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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 9:09am On Aug 26, 2015
mrtopeqs:

that's kaffy right.... popularity by any means
yeah,Kaffy.thenks.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by IDGAF(m): 9:13am On Aug 26, 2015
dharay99:


Lmfaoooo.!!!
In d middle of d nyt when sensible creatures
are resting dia heads, dats when ds dunce
saturated Nincompoop sneaks out to rain whack
lines on his depleted mo'fuçkinq destiny.
U so scared & ashamed u chose to reply wen
odaz ain't around.


My mentor? Lol, u wish...wah will u
call d rest of my goons if i bring dem here.
My gods huh.? I've told u, u are plainly
Jez too daft.
U only read d last line & yt u saw d "worship"
aspect? Fooool, daht already shows u read all.
Imbecilic niqqur, u are jez too weak for
me.


I'm yet to throw u punches & u running on & off
like a low-life ass-lickinq manipulated píg
jez to reply me, dude don't lemme slap ur dad's stupidity into ur fuçkinq bedraggled worn-out
life.
I'm warning u kid.
Saturated nincompoop? Am I suppose 2 feel bad reading that or laff? It seems u really don't know me huh?You better come harder x100 of that 2 finally get my attention.Just letting u know,I wunt throw an iota of insult at u,unless ur mentor trains u harder.Your words are just 2 soft 4 my liking just lyk ur mentor.

How do I know he's ur mentor? U write in thesame color as him(which u weren't doing b4).You try so hard 2 speak his 1890 complicated English,when lyf is becoming simpler by the day.And finally u suck his balls a lot(Sing his praise).

Finally,don't be daft!!! In an afterlife u still wudn't be shit 2 me,so why wud I be scared of u huh? I told u ytday I work.I come back home 11:30pm.I can sacrifice my time on ur mentor,not you.I have told you 2 call him,av mentioned the hairy balls nigga 2 come,what more can I do?

If u can't call him 2 assist u,this is the last I wud reply u.Don't mention me again.I am 2 busy at work while u r home jerking off 2 an 11yr old girl's picture.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by dharay99: 9:14am On Aug 26, 2015
haryormeekun:
he doesn't reply during the day because he has work to do and please when you're replying add a little bit of humour to it so as to entertain people who are jobless like i am.Abeg don't turn to me o,i can't fight,both physical and e-fights,biko,ejo,please.
Bi†ch pls shut the fuçk up
& buzz off into d gutter cus ionno u.

U can keep lickinq d dog's ass like u are known for
buh plz n plz, fuçk off me.
#whòre-like ßitch.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by GideonG(m): 9:16am On Aug 26, 2015
IDGAF:

Read ur post ytday where u said HTML,CSS,PHP,Javascript are not programming Languages,that they are the ABC's of............

Bro,so is it python that is a prog language? Don't say that.You are passing a wrong msg.Am sure ur point is those languages are 2 easy 4 u.

Anyway,It all depends on what u what 2 achieve or specify into,HTML,CSS,PHP,Javascript/Jquery.They are the programming languages of the web,if that's not ur area,it's someone else's.It's mine btw.

C,C++,Python,Java etc.These are 4 apps and games.

There are over a hundred programming languages,all 4 various fields.The fact that it's not urs,and it's not as complicated as urs,does not mean it's not a Language.

I av been making dynamic web pages 4 over a year now,this is where I make my money from.

Though I applaud the fact that u are into a gud field that experiences a great boom in terms of money.Keep the hardwork up.
Thanks bro I appreciate, but in all sincerity I mean it, those are not programming languages, the only one close to that is javascript and I didn't say PHP is not a programming language, PHP is a full stack language. HTML, and CSS are just client side scripting technologies. I too have been using them for close to a decade as a matter of fact I am more of a front end programmer the only thing is I don't do graphics. But you can't do web development without them. I can't call them programming languages because they can program stuffs for me. Any HTML5 is amazing may be you are talking from that point of view but hey, computer programming languages are languages for real!

Programming languages: PHP, Python, Ruby, Java, C++, C#, ASP, ASP.NET, C, GO, SCALAR etc

Scripting technologies: HTML, CSS and Javascript but javascript can be used to develop any program because it's wide and can be called a programming language ( sometimes) while jQuery is just a frame work of javascript or better still, call it javascript library. I'm really impress wit ur skills in building websites that's absolute brilliant!
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 9:19am On Aug 26, 2015
klexycole(m), duke59(m), Bridget001, haryormeekun(f), FireVexen(m), haywhy911(m), lhorla (f), Alhasan1, HitGad(m), mrtopeqs (m), jammyjay02 and 1 guest(s) make una stop IDGAF n dharay99 from dissing each other. Haryormeekun,d guy don even join u 4 their fight
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by GideonG(m): 9:21am On Aug 26, 2015
Dygeasy:
See our future undergraduates and eventual graduates typing like imbeciles and trying to form badass gangsters on an educational thread.

Find your way to the rap section if you want to diss or beef or deliver punchlines. I personally don't feel entertained at all. lipsrsealed

Lol
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Alhasan1(m): 9:21am On Aug 26, 2015
Iamshakur:



I will make a quick trip to Ilorin before this week runs out then. Delay is dangerous. You really have a good memory Baba, I didn't contribute much in the last year's thread but you still remember me kudos. Holiday has been good. what about you, are you enjoying the time away from the school?
. It is allocated during d holiday. Try to go there this week. Most of the occupants don't even submit the keys before going on holiday in order to be easy for them to get it back. You know they just pay into the account provided for them as regards the fees. Good luck!

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haryormeekun(f): 9:22am On Aug 26, 2015
dharay99:

Bi†ch pls shut the fuçk up
& buzz off into d gutter cus ionno u.

U can keep lickinq d dog's ass like u are known for
buh plz n plz, fuçk off me.
#whòre-like ßitch.
lmao,fight dey hungry you.as i told you before i can't fight.have a blessed day my dear brother,peace unto you
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by buccal(m): 9:23am On Aug 26, 2015
mrtopeqs:


what department
surveying nd geo-informatics..hw ws ur PJ?
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by GideonG(m): 9:23am On Aug 26, 2015
rkarang:



One of my posts from last year thread... As I reminisce about the moment I spent on Nairaland last year.

My pray is that may all aspirants here have reasons to share their success story about their admission processes.


Do have a nice day ahead wink

Wow! Absolutely superb.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 9:23am On Aug 26, 2015
GideonG:
Thanks bro I appreciate, but in all sincerity I mean it, those are not programming languages, the only one close to that is javascript and I didn't say PHP is not a programming language, PHP is a full stack language. HTML, and CSS are just client side scripting technologies. I too have been using them for close to a decade as a matter of fact I am more of a front end programmer the only thing is I don't do graphics. But you can't do web development without them. I can't call them programming languages because they can program stuffs for me. Any HTML5 is amazing may be you are talking from that point of view but hey, computer programming languages are languages for real!

Programming languages: PHP, Python, Ruby, Java, C++, C#, ASP, ASP.NET, C, GO, SCALAR etc

Scripting technologies: HTML, CSS and Javascript but javascript can be used to develop any program because it's wide and can be called a programming language ( sometimes) while jQuery is just a frame work of javascript or better still, call it javascript library. I'm really impress wit ur skills in building websites that's absolute brilliant!

what's with all this programming languages abeg, softly oh, the only languages I know are English, Yoruba, little Arabic and pidgin, if that's a language, so please try to consider the novices here oh

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 9:25am On Aug 26, 2015
haryormeekun:
lmao,fight dey hungry you.as i told you before i can't fight.have a blessed day my dear brother,peace unto you
oh dear. This reply is similar to the reply Jega gave Orubebe. So peaceful
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 9:27am On Aug 26, 2015
buccal:
surveying nd geo-informatics..hw ws ur PJ?

not bad, but I'm d e.....just following this thread cos the d e one is dry and this is fly
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by IDGAF(m): 9:27am On Aug 26, 2015
haywhy911:
klexycole(m),
duke59(m),
Bridget001,
haryormeekun(f),
FireVexen(m),
haywhy911(m), lhorla
(f), Alhasan1,
HitGad(m), mrtopeqs
(m), jammyjay02 and 1
guest(s) make una stop IDGAF n dharay99 from dissing each other.
Haryormeekun,d guy don even join u 4 their fight
Bro! Ahan! Why say diss.I can't diss that boy.You think he's on my level?

Anyway,thanks 4 the concern.Like I said ytday.I don't cause trouble unecessarily.That midget's d*ck came here with the intention of causing trouble.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by GideonG(m): 9:28am On Aug 26, 2015
haywhy911:
exactly, some people just wanna break any kindaf record.just like the nigerian woman in 2006 who broke the world record for longest non-stop dancing(53hourz and 40+minutes)... Isnt it ridiculous?
Yes, it is!
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by dharay99: 9:28am On Aug 26, 2015
IDGAF:

Saturated nincompoop? Am I suppose 2 feel bad reading that or laff? It seems u really don't know me huh?You better come harder x100 of that 2 finally get my attention.Just letting u know,I wunt throw an iota of insult at u,unless ur mentor trains u harder.Your words are just 2 soft 4 my liking just lyk ur mentor.

How do I know he's ur mentor? U write in thesame color as him(which u weren't doing b4).You try so hard 2 speak his 1890 complicated English,when lyf is becoming simpler by the day.And finally u suck his balls a lot(Sing his praise).

Finally,don't be daft!!! In an afterlife u still wudn't be shit 2 me,so why wud I be scared of u huh? I told u ytday I work.I come back home 11:30pm.I can sacrifice my time on ur mentor,not you.I have told you 2 call him,av mentioned the hairy balls nigga 2 come,what more can I do?

If u can't call him 2 assist u,this is the last I wud reply u.Don't mention me again.I am 2 busy at work while u r home jerking off 2 an 11yr old girl's picture.

hahahahahaha, d utmost cry of a pained & wounded buffalo.
U so fuçkinq blind u couldn't diff btw red & blue.
No wanda Kingsley ignored ur filthy ass.
U rilli messinq wid wrong guy here and i
seriously hope u don't back out.


I frustrated yhu to d extent
yhu givinq me d tymtable of when u go
do ur truckpushinq bizness u call work. grin
No wanda u rarely av tym 4ur outdated life.


i was thinking u had better lines
to show me since ur d self-acclaimed god of ds
slow dullinq thread.
& for ur info, I also goto work, if ur truck-pushinq
work is making u get more stupíd & foolish, come to me_
& I myt help u out cus my monthly pay is
enuff to treat ur mum's cardiac arrest in a day,
#but-lickinq imbeçile.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 9:29am On Aug 26, 2015
haywhy911:
oh dear. This reply is similar to the reply Jega gave Orubebe. So peaceful

haryormeekun :
lmao,fight dey hungry you.as i told you before i can't fight.have a blessed day my dear brother,peace unto you
oh dear.

on point noni
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 9:31am On Aug 26, 2015
IDGAF:

Bro! Ahan! Why say diss.I can't diss that boy.You think he's on my level?

Anyway,thanks 4 the concern.Like I said ytday.I don't cause trouble unecessarily.That midget's d*ck came here with the intention of causing trouble.
you welcome. U knw say me dey feel u. Please dnt reply him again

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by buccal(m): 9:31am On Aug 26, 2015
mrtopeqs:


not bad, but I'm d e.....just following this thread cos the d e one is dry and this is fly
lol...m D.E too..
iono why the O.P of tha thread opened it.the place just silent like grave yard
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Temmi001: 9:31am On Aug 26, 2015
GideonG:

That's brilliant! We kind of think a like.
hmmmmmm...It's just a common way programmers do think. Have you watched this movie titled, ''Silicon Valley,'' and another one tagged ''the social Network?''
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by IDGAF(m): 9:32am On Aug 26, 2015
GideonG:
Thanks bro I appreciate, but in all sincerity I mean it, those are not programming languages, the only one close to that is javascript and I didn't say PHP is not a programming language, PHP is a full stack language. HTML, and CSS are just client side scripting technologies. I too have been using them for close to a decade as a matter of fact I am more of a front end programmer the only thing is I don't do graphics. But you can't do web development without them. I can't call them programming languages because they can program stuffs for me. Any HTML5 is amazing may be you are talking from that point of view but hey, computer programming languages are languages for real!

Programming languages: PHP, Python, Ruby, Java, C++, C#, ASP, ASP.NET, C, GO, SCALAR etc

Scripting technologies: HTML, CSS and Javascript but javascript can be used to develop any program because it's wide and can be called a programming language ( sometimes) while jQuery is just a frame work of javascript or better still, call it javascript library. I'm really impress wit ur skills in building websites that's absolute brilliant!
You are still moving out of point.Wish I had enough time 4 this discussion.Got 2 go now.Pls take care.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by dharay99: 9:32am On Aug 26, 2015
haryormeekun:
lmao,fight dey hungry you.as i told you before i can't fight.have a blessed day my dear brother,peace unto you
better daht way,
Now swerve fishmonger!.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by GideonG(m): 9:32am On Aug 26, 2015
IDGAF:

Saturated nincompoop? Am I suppose 2 feel bad reading that or laff? It seems u really don't know me huh?You better come harder x100 of that 2 finally get my attention.Just letting u know,I wunt throw an iota of insult at u,unless ur mentor trains u harder.Your words are just 2 soft 4 my liking just lyk ur mentor.

How do I know he's ur mentor? U write in thesame color as him(which u weren't doing b4).You try so hard 2 speak his 1890 complicated English,when lyf is becoming simpler by the day.And finally u suck his balls a lot(Sing his praise).

Finally,don't be daft!!! In an afterlife u still wudn't be shit 2 me,so why wud I be scared of u huh? I told u ytday I work.I come back home 11:30pm.I can sacrifice my time on ur mentor,not you.I have told you 2 call him,av mentioned the hairy balls nigga 2 come,what more can I do?

If u can't call him 2 assist u,this is the last I wud reply u.Don't mention me again.I am 2 busy at work while u r home jerking off 2 an 11yr old girl's picture.
Damn! This is fierce!!!
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by dharay99: 9:37am On Aug 26, 2015
haywhy911:
klexycole(m),
duke59(m),
Bridget001,
haryormeekun(f),
FireVexen(m),
haywhy911(m), lhorla
(f), Alhasan1,
HitGad(m), mrtopeqs
(m), jammyjay02 and 1
guest(s) make una stop IDGAF n dharay99 from dissing each other.
Haryormeekun,d guy don even join u 4 their fight
ßro,
daht 8year old kid needs to
b put in his place.
I Wanda y ppl here are scared of dat
poor thing.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by GideonG(m): 9:40am On Aug 26, 2015
mrtopeqs:


what's with all this programming languages abeg, softly oh, the only languages I know are English, Yoruba, little Arabic and pidgin, if that's a language, so please try to consider the novices here oh
Programming languages are somewhat similar to real life languages. I am currently learning Yoruba, mo gbon yoruba da da. Shotigbo?
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Dhamielawlah(f): 9:40am On Aug 26, 2015
rkarang:



One of my posts from last year thread... As I reminisce about the moment I spent on Nairaland last year.

My pray is that may all aspirants here have reasons to share their success story about their admission processes.


Do have a nice day ahead wink
That post is funny 0..and that's a really great prayer that deserves a big AMEN..#Thanks.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by GideonG(m): 9:42am On Aug 26, 2015
mrtopeqs:


not bad, but I'm d e.....just following this thread cos the d e one is dry and this is fly
We are the flyest!
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Dhamielawlah(f): 9:47am On Aug 26, 2015
haryormeekun:
lmao,fight dey hungry you.as i told you before i can't fight.have a blessed day my dear brother,peace unto you
wow girl I love your reply to that stupid message..it shows how matured and sensible you are..Its good to understand that some people just have to be ignored because of how stupid they are..
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by GideonG(m): 9:49am On Aug 26, 2015
buccal:
lol...m D.E too..
iono why the O.P of tha thread opened it.the place just silent like grave yard
lmfao
It's gud 2 hav u fellaz in the building where the realest spit shiit. Let's keep on soaring together until dem admission alert came in. No dulling
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by duke59(m): 9:50am On Aug 26, 2015
haryormeekun:
lmao,fight dey hungry you.as i told you before i can't fight.have a blessed day my dear brother,peace unto you
lobatan....no need for many mny grammar
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haryormeekun(f): 9:52am On Aug 26, 2015
Dhamielawlah:
wow girl I love your reply to that stupid message..it shows how matured and sensible you are..Its good to understand that some people just have to be ignored because of how stupid they are..
he's looking for a fight ni and maryam can't fight
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Adeshizzy: 9:53am On Aug 26, 2015
dharay99:
ßro, daht 8year old kid needs to b put in his place. I Wanda y ppl here are scared of dat poor thing.
Guy e don do...

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