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The Fool Known As Christian Fundamentalist by BishopMagic: 8:54am On Aug 27, 2015
There is much confusion as to who or what is known as a Christian Fundamentalist.

Most people assume that a Christian Fundamentalist is the same thing like their Muslim counterparts with the typical stereotype being an obese, gun totting, bible clutching, white supremascist from the bible belt of America who is so akin to saying "God Bless Amurikka".

Well that is not what a Christian fundamentalist is. The above description is just your average inbred redneck white trash.


A Christian fundamentalist is that fool who upon hearing of any part of the world where there is conflict packs his or her bags and armed with their bible and moral toga heads straight into the conflict zone.

When I saw the video of Jihadi John beheading one of these fools I could not wait for Jihad John to stop his mad rants and get on with beheading the fool kneeling down before him.

The Muslim Fundamentalist kills for his god while the foolish Christian fundamentalist is ever ready to have his or her head decapitated for their god.

I will give the Darwin award to the Christian fundamentalist over the Muslim fundamentalist because at least the Muslim died making a point or furthering the jihad cause by blowing themselves up taking with him his enemies.

But the Christian fool dies for nothing but his or her own selfish aims to make heaven by willingly offering his or herself to danger.
Re: The Fool Known As Christian Fundamentalist by Feranchek(m): 8:59am On Aug 27, 2015
Hmmm
Re: The Fool Known As Christian Fundamentalist by ByfireByfire: 9:41am On Aug 27, 2015
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Filthy, stinking, cursed thread!!!
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Re: The Fool Known As Christian Fundamentalist by BishopMagic: 9:43am On Aug 27, 2015
ByfireByfire:
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Filthy, stinking, cursed thread!!!
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Remember that you can never be Jesus.

If you want to nail yourself to the Cross know that I will be very glad to assist in nailing your remaing hand after you nail your feet and left hand to your cross.

Mumu
Re: The Fool Known As Christian Fundamentalist by ByfireByfire: 10:04am On Aug 27, 2015
BishopMagic:


Remember that you can never be Jesus.

If you want to nail yourself to the Cross know that I will be very glad to assist in nailing your remaing hand after you nail your feet and left hand to your cross.

Mumu
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Get behind me Satan. Go back to the pit of hell where you came from.
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Re: The Fool Known As Christian Fundamentalist by ADAMUdaCOWBOY: 10:11am On Aug 27, 2015
The guys beheaded were journalists that went there for the love of their job not to preach to Isis. Stop being a goat!
Re: The Fool Known As Christian Fundamentalist by BishopMagic: 10:15am On Aug 27, 2015
ADAMUdaCOWBOY:
The guys beheaded were journalists that went there for the love of their job not to preach to Isis. Stop being a goat!

Look at this fool.

ISIS beheaded two western and 3 japanese envagalists.
Re: The Fool Known As Christian Fundamentalist by BishopMagic: 10:18am On Aug 27, 2015
ByfireByfire:

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Get behind me Satan. Go back to the pit of hell where you came from.
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I know for a fact that I will be heading to hell and I am very sure I will see you there.

So till hell reunites us.

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Re: The Fool Known As Christian Fundamentalist by ByfireByfire: 10:37am On Aug 27, 2015
BishopMagic:


I know for a fact that I will be heading to hell and I am very sure I will see you there.

So till hell reunites us.
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The spirit of God exposes you oh devil. As far as you are bent on going to hell, you'll go down alone unaccompanied.

My prayer is that you repent but If you refuse to repent you burn alone with your master Satan.

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