Was too tired to think of mistakes

adjoviomole:
On that day I will pray till the plane lands @ its destination. I pray my sit wunt be close to the window I hate heights . And I hope to see gala and lacasera to buy in the hold up in the air .

Wat abt slice bread n chin chin 4 siblings?

adjoviomole:
On that day I will pray till the plane lands @ its destination. I pray my sit wunt be close to the window I hate heights . And I hope to see gala and lacasera to buy in the hold up in the air .

Wat abt slice bread n chin chin 4 siblings?

OYINBOGOJU:
I declared the full total money i had on me.

All government agencies that was present got their own share from me.

When i checked what remain with me in the flight

I discovered i lost almost $1500.

Ever since then, i always check-in my cash with baggage and keep little in my wallet.

guy dont try this again oo else your name na sorry. a friend of my checked in phones and some stuff wort over 2m, on arriving Lagos, he met an empty bag. it better to use a hand carry wen travelling with important stuff

.

holysina:

guy dont try this again oo else your name na sorry. a friend of my checked in phone and some stuff wort over 2m, on arriving Lagos, he met an empty bag. it better to use a hand carry wen travelling with important stuff

Gbam!

It took the intervention of a whiteman to unfasted my seatbelt when the plan landed. It was embarasing.

Ok! Its interesting and educucative.
Make. U guys with experience keep up with the comments so dat I go learn a lot b4 september wey I go travel #first-timer

kobe79:



if the guy bin order baked seasoned pooh u for follow follow too abi?

maybe

islandmoon:
haha ahaha! Op! they didn't find Love Machine in your bag ?? and everyone around there started laughing.. they insisted my cousin open the bag and he was angry, said he doesn't like that, we later found out he was having a diiilddo ..lol his mother was like..

What's a man doing with a Love Machine?

missKiffy:

You must be from Edo state

ESAN to be precise

Nothing much.
Was just looking for a comfortable seat.

holysina:
mine was wearing suit, on board I discovered I was the only one on suit, no be person tell me to remove my jacket . secondly, I was carring my favourite naija food, on arrival na so them seize my food, begin ask me if I think their country doesn't have food . on board the flight, anytin de guy next to me order same tin i go order, na so dem ask de guy beef or chicken him say chicken, dem ask am co coffee, tea or water him say say coffee, me self go follow am say coffee and chicken, na so dem come bring jellof rice and coffee, I taste de coffee begin regret why i no say water

Dude there is nothing wrong in having your suit on

It is always cold up there!!. The atmosphere contributes to it!!!

gog4life:
I gave d conductor my bags to put in d boot n he was happy

Please tell us why. Some have no experience yet.

Ontarget:

What's a man doing with a Love Machine?

Nymphomaniac treatment tool for those hard-to-please girls

DICKtator:


Dude there is nothing wrong in having your suit on

It is always cold up there!!. The atmosphere contributes to it!!!

its true bro the cold was much, I was regretting why I removed my jacket, but men how can I look different, thank God they later distributed blanket, I for faint b4 we land

suruwilliams:
i be think say I be village boy Bt bros I better pass you sha

Lol na lie u wey b say u wee go and meet d plot in front and tell him to park that u want to piss

there was this guy wearing a tattered socks with holes the last time i travelled to PH

powerfulsettingz:

::-- The items he listed are to be taken to the fuselage or load compactment for security reasons. Laptop and sophiscated phones could alter the programing for safety flight, liquid chemicals could cause harm to some people onboard or could be used as an explosive. Water bottles must be openned and you drink from it before you board. Bon voyage.

Walexcoded:


Wat abt slice bread n chin chin 4 siblings?

Wat abt slice bread n chin chin 4 siblings?

I will buy anything I see o.will even tell the pilot to park in the air and let us stretch our legs

OYINBOGOJU:
I declared the full total money i had on me.

All government agencies that was present got their own share from me.

When i checked what remain with me in the flight

I discovered i lost almost $1500.

Ever since then, i always check-in my cash with baggage and keep little in my wallet.

Hahaha, this reminds me of my first time. I told dem i've only got 10pounds with me which were in coins. My agent gave me d code n tnk God for innocent look n small stature. When i was asked by those 2 guys if i won't drop anyhing for the boys, i just brought out the coins n they started laughing. Who cares

Mine. I was travelling to London but the plane was going to Greenland.

When someone told me that we were close to London, I started screaming"o waa oo!! And London de oooo!!!" like a Yoruba man!!

I was shouting and I even stood up!!!

I actually went with someone and we lapped because I did not have the fare money!

When coming back, I did standing in the plane.

I asked for garri but the hostess gave me leaf to eat

When my friend got tired of lapping me, we switched and I lapped him

Saw a Chinese(?) Man,asked him why he was sleeping and walking(his eyes looked closed). I threw rice at him,called him Jackie Chan and show him my martial arts skills

Saw a German guy(he had his flag) and give him the Heil Hitler salute

Saw a man wearing skirt, called him a f@#£&
Told the hostess I want to "toilet" and did not flush after "toileting"

Dialled a lot of numbers on my Nokia 3310 but none went through. Everyone was looking at me like they haven't seen phone before in a plane!!

It was fun though, I prefer London to the U.K.

London is better than England!!!

slightlyMad:
there was this guy wearing a tattered socks with holes the last time i travelled to PH

lol, so many mad people in that flight

I shoved my luggage under seat like say na molue I enter until I was politely shown where to keep it overhead by one ofthe air hostesses

teeghurl:
Hahaha, this reminds me of my first time. I told dem i've only got 10pounds with me which were in coins. My agent gave me d code n tnk God for innocent look n small stature. When i was asked by those 2 guys if i won't drop anyhing for the boys, i just brought out the coins n they started laughing. Who cares

Whoa!!. They ought to have collected it from you. They prolly didn't know the value of 10 pounds!!!

I have sent my account number to you via PM.

Kindly do the needful,pretty

Wow thanks sir I really get enlightened, Nd i do hope someday I will get the chance to board a plane

ransomed:
::-- The items he listed are to be taken to the fuselage or load compactment for security reasons. Laptop and sophiscated phones could alter the programing for safety flight, liquid chemicals could cause harm to some people onboard or could be used as an explosive. Water bottles must be openned and you drink from it before you board. Bon voyage.

That moment when you are travelling out for the first time from Nigeria to Russia in December and you put on very light clothes, innocently unaware that it will be freezing even before you land in Russia.

pretty educative thread, I'm yet to travel by air , glad I'm learning from others flaws.

DICKtator:


Whoa!!. They ought to have collected it from you. They prolly didn't know the value of 10 pounds!!!

I have sent my account number to you via PM.

Kindly do the needful,pretty

Lol, collecting 10pounds coin from a small girl is evul, dtz like taking my lunch pack from me . Dem go share am 5pounds each.

DICKtator:
Mine. I was travelling to London but the plane was going to Greenland.

When someone told me that we were close to London, I started screaming"o waa oo!! And London de oooo!!!" like a Yoruba man!!

I was shouting and I even stood up!!!

I actually went with someone and we lapped because I did not have the fare money!

When coming back, I did standing in the plane.

I asked for garri but the hostess gave me leaf to eat

When my friend got tired of lapping me, we switched and I lapped him

Saw a Chinese(?) Man,asked him why he was sleeping and walking(his eyes looked closed). I threw rice at him,called him Jackie Chan and show him my martial arts skills

Saw a German guy(he had his flag) and give him the Heil Hitler salute

Saw a man wearing skirt, called him a f@#£&
Told the hostess I want to "toilet" and did not flush after "toileting"

Dialled a lot of numbers on my Nokia 3310 but none went through. Everyone was looking at me like they haven't seen phone before in a plane!!

It was fun though, I prefer London to the U.K.

London is better than England!!!

Guy you funny die.

powerfulsettingz:
Wow thanks sir I really get enlightened, Nd i do hope someday I will get the chance to board a plane

Please don't ever check in your laptop. You may end up with a cracked screen. You can even use your laptop during the flight. But you must check in liquids, soap and metal objects, though a few are totally prohibited. The only liquid allowed in your carryon luggage gas to be small about 50ml. Always put your important documents in your hand luggage and keep with you at all times. Remember that checked in luggage can get missing or delayed

Learning mode activated

My first time no easy as I was too hot that I have to wind down d glass. For fresh air. It was interesting because the plane don't have. To pack for you to wiewie or. Poopoo, u. Can do it. On the motion. [color=#000099][/color].