The Assam Rape Festival in India begins this
week
Men in India are already beginning to celebrate
as the annual Assam Rape Festival is just days
away. Every non-married girl age 7-16 will have
the chance to flee to safety or get raped.
Madhuban Ahluwalia who heads up the annual
festival told reporters why the event is so
important. “This is a long time tradition in Assam
dating back thousands of years,” says Ahluwalia.
“We rape the evil demons out of the girls,
otherwise they will cheat on us and we will be
forced to kill them. So it is necessary for
everyone.”
The Assam Festival began in 43 BC when
Baalkrishan Tamil Nadu raped everyone in his
village of Doomdooma. Baalkrishan Tamil Nadu
is remembered every year at this event, in fact
the trophy given to the man with the most rapes
is called “The Baalkrishan”.
24-year-old Harikrishna Majumdar told reporters
that he has been training all year for this event.
“I’m going to get the most rapes this year. I’ve
been practicing all year. I rape my sister and her
friends every day. I will be rape superstar number
one! I will get the Baalkrishan prize this year for
sure!”
12-year-old Jaitashri Majumdar told reporters she
almost made it through last year’s festival
without getting raped. “I came so close to not
getting raped. I almost got to the ‘rape-free-zone
’ at the edge of town, but at the last minute 9
men jumped on me and raped me. Luckily I am
just recovering now so I can participate in this
year’s events, otherwise I would be put to death
by stoning.”
34-year-old Brian Barnett from Toronto who is
visiting Assam on business told reporters he will
be missing the festivities this year. “My company
did not tell me anything about a rape festival
happening while I was here. Are you serious, a
rape festival? I’m getting the f*ck out of this
backwards country tonight.”
India is second in reported rapes in the world
only behind the United States, though critics are
quick to point out that is only because most
rapes in India go unreported.






newsexaminer.net/world/new-delhi-rape-festival-one-million-first-prize/

Hmmm
This is really surprising and same time annoying, some cultures should be scrapped out... . defining young girls in the name of.. .. .. .

Oya wen dem go do this same tin for naija.... That girl wey I dey eye since go hear am..... . >

Na wa oooo

Rape festival ke? dem mad?

This is serious

what mediocrity. raping people and feeling very happy, how disgusting and barbaric. am sure they don't circumcise their men

@Op, SOURCE PLZ

tell me dis is not true?

Meanwhile, imagine this in our country? all those girls above me for don run like say tomorrow no dey

prettythicksme:
Rape festival ke? dem mad?

.. Dem mad gidi.... Buh guys will enjoy it mre.. Fvck anythin.. ..

They are sick

missKiffy:
This is serious

abi now. Imagine you dey dere?

demmy0325:
.. Dem mad gidi.... Buh guys will enjoy it mre.. Fvck anythin.. ..

dem guys should expect stds at d end of d festival dem go dey die like fowl!

prettythicksme:
dem guys should expect stds at d end of d festival dem go dey die like fowl!

.. Na easily like that std dey kill?.. And condom finish for market.. ..

chris4gold:


abi now. Imagine you dey dere?

Nah you go dey there

Okay...so where are the unwanted babies going to end up?

MrsChima:
Okay...so where are the unwanted babies going to end up?

Good question

What a barbaric Tradition! That's absurd and uncalled for.!

BTW, op should add sauce.

babes no fear

Useless and visionless country..nonsense

Indians baad

You put up a made up article here and those who didn't care to find out the authenticity are already bashing Indians. Na wa o

Snowangel4:
Useless and visionless country..nonsense

India is 100 times better than Nigeria

no offence

hahahahahahah........ah done die

demmy0325:
.. Na easily like that std dey kill?.. And condom finish for market.. ..

Na jupiter u dey live?cos here in nigeria and other countries condom is no longer a protection anymore!

Wale112:




India is 100 times better than Nigeria

no offence

Bullshit
no offence

sweettease:
You put up a made up article here and those who didn't care to find out the authenticity are already bashing Indians. Na wa o

i dnt think its made up as u claim.... ask google na

Thankfully, this barbaric innovation can't be endorsed here in Naija. So, their headache.

jaybee104:

i dnt think its made up as u claim.... ask google na

If you did ask Google and read the listed articles you'll discover it is a hoax article.

sweettease:

If you did ask Google and read the listed articles you'll discover it is a hoax article.

sweet, i dont need to ask google, cos its true.. and u can believe that *in roman reign`s voice*