ShutTheFhuckUp:

seconded.

Teempakguy:
hides under a titanium canopy.

Starts chain saw . . . notices a hot girl up there.

"What the hell . . . "

OMG! IS THAT ADAH96?!! SHE LOOKS SO MUCH CUTER IN REAL LIFE!!!

"oyah, adah96, get down from there. I want to cut this tree."

"What do you mean what about robin?"

"He's going to die ke? I though mercy and favour are all on him?"

"So, Na lie? Chai!!!"

"Okay fine. Oyah, robin, come down abeg. I wanna cut this tree, we need an extract from it's node tissue for the lab."

Asapchow:
Any motherf*ucker can write a poem. just takes
1. Dictionary(synonyms & antonyms)
2. Must have been reading other professional poems
3. Must know literature.

Simple.

CreekReporter:



thirdconded hehehehe.

by the way, Mr ShutTheFkUp please can u do me a favour and shut da fk up?

thank u

Chrislinton:
Lolz de d wish good luck oooh

blueto:
please mah. lets not begin

Xeinstra1:
I raped it with a diilldo.

IamTobie:
Asapkhow, about your believe that everyone kan just write a poem. I have had countless students that I taught poetry; I have kompared peoples wits and default presentations, etc...I have understood the human mind and behaviour to an extent. And I tell you, bro, with those recipé you listed, you kan still make karikature of poetry(and I loathe it when someone does that).

ShutTheFhuckUp:

seconded.

CreekReporter:



lol. anyone can write a poem and you still ended up listing what it takes to write a poem. hehehehe you by any means high on wet ijora weed?

IamTobie:
"Not like you, Tobi, kant do even better".. Don't get this, sir.... I'm kinda konfused....

Asapchow:
Btw This unnecessary fight is called logomachy in literature. smh

IamTobie:
Everything has a rule.

Asapchow:
smh. I meant any motherf*ucker with all what I listed.

Asapchow:
you were the one that posted English questions ? or something

blueto:
this was great!

and I thankGod that I am frank. Ray is an english pundit and he depicted it today.

I don't take this as a defeat but a lesson, it shows I have backslided in my quest to be an unparalleled english pedant of which I should endeavour to recuperate and swot to the core.

but there was one thing that shocked today of which
I don't want to disclose. I don't what to demean anyone.

I remain resolute to maintaining and evolving on my standard irrespective of any form of impedements.

CreekReporter:



responded? lol the guy don confuse... ray360 see what you've caused?

Ray360:

bro Blueto. I do not intend To Pique your wings. I have read your reply to "kokobullions" and can boldly say it was unnecessary and highly uncalled for. "discrepancy" is not an adjective but a noun. it's grammatically invalid to say "discrepancy arrangement". Only few nouns can qualify a another noun of which " discrepancy " is not one.
without a sound knowledge of the basics of Grammar, Which is a very broad field, words may be erroneously used.

Yonddaime:
yes easy communicatn is key..But it doesnt necessarily mean he's showing off.Prob dat hw he iz.Probably.

CreekReporter:



Lol... aiit.

ShutTheFhuckUp:

leave dem o0, na
ovafeedinq dey cus am.

IamTobie:
You begin to fail it the moment you take the kits for granted.


If I write 'because' as ' b'cause' in a poem, I aint doing it for nothing, I kould be doing it because if not done, kould drastikallie keel the quorlitee of the poem.... You see, there's so much work than meets most eyes like yours...
Most times,I write poems in iambic metres. The respektive arrangement of stressed and unstressed syllable, and koined into the specifik style/length of chain, to kreate a standard rhythm. It aint beans, my friend.

If only you know that Andr.ew......Mar.vel didn't just write those words in TO...HIS CO.Y MIST.R.ESS, but he also worked towards arranging the metrikal chain for the reader's pleasure. There's more than meets the eye...

Ray360:

Sir, I may have forgotten the word. but you did use two nouns together in that post which raised the ire of Kokobullions.

IamTobie:
Na Ray strong for english pass bluto... But that one no mean say thunder no go fire two of them for intimidating us....


Venus, leave them, the devil is at work...