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See the Scorpion i killed this morning(see Pictures) by Arbiola(f): 9:07am On Aug 26, 2015
I don't know the right section to post this to,but lemme just post it here.

I was just playing Fifa14 on my phone while seated on the floor in my room this morning ooh....Something just said "Look beside u,there's something there".Lo and behold when i looked i saw a scorpion, almost about to strike.... Mehn i just thank God... I know this thing is venomous. Only God knows what would have happened if i was stung by this thing...I killed it sha..... Witches,nice try ooooo!! cheesy grin grin

Re: See the Scorpion i killed this morning(see Pictures) by Lattop(m): 9:08am On Aug 26, 2015
I just hate dis creature sad
Re: See the Scorpion i killed this morning(see Pictures) by senoreetah(f): 9:09am On Aug 26, 2015
kk
Re: See the Scorpion i killed this morning(see Pictures) by BeeBeeOoh(m): 9:10am On Aug 26, 2015
I need clarification that it's d witches that sent d scorpion to u or you sharaaaaaaap!!!




Thank God d thing no bite u
Re: See the Scorpion i killed this morning(see Pictures) by freeDR(m): 9:10am On Aug 26, 2015
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Re: See the Scorpion i killed this morning(see Pictures) by freeDR(m): 9:16am On Aug 26, 2015
Arbiola:
I don't know the right section to post this to,but lemme just post it here.

I was just playing Fifa14 on my phone while sitted on the floor in my room this morning ooh....Something just said "Look beside u,there's something there".Lo and behold when i looked i saw a scorpion, almost about to strike.... Mehn i just thank God... I know this thing is poisonous. Only God knows what would have happened if i was bitten by this thing...I killed it sha..... Witches nice try ooooo!! cheesy grin grin


No section fits your post, actually.

-Playing fifa14 early in the morning? What's your occupation?

-While SITTED on the floor? It's SEATED, not SITTED.

-"Something just said look..."? Arrgh! guy, that's funny.

-What posture did the scorpion assume for you to conclude it was about to strike?

-It's more correct to refer to a scorpion as venomous than poisonous.

-"Only God knows what would have happened if i was BITTEN by this thing..". Scorpions don't bite, they sting.

-And you are very unlikely to have died from a scorpion sting.

-Next time, don't kill it. Take it to the Zoo....lol.

-You goofed real bad by implicating witches in this, African man!.

-All the same, congrats for not getting stung.

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Re: See the Scorpion i killed this morning(see Pictures) by xtianchris(m): 9:33am On Aug 26, 2015
when it stung me last year I nearly ran mad. so painful me veins started to swell. I had to go to the hospital.. so painful you will feel the poising going through your body
Re: See the Scorpion i killed this morning(see Pictures) by 400billionman: 10:29am On Aug 26, 2015
Small thing. I was stung twice on my bare chest as a teenager..
Re: See the Scorpion i killed this morning(see Pictures) by Emmyk(m): 1:03pm On Aug 26, 2015
freeDR:


No section fits your post, actually.

-Playing fifa14 early in the morning? What's your occupation?

-While SITTED on the floor? It's SEATED, not SITTED.

-"Something just said look..."? Arrgh! guy, that's funny.

-What posture did the scorpion assume for you to conclude it was about to strike?

-It's more correct to refer to a scorpion as venomous than poisonous.

-"Only God knows what would have happened if i was BITTEN by this thing..". Scorpions don't bite, they sting.

-And you are very unlikely to have died from a scorpion sting.

-Next time, don't kill it. Take it to the Zoo....lol.

-You goofed real bad by implicating witches in this, African man!.

-All the same, congrats for not getting stung.
Hey Genius, free the guy na cheesy cheesy

This is similar to Scorpions that you get to see constantly in Anyigba, Kogi state. Just that they are black and bigger.
Re: See the Scorpion i killed this morning(see Pictures) by Babysho(m): 6:13am On Sep 07, 2015
Arbiola:
I don't know the right section to post this to,but lemme just post it here.

I was just playing Fifa14 on my phone while seated on the floor in my room this morning ooh....Something just said "Look beside u,there's something there".Lo and behold when i looked i saw a scorpion, almost about to strike.... Mehn i just thank God... I know this thing is venomous. Only God knows what would have happened if i was stung by this thing...I killed it sha..... Witches,nice try ooooo!! cheesy grin grin

lol....
Re: See the Scorpion i killed this morning(see Pictures) by Babysho(m): 6:17am On Sep 07, 2015
freeDR:


No section fits your post, actually.

-Playing fifa14 early in the morning? What's your occupation?

-While SITTED on the floor? It's SEATED, not SITTED.

-"Something just said look..."? Arrgh! guy, that's funny.

-What posture did the scorpion assume for you to conclude it was about to strike?

-It's more correct to refer to a scorpion as venomous than poisonous.

-"Only God knows what would have happened if i was BITTEN by this thing..". Scorpions don't bite, they sting.

-And you are very unlikely to have died from a scorpion sting.

-Next time, don't kill it. Take it to the Zoo....lol.

-You goofed real bad by implicating witches in this, African man!.

-All the same, congrats for not getting stung.

Baba,be forming Mr e-Sabi.....in real life,trust me,you dont amount to shit!
Re: See the Scorpion i killed this morning(see Pictures) by freeDR(m): 6:58am On Sep 07, 2015
Babysho:


Baba,be forming Mr e-Sabi.....in real life,trust me,you dont amount to shit!
I know, thank you.
Re: See the Scorpion i killed this morning(see Pictures) by RatedStar: 7:43am On Sep 07, 2015
It wasn't snake the usual suspect.
Re: See the Scorpion i killed this morning(see Pictures) by mekaboy(m): 7:47am On Sep 07, 2015
This is a snake season on NL dont know if the scorpion will make fp.
Re: See the Scorpion i killed this morning(see Pictures) by Babysho(m): 11:45am On Sep 07, 2015
freeDR:
I know, thank you.

No,you dont...trace your spelling of "which"...you used "wish"...no one is perfect.

You didn't have to lecture him because he woke up one morning just to share his near-pain experience....YOU ARE NOT PERFECT!

Re: See the Scorpion i killed this morning(see Pictures) by freeDR(m): 1:02pm On Sep 07, 2015
Babysho:


No,you dont...trace your spelling of "which"...you used "wish"...no one is perfect.

You didn't have to lecture him because he woke up one morning just to share his near-pain experience....YOU ARE NOT PERFECT!
Once again, thank you.

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