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Re: Types Of People In An Off-Campus Hostel by Nobody: 5:42pm On Aug 25, 2015 |
I like number one and two.... |
Re: Types Of People In An Off-Campus Hostel by kenoz(m): 5:42pm On Aug 25, 2015 |
Re: Types Of People In An Off-Campus Hostel by Nobody: 5:42pm On Aug 25, 2015 |
1, The DJs..nah them dey always loud their speakers with different gbedu... 2, The borrowers, they always knock at your door for cold water, garri, screw driver, blender , nokia charger 2 Likes |
Re: Types Of People In An Off-Campus Hostel by Angelou(m): 5:42pm On Aug 25, 2015 |
ilobasama:like one who claimed his dad owns millions of naira before he died.. But he (son) ended up selling pap for 3 years in kano 2 Likes |
Re: Types Of People In An Off-Campus Hostel by Nobody: 5:43pm On Aug 25, 2015 |
DropShot:i Waka well |
Re: Types Of People In An Off-Campus Hostel by juliusjulius: 5:44pm On Aug 25, 2015 |
Lol! You are very correct. |
Re: Types Of People In An Off-Campus Hostel by fabem(m): 5:46pm On Aug 25, 2015 |
Number 6 is what i did back then when i was school. I really enjoy living off campus. Eating at sister blessing place in the morning, sister mary in the afternoon, sis chioma in night. Also many of them are friends with benefit. I know God has forgiven me. #lol fabem 1 Like |
Re: Types Of People In An Off-Campus Hostel by AJ01(m): 5:47pm On Aug 25, 2015 |
ladyF: |
Re: Types Of People In An Off-Campus Hostel by Nobody: 5:47pm On Aug 25, 2015 |
Angelou:Inability to approach Ladies has nothing to do with Faith I Guess it's innate |
Re: Types Of People In An Off-Campus Hostel by Nobody: 5:49pm On Aug 25, 2015 |
6. The Playboys These people don't have friends of the same gender at all; except, of course, their fellow playboys. They come into the hostel with different varieties of babes. Please don't even try telling me they all come around for Chemistry Tutorial! Tall,short, fat, chubby, skinny, midgets, dwarfs, hookers and even innocent Deeper life girls that want to preach their usual gospel to them. Oh well, enough said. Lol... |
Re: Types Of People In An Off-Campus Hostel by enitey(f): 5:50pm On Aug 25, 2015 |
babyfaceafrica: Lol |
Re: Types Of People In An Off-Campus Hostel by Angelou(m): 5:50pm On Aug 25, 2015 |
starlingslimnet:thats the only point he uses whenever we question his religous piety. He always says: i no dey fornicate lyk una |
Re: Types Of People In An Off-Campus Hostel by enitey(f): 5:51pm On Aug 25, 2015 |
The last four lines of number two got me laughing |
Re: Types Of People In An Off-Campus Hostel by misspicy(f): 5:52pm On Aug 25, 2015 |
The thieves...gosh living with a thief is so annoying,you will even have to hide your pants and bra....wardrobe always under lock and key |
Re: Types Of People In An Off-Campus Hostel by chomytex(f): 5:52pm On Aug 25, 2015 |
*yawns* abeg who get small pin charger? |
Re: Types Of People In An Off-Campus Hostel by lanreokoro(m): 5:52pm On Aug 25, 2015 |
DropShot:. That's how I survived then... |
Re: Types Of People In An Off-Campus Hostel by Nobody: 5:55pm On Aug 25, 2015 |
Angelou:now this is funny and dumb at the same time |
Re: Types Of People In An Off-Campus Hostel by bqlekan(m): 5:56pm On Aug 25, 2015 |
You forgot the footballers.. they are the early risers.. 5am, they are on the road, you see them on the pitch when you are going for your lectures, they scatter their apartments with soccer kits, you don't get to meet them at home on Saturdays and Sundays mornings.. and yes, they travel a lot. Going for NUGA, WAUG etc They are also predators.. they eat like horse.. Thank God I no dey this category 2 Likes |
Re: Types Of People In An Off-Campus Hostel by Olsoo(m): 5:58pm On Aug 25, 2015 |
Rilwayne001: Oya tell us where you belong then |
Re: Types Of People In An Off-Campus Hostel by oluwadanie1(m): 6:00pm On Aug 25, 2015 |
Olsoo:op didn't tell us where he belongs |
Re: Types Of People In An Off-Campus Hostel by pharmagba: 6:03pm On Aug 25, 2015 |
kevinberry:No 7 THE COUPLES Why is every body missing out this group Infact they should be ranked No 1 in off-campus. The couples is a male and a female cohabiting off campus like husband and wife. They do everything husband and wife does maybe except rearing of children. The contribute monthly allowaee for house upkeep and support each other in every way. 1 Like |
Re: Types Of People In An Off-Campus Hostel by killzone(m): 6:04pm On Aug 25, 2015 |
-Those ones who u see with different girls entering their room every day. -those ones who immediately you finish cooking,they are already at ur door knocing with spoon and plate. -those ones that knock at your door immediately u on your generator already with their chargers. -those ones that believe they own the compound behave anyhow they like -those ones with their annoying loudspeaker What am I missing 2 Likes |
Re: Types Of People In An Off-Campus Hostel by llaykorn: 6:05pm On Aug 25, 2015 |
cee001: Thanks bro! 2 Likes |
Re: Types Of People In An Off-Campus Hostel by antonioculprito(m): 6:06pm On Aug 25, 2015 |
The baggers and apaches |
Re: Types Of People In An Off-Campus Hostel by jaybee104(m): 6:07pm On Aug 25, 2015 |
Mcowubaba: e be like say u dey smoke weed too.. weed just full ur talks ewww |
Re: Types Of People In An Off-Campus Hostel by Mcowubaba: 6:09pm On Aug 25, 2015 |
jaybee104:I don't smoke Cigarette..I don't smoke weed!!! I don't like it... Tried them b4, it wasn't cool..I vehemently Stopped.. |
Re: Types Of People In An Off-Campus Hostel by Nakuza(m): 6:10pm On Aug 25, 2015 |
What a reminiscence? I proudly belong to category one. |
Re: Types Of People In An Off-Campus Hostel by Nakuza(m): 6:14pm On Aug 25, 2015 |
What a reminiscence? I belong to category one. |
Re: Types Of People In An Off-Campus Hostel by passionate88: 6:14pm On Aug 25, 2015 |
proudly No. 2 1 Like |
Re: Types Of People In An Off-Campus Hostel by tosyne2much(m): 6:20pm On Aug 25, 2015 |
Haahahaha Why am I just getting see this ? I stay off campus and this write-up is so true OP, I throway salute ooooo Brilliantly written article 1 Like |
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