 11:36am On Aug 25, 2015
Reekado:
Lmao!… what u feeling like.. Miss World?… lmao
Matter of fact I dont think youre anywhere near okay in d looks\size department, We dont eat MAKE-UP poo here.. it aint Cakeundecided
Hehehe.... I can't mouth enough laugh myself. . . Yo jxt broke this bae's spinal cord, i dnt think she's gonna mke a come bck aftr this

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by GideonG(m): 11:37am On Aug 25, 2015
Reekado:
Damn Giddi, now you really makin me think youre 2faceundecided
Nope! That will be impersonation, they actually called me Double G. Yeah that's the name everybody knows me with. The incredible precious Double G!
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Reekado: 11:37am On Aug 25, 2015
IDGAF:

Am I a pro? Let me see




Vector tha viper,twitted at me 2 make a beat for him.So,maybe I am.Thing is,I don't brag,I let my work speak.So I can't answer that.
Woow!.. Humility at its Peakundecided… .Pray we all Get in tho, I see alotta HipHop heads like myself already damn… we gonn Turn that school alllll tha wayyy UP! grin
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Temmi001: 11:40am On Aug 25, 2015
GideonG:
You are welcome swidy, and don't forget u can always count on me if u hav a probs wit engineering drawing, that's gonna be in ur second year though. I love it and they are my favourites. Engine drawing aint easy, but just hav d mindset of embrasing it affectionately, it will come pretty easy and fascinating. Too bad I'm not yet there cos I think nothing gives me joy like Computer programming, but I'll always miss engineering though! Special shout out to all engineering students in the building!!! One love.
never had interest until I came across 'coding' and Engr'g graphics. So far sir, what languages have you delved into? Are you a software developer, an application designer, or easily put, a web designer?
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by IDGAF(m): 11:41am On Aug 25, 2015
Venus007:
Thank u.... He seems like a cool guy sha. grin
For ur mind!!! Anyway,since u've written it,best of luck on ur admission.

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Temmi001: 11:47am On Aug 25, 2015
Reekado:
Je adore cette dame elle est une perle rare.I espère vous voir un jour Temmi wink
But yo know so well you're yet to teach me French. Why then get me discombobulated?
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Reekado: 11:51am On Aug 25, 2015
Temmi001:
But yo know so well you're yet to teach me French. Why then get me discombobulated?
Lool, I havent forgetten that miss.Resumption is just weeks away. Hope youre good wink
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Divadeola(f): 11:52am On Aug 25, 2015
wow...cool...u re a darlin kiss
GideonG:
You are welcome swidy, and don't forget u can always count on me if u hav a probs wit engineering drawing, that's gonna be in ur second year though. I love it and they are my favourites. Engine drawing aint easy, but just hav d mindset of embrasing it affectionately, it will come pretty easy and fascinating. Too bad I'm not yet there cos I think nothing gives me joy like Computer programming, but I'll always miss engineering though! Special shout out to all engineering students in the building!!! One love.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by IDGAF(m): 11:53am On Aug 25, 2015
GideonG:
Nope! That will be impersonation, they actually called me Double G. Yeah that's the name everybody knows me with. The incredible precious Double G!
Waoh bro! Am also a programmer.What Languages can u code in?
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Reekado: 11:54am On Aug 25, 2015
If youre in 2016\2017 reading this now… Trust me… This was THE BEST THREAD EVER! wink

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 11:57am On Aug 25, 2015
IDGAF:

Lmao!!! Compadre,u made me laff real hard.Anyway,tanks 4 d compliment.Am a music producer+formally a rapper.
wow...
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Reekado: 11:58am On Aug 25, 2015
IDGAF:

Lmao!!! Compadre,u made me laff real hard.Anyway,tanks 4 d compliment.Am a music producer+formally a rapper.
SKIIBII… is that you? grin
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by IDGAF(m): 11:58am On Aug 25, 2015
mrtopeqs:


what a way not to brag
Bro,what better way wud I av put it? That am not a pro? Is that what u want 2 hear?
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by GideonG(m): 12:01pm On Aug 25, 2015
Temmi001:
never had interest until I came across 'coding' and Engr'g graphics. So far sir, what languages have you delved into? Are you a software developer, an application designer, or easily put, a web designer?
I have two android apps on the google play store and some couple of unpublished apps in the making, I use Java programming language to develop Android apps, and My darling Python programming language to develop web applications using web2py python frameworks, though I think I will try my hands in Django python framework. My favourite languages are Java and Python but PHP was my 1st ever language, I learnt programming in PHP but no longer does it, I've moved on. Forget HTML, CSS and Javascripts these are very necessary technologies that are not programming languages but are like ABCD of the ish! Com'on I like likeminds like you, what are you tranna study in the most competitive Uni in Africa? Or are u a starlite? I think my category is to be called an application developer.

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