Yungmilio2:

nah work i dey scout for - ahbi no be work u dey scout for ni

gentleman100:
although, it's good to aim high, but not everybody can own a company, there are other gates behind bill gates, mikes behind adenuga, alikos behind dangote. if everybody wants to be as ambitious,rich and famous as them, who will become policemen, soldiers, who will work in government sectors?. Life is all about choice, even in heavenly places, angels have ranks.

haryormeekun:
all iz well,that statement reminds me of 3 idiots.Don't worry,by this time next year we'll be the ones telling the aspirants to keep calm

Iamshakur:
I don't know if this is the right thread for this but I don't know where else to go. Does anyone know how or when to apply for private hostel in Unilorin. I don't remember it being the public knowledge last session, when I failed to get the LAGOS hostel I asked around and I was told that I came late. Any info that you provide would help, I really don't last session to repeat itself. Thanks.

buccal:
aspiring for an environmental course too...

Yusluv2014:
Good evening to everyone.. a big kudos to all d stalites answering aspirants questions.. Any aspirant of Accounting and Finance should quote me whenever dey want to ask questions pertaining to the departments.

rkarang:


I guess you'll have to visit the hostel of your choice and book before school resumes as it's also competitive... Though it's expensive, its level of competitiveness is akin to that of Male Lagos Hostel. It's done manually

I remember this moniker in last year thread. How's holz?

GideonG:
Yes, yes pretty sexy mama, admission is urs for the taking! To score above 70% no be beans, dat na A anywhere even for waec. So imagine sey na 70 u go dey blast 4 100level ur Gp go high like ur highness, your majesty!

Iamshakur:



I will make a quick trip to Ilorin before this week runs out then. Delay is dangerous. You really have a good memory Baba, I didn't contribute much in the last year's thread but you still remember me kudos. Holiday has been good. what about you, are you enjoying the time away from the school?

IDGAF:

If I told u I read a single thing aside from the end u wud think am lying.It wud be the worst downgrade to my personality to spill words with you.When I said u were invisible and insignificant 2 me.You thought I was joking!!!What's Moronic algae? Is that a curse? Am I supposed 2 feel bad afta seing that? Sonofmark is who you are licking his hairy balls 2 be like.Let him come talk 2 me.you are just speaking big words 4 nothing with no iota of humour.I don't want u 2 av emotional breakdown.Just call ur mentor.Av mentioned the chicken sh*t hoping he wud come.And 4 ur info,nobody worships me here.Am lyk everyone else.It's you,trying 2 impress ur mentor who u Frenchkiss his d*ck daily.

rkarang:


Hmmm... Sure! I'm certainly enjoying my holz. Even though; I'm just planning to start what I intend to use my holz for, it's still a worthwhile experience.

Iamshakur:

It's better to start late than not start at all. I'm trying to make the best out of this holiday as well. I'm, in Engineering and there won't be long semester break for me this coming session.

rkarang:
And the hungriest man on the planet enters the bustle city of Ilorin

His hungry face is not inviting

He alights at General

Faces Challenge

Admires the pretty faces around

Loses his state of euphoria...

A wave of how to survive rings in his excited head

He ruefully shakes his suddenly worried head

He sure knows what he's about to face

He sighs & says: this very month will be rugged for me

Then he smiles, even though he wonders why

After all, life is not a bed of roses

Apparently, he remembers Rihanna's track-- Just Be Happy

To be a fresh student at a serene and tranquil campus of UNILORIN is what he wants

He holds his fist like that of a boxer

That's about to punch

And says slowly but excitedly: UNILORIN here I am


Rkarang goes to UNILORIN

Dygeasy:
See our future undergraduates and eventual graduates typing like imbeciles and trying to form badass gangsters on an educational thread.

Find your way to the rap section if you want to diss or beef or deliver punchlines. I personally don't feel entertained at all.

haywhy911:
John Silk, a fourth year
anesthesiology resident
at State Medical
Hospital in New York,
will now have his name
immortalized in the
annals of technological
achievement with
greats such as Bill
Gates, Steve Jobs, and
Al Gore, by becoming
the first person in
history to have seen
and read every website
on the internet, over
600 million pages.
Guys are breaking records o

rkarang:



One of my posts from last year thread... As I reminisce about the moment I spent on Nairaland last year.

My pray is that may all aspirants here have reasons to share their success story about their admission processes.


Do have a nice day ahead

GideonG:
I was told that 30k passed but that's not our biz, our biz is admission, omo na admission sure pass.

Iamshakur:

It's better to start late than not start at all. I'm trying to make the best out of this holiday as well. I'm, in Engineering and there won't be long semester break for me this coming session.

GideonG:
Omo no be small brutality.

GideonG:

I don't wanna break that kind of record, I wanna do some noteworthy in a specialized field not skimming through millions of sites, that's absurd.

haywhy911:
exactly, some people just wanna break any kindaf record.just like the nigerian woman in 2006 who broke the world record for longest non-stop dancing(53hourz and 40+minutes)... Isnt it ridiculous?

rkarang:



One of my posts from last year thread... As I reminisce about the moment I spent on Nairaland last year.

My pray is that may all aspirants here have reasons to share their success story about their admission processes.


Do have a nice day ahead

dharay99:

Lmfaoooo.!!!
In d middle of d nyt when sensible creatures
are resting dia heads, dats when ds dunce
saturated Nincompoop sneaks out to rain whack
lines on his depleted mo'fuçkinq destiny.
U so scared & ashamed u chose to reply wen
odaz ain't around.

My mentor? Lol, u wish...wah will u
call d rest of my goons if i bring dem here.
My gods huh.? I've told u, u are plainly
Jez too daft.
U only read d last line & yt u saw d "worship"
aspect? Fooool, daht already shows u read all.
Imbecilic niqqur, u are jez too weak for
me.

I'm yet to throw u punches & u running on & off
like a low-life ass-lickinq manipulated píg
jez to reply me, dude don't lemme slap ur dad's stupidity into ur fuçkinq bedraggled worn-out
life.
I'm warning u kid.