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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Venus007(f): 10:29pm On Aug 27, 2015
Lmao! grin
Yonddaime:
OYA OOO...Dis tym around I must talk..ELEPHANTINE DICTION.LOL..KIP m coming..But criously u guys ar d same.But its kul.Dnt av any prob wit ur big grammer.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Venus007(f): 10:30pm On Aug 27, 2015
Me sef! *grabs popcorn nd peppersoup*
RobinHez:
I like this smiley
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by ShutTheFhuckUp: 10:31pm On Aug 27, 2015
Venus007:
grin... I jst keep quiet when ppl on NL will be blowing grammar. Esp dat UNILORIN thread. Wrong use of tenses, words dat dnt exist, joining words dat dnt go 2geda or words dat are nt even connectd to d situation will jst be flying. D only persn dat has actually impressed me beyond d extraordinary is dat Son Of Mark guy. Dat guy's command of English is out of Earth! Out of Venus sef! grin Totally impeccable!
c'mon, dats murder na. cry
Blueto n Ray na nursery 2 students for
where Kingsley dey blow grammar.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 10:32pm On Aug 27, 2015
blueto:
grin mistake in typing..

lol.. I know na. just wanted to make joke outta it
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Asapchow(m): 10:33pm On Aug 27, 2015
Ksslib:

Yea.. And you happen to have a problem with that in what way?
lol i don't think i posses the right to one against u.. Its just that a sane man doesn't go half naked to cover a mad man all because it feels right.

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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 10:34pm On Aug 27, 2015
RobinHez:
Hope no soul will take all these things personal o...everything na JOKE!

it's all joke Na. anybody taking anything personal here?



ionThinkSo

Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Yonddaime(m): 10:35pm On Aug 27, 2015
Hmm..I'v learnt a lot frm blueto vs ray360.Nt necessarily in the context of good grammar n all.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 10:35pm On Aug 27, 2015
Asapchow:
lol smh. You just wanted to oppose me sha


lol.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by RobinHez(m): 10:42pm On Aug 27, 2015
CreekReporter:

it's all joke Na. anybody taking anything personal here?


ionThinkSo
U knw how some folks can be..! wink
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by SwagkingDope(m): 10:42pm On Aug 27, 2015
I'm jux observing
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by RobinHez(m): 10:43pm On Aug 27, 2015
Yonddaime:
Hmm..I'v learnt a lot frm blueto vs ray360.Nt necessarily in the context of good grammar n all.
Share! smiley
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 10:46pm On Aug 27, 2015
SwagkingDope:
I'm jux observing


hehehe. u get swagg, e nor do u, you come be king, like say e nor do u, you come Dope join again. mehn I feel u oh

swag-king-dope
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ksslib(m): 10:46pm On Aug 27, 2015
Asapchow:
lol i don't think i posses the right to one against u.. Its just that a sane man doesn't go half naked to cover a mad man all because it feels right.
Unfortunately,i'm bad at interpreting proverbs esp the ones that have to do with nu.dity of mad men,so iam still in the dark as to what my alleged ffuck-up was,not until you stop beating around the bush and tell me what your problem is.. Till then.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Venus007(f): 10:48pm On Aug 27, 2015
As in.... Dat guy is a murderer! Hian! KingSLAY! Even when u dnt undastand what he's writing, u'll jst find urself flowing with his rhythm.
ShutTheFhuckUp:

c'mon, dats murder na. cry
Blueto n Ray na nursery 2 students for
where Kingsley dey blow grammar.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 10:49pm On Aug 27, 2015
Asapchow:
Any motherf*ucker can write a poem. just takes
1. Dictionary(synonyms & antonyms)
2. Must have been reading other professional poems
3. Must know literature.

Simple.
The criteria you enumerated for bardship above are gross, sir. Poetry is a field where words "motor" The deep emotional contents of the mind. word-weaving is not a skill any greenhorn can just take-up. I didn't study literature in high school, my passion and deep love for writing has oiled my quil thus far.

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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by SwagkingDope(m): 10:53pm On Aug 27, 2015
CreekReporter:



hehehe. u get swagg, e nor do u, you come be king, like say e nor do u, you come Dope join again. mehn I feel u oh

swag-king-dope
U dae creek nd u stil dae report abt em Tompolo,is u dah strng pax naw

i feel u twice!
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 10:55pm On Aug 27, 2015
IamTobie:
You begin to fail it the moment you take the kits for granted.


If I write 'because' as ' b'cause' in a poem, I aint doing it for nothing, I kould be doing it because if not done, kould drastikallie keel the quorlitee of the poem.... You see, there's so much work than meets most eyes like yours...
Most times,I write poems in iambic metres. The respektive arrangement of stressed and unstressed syllable, and koined into the specifik style/length of chain, to kreate a standard rhythm. It aint beans, my friend.

If only you know that Andr.ew......Mar.vel didn't just write those words in TO...HIS CO.Y MIST.R.ESS, but he also worked towards arranging the metrikal chain for the reader's pleasure. There's more than meets the eye...
ohh! deep insightful lines from bard Toby. Your wisdom glimmers like the bold moon, piercing the sable veins of old night. I doff.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 10:55pm On Aug 27, 2015
SwagkingDope:
U dae creek nd u stil dae report abt em Tompolo,is u dah strng pax naw
i feel u twice!

hehehe
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 10:57pm On Aug 27, 2015
"everything on earth has levels. 2. An
average reader lacks half the sight of a
bard......"

Chei... Bros, na so you be? I said there were qualities of a poet in Ray,(I didn't know Robins had made similar deduktions atop my post. Only for you to bluntlie say that everyone kan write a poem, with a kontradiktory attachment that was even also pinpointed by someone up there..."
I used my precious time in lekturing you that it was not true... Everyone aint got that dexteritie, na na....., I gave few examples of the komplikations, hoping to get a substantial defence should you flaunt any....... But look what you dropped there, nothing! They are jast off the pitch.
....
Uhm, bro, I don big pass to de do this kind argument with u.... I've reallie reallie pushed myself to indulging. Not a word on this will you get from me again. It's a free world.
Please, don't quote my post. You kan unquote others you had quoted hitherto... thanks, Sir. @Asapkhow.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by SwagkingDope(m): 10:59pm On Aug 27, 2015
CreekReporter:


hehehe
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 11:03pm On Aug 27, 2015
Abeg, my people, me loyal o. na joke be everything o. sir Blueto, you remain my boss.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Yonddaime(m): 11:04pm On Aug 27, 2015
RobinHez:

Share! smiley
1.Efficiency is nt d same as effectiveness 2.Even though my personal attributes might nt b widely accepted(soyika vs patric)i suld stil strive 2improve myself cos really nichola tesla was a bit greater than thomas edison...3.The moment you begin 2feel ur personal attribute z d best,u might loose sight of little but important things 4.Be open 2correction..D rest are in my head waiting 2manifest in real life situatns.

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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Chrislinton(m): 11:06pm On Aug 27, 2015
U mean it I was sitting in de entrance door de second person precisely dat day
CreekReporter:



lol.. we were probably in the same hall then. ICT cyber Zone B, 9am, 20th august.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 11:07pm On Aug 27, 2015
IamTobie:
"everything on earth has levels. 2. An
average reader lacks half the sight of a
bard......"

Chei... Bros, na so you be? I said there were qualities of a poet in Ray,(I didn't know Robins had made similar deduktions atop my post. Only for you to bluntlie say that everyone kan write a poem, with a kontradiktory attachment that was even also pinpointed by someone up there..."
I used my precious time in lekturing you that it was not true... Everyone aint got that dexteritie, na na....., I gave few examples of the komplikations, hoping to get a substantial defence should you flaunt any....... But look what you dropped there, nothing! They are jast off the pitch.
....
Uhm, bro, I don big pass to de do this kind argument with u.... I've reallie reallie pushed myself to indulging. Not a word on this will you get from me again. It's a free world.
Please, don't quote my post. You kan unquote others you had quoted hitherto... thanks, Sir. @Asapkhow.





lol. laughing my azz off
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by SwagkingDope(m): 11:07pm On Aug 27, 2015
CreekReporter:


hehehe
Mehn u a staylite or u one of us?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 11:09pm On Aug 27, 2015
Hehe... Me too when I read through again... It seems offensive. Please, unquote it... I wanna delete it...
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Chrislinton(m): 11:09pm On Aug 27, 2015
Lolz no wish me abeg
Adah96:

oh really? I wish u d same kinda luck cool
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 11:10pm On Aug 27, 2015
Chrislinton:
U mean it I was sitting in de entrance door de second person precisely dat day


I was way inside the hall.

did u finish? remember the server stopped working and our time was counting.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 11:11pm On Aug 27, 2015
SwagkingDope:

Mehn u a staylite or u one of us?


the latter, but soon to be the former.

hehehehe u get?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by SwagkingDope(m): 11:14pm On Aug 27, 2015
Nosir abi na nomaa,hwfa na?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 11:14pm On Aug 27, 2015
aspirants that wrote in my hall were too careful. A girl screamed like she was being raped when her mouse refused to obey her command.

"excuse me sirrrrrrr!!!!!!" cry
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Chrislinton(m): 11:14pm On Aug 27, 2015
Yeah it eat 7mins of my time but I finish
O Boi dis people wicked de say de go give us extra time but de give us anything even a seconds
CreekReporter:



I was way inside the hall.

did u finish? remember the server stopped working and our time was counting.

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