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Re: Four Supposed Women Behaviours Men Now Display. by Nobody: 10:18pm On Aug 22, 2015 |
Sabrwahaqqo:My mouth is wiiiide open Na me u take style, in fact u no even take style self, dey call monkey ?! Well then get it out yeye ![]() Ohhh nevermind. I was just saying that I'm Igbo and we all know the mouthiest chicks in Naija are ![]() See this one o /in the voice of a white republican/ There are starving children in the Sudan and your bones are tired because of a party? Get a masseuse. I no fit even for e-massage. I'm exTREMEly ticklish ![]() |
Re: Four Supposed Women Behaviours Men Now Display. by Nobody: 10:48pm On Aug 22, 2015 |
MrsPhyno: Haba! monkey bii ti bawo ![]() ![]() .... I told u I would get back at u (harder) ![]() U no even like me, sometin wey dey gimme joy and happiness ![]() ![]() Ha! U no even sabi Naija slang ![]() ![]() Heheheheh! As I saw dat ticklish na so my body lose kontrol dey shake anyhow making me sef dey laFf like pikin wey come first for class hahahaha! You go knw hw to handle person ooo ... Chai! Ayaf die! |
Re: Four Supposed Women Behaviours Men Now Display. by Nobody: 6:03pm On Aug 23, 2015 |
Sabrwahaqqo:Okay I was gonna say something really dirty but I won't lemme see if you can guess what it is ![]() ![]() Yeah I will lemove it /Igbo accent/ Olodo?! This guy ur pulling my strings and I'm not gonna play into ur hands so lemme jus choke on a chill pill ![]() Ahem yeah I didn't know it before I'm not as much of a pidgin afficionado as I thought I was Looool why nah. I'm very ticklish. What's there ![]() I don't know how to handle o abeg I never sabi Also I went to church today. Is it a miracle or what. Like I'm kinda in shock myself. School go soon start sha so I won't be disturbing u the way I was b4, don't miss me too much ![]() |
Re: Four Supposed Women Behaviours Men Now Display. by Nobody: 8:34pm On Aug 23, 2015 |
MrsPhyno:This ass ignment wey una gimme no be small tin o ... But sha ass isst me if I no get am ![]() ![]() God no go give you do ![]() How do u know I love pulling G-strings ![]() ![]() Ohoh! Be my student then. Ama teach u stuffs ![]() Shey u dey fear ni? Don't fall my hands jor ![]() You finally found a new church? hallaluia! Wishing u a successful school year ahead af ya! Make me proud in the end u hia ![]() ![]() Don't worry, I'll mange ![]() |
Re: Four Supposed Women Behaviours Men Now Display. by Nobody: 3:13pm On Aug 24, 2015 |
Sabrwahaqqo:ass ignment and ass ist indeed ![]() You don spoil no be today ahsweayur Hian. Strippers. Well thats something I know less than nothing about so imma just let you keep soliloquizing all these your bad bad tales Kill? You sure say you fit ? ![]() Okay Oluko I am your willing student I dey fear sha ![]() Yeah I'm praising the lordt is was a good experience tho i felt uncomfortable a bit Hope say that ur mosque still suits u abi u wan change am like moi ![]() Awww tanks Im shedding tears I feel the love ![]() ![]() ![]() hmmmph ur supposed to say u cant live without me or you're pining away..... This man don't fall my hand publicly abeg |
Re: Four Supposed Women Behaviours Men Now Display. by Nobody: 8:23am On Aug 25, 2015 |
MrsPhyno: ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Hmmm.... You'll know how to strip when u get an honorable bf like me ![]() overrating ke? Well, let me download u into my domain a bit. After using my digger on a defiant , she automatically shuts down and goes RIP for say 10 min if she's strong. I'm as good as that over hyping apart ![]() Ok nah, kaabo si ile eko wa - Welcome to Our school Gbaradi lati sise gidigidi - Be prepared to work your ass out ![]() Ha! No need a fear, am a friend, promise not to fry you alive instead, I'll keep you fresh like I did to Fred my best friend ![]() ![]() LoL yh, my mosque dey suit me like sugarcane ![]() That's my girl. In Mama kanu's voice for peak milk advert 'I bliv say one day you go make us proud' ![]() ![]() ![]() BTW, Let me find something out from you ; Does college calendar correlate with that af the high school's for ya side ? Find out for me abeg. |
Re: Four Supposed Women Behaviours Men Now Display. by Nobody: 6:42pm On Aug 25, 2015 |
Sabrwahaqqo:lekwa this one ooooo he wan implicate me here ![]() lol i said i dont know much about strippers i didnt say i dont know much about stripping.......... you can interpret that however you wish ![]() Taaaah stop telling me stories for the ancestors jare all these men forming king kong anyways i pity those women that fall into ur hands E dupe oluku, I will learn well ![]() /stands and gives an ovation/ actually i dont think that was your best line yet mostly because its so hard to choose, overintelligence dey worry you sha ![]() I've never tried sugarcane before you know..... I heard its not that yummy that it tastes like sugar water Yes sah, I will try. To give another peak milk reference: It's in me! ![]() Awwww but men are supposed to be liars nah, you guys lie pass devil. Who told you I can live witout u maybe i'm pining away too ![]() It doesn't correlate o. Uni's here start before secondary schools. Why u wanna know ![]() 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Four Supposed Women Behaviours Men Now Display. by Nobody: 9:00pm On Aug 25, 2015 |
MrsPhyno: Karma is real if u understand what high mean ![]() ![]() ![]() Mmmmm ! She knows how to strip yet claiming she knows less than nothing about strippers , how paradoxical ! ![]() Yoruba won't forgive u for this one ah swear ! Ha! *shakes head for u* and u say u were raised in lagos ? ... Maybe you're one af those buttie wey dem no allow mix up wd d world around sha ... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Well yes, BuT the task involved b4 you can suck up tha water is the 'something' about it. ![]() BuT, JesuS was a Man? Most af those prophets too . Oh okay. Some1 I know teaches in one af those Public county schools said she resuming come Monday (yesterday) ,She in hialeah tho so maybe ya academic calendar is different Up-North. |
Re: Four Supposed Women Behaviours Men Now Display. by Nobody: 5:41am On Aug 26, 2015 |
Sabrwahaqqo:Hi understand you completely, h-factor and all. ![]() I'm full of paradoxes, like I'm shy but very talkative at the same time, the latter of which you are suffering from in this case but sha manage me like dat ![]() Okay tell me nah i wan learn am ![]() I told you i only know crude things like sale wagba ![]() I'm half ajebuttah half normal sha ![]() I'm not teasing you darrrrrling I'm actually really impressed ![]() The koko abi. Wetin be the koko about sugarcane. And you thought i wasnt a proper lagosian. My pidgin dey on point as usual ![]() Ewo lekwa this man forreal. I'll just pretend I didnt see that. You wan catch me in my own words abi. Well done Lol @up north. U make it sound as if its Kano ![]() ![]() |
Re: Four Supposed Women Behaviours Men Now Display. by Nobody: 7:13am On Aug 26, 2015 |
MrsPhyno: High know you're smart henaf two , haygain my thumbzup. ![]() Then she repeats it ; shy bet talkathief . O kare laye - una weldone . You really fink am magpie. That's first class insult for any guy. Guys don't gist or blab, we discuss... I fink someone said that on this very thread hun? I refuted it but now, I'm adopting it. Too bad af me don't you think ? ![]() You should've said ; E ( the 'e' as in egg) se ('s' as in sh*t 'e' as in ape ) o Oluko- thank u teacher . Hun? ![]() Issorite, high should come and take abi?.... Hmmm... Mind u, when I come and u no gimme that thing, yawa go gas ooo ![]() LoLs. Issokay me ayam fool time ajekpako and am proud ![]() Awwn! Thank u fadat kind word swiri, yo beginning to express **eyes rolling ** mee two ![]() FYM , no be nairaland dey aid you ? Yeye! ![]() ![]() ![]() Abi nah, b4 nko, that's one af my numerous way af being 'patriotic' ![]() So, tell me when igzaktli Ayew resuming? |
Re: Four Supposed Women Behaviours Men Now Display. by Nobody: 6:40pm On Aug 27, 2015 |
Sabrwahaqqo:Lol you're so funny and cute ![]() No as in, I'm saying that I'm talkative. Not you. And yeah your hypocriticsm no be here o ![]() ![]() Ahhhh yes of course. E se oluko. I actually knew that one. Just forgot it ![]() Which thing ![]() Looooool @full time pako. You're not serious Stop rolling your eyes jare it makes me feel like you dont belieffff my everyyy worrrd ![]() No be nairaland abegy na my experience ![]() Hmmmm! I'm retreating o. I surrender. Are you happy now ![]() I don resume o. Since Monday. No time to play or partee or sleep either but sha I gots come round and talk to u abit ![]() ![]() ![]() U dey school or u don finish or u neva go school and u na illiterate which one of the three ![]() |
Re: Four Supposed Women Behaviours Men Now Display. by Nobody: 11:27pm On Aug 27, 2015 |
MrsPhyno: ![]() ![]() ![]() Lol. I don't think iam hypocritical tho, I feel flexible should've been the word. Any arguments ![]() ![]() Maybe you need to hook up (probably on phone) wd one af yr Yoruba friends back home b4 it finally reaches the extinction border don't you think? Or better still someone over there? BTW, it sEems you're more literate at igbo? Ha! Iam serios o. But let me be more appropriate sha; iam not way too lucky to be a son to a millionaire ![]() ![]() Das not why iam rolling eyes jarey, I intentionally used 'expressed' instead of 'impressed' . Being figuratively inclined as usual ![]() Yeye , if not for nairaland , would you have enough info on whatsup here ds much? ... I digressed ... I mean how would you know your Yoruba-ability is on the decline? ![]() Of course! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I feel important ! Yeye!! As if iam the only one she be chatting wd ! Have you forgotten I followed u back ? ![]() ![]() I dey school - One University for Northern Nigeria like that ![]() I neva go school - wen I was in the womb ![]() An illiterate - when I was 1. ![]() BTW, Why did you ask ![]() |
Re: Four Supposed Women Behaviours Men Now Display. by Nobody: 6:23am On Aug 28, 2015 |
Sabrwahaqqo:I know I can't help it my mouth sweet pass honey I think I've said it b4 ![]() Hmmmm.... No arguments. I know Naija men don't like women who argue so I go try reform small and act like a wifey ![]() Lol not to be dirty minded but there're hookups and then there're hookups ![]() Yeah I am much better at speaking Igbo cause 1) my parents speak it 2) I haaaaated Yoruba (the subject) in Sec School so I was always causing trouble in the class and never learnt anything ![]() ![]() Don't roll them jareee I am sincere. As always ![]() Lol okay u win stop arguing with me jor don't u think it would be cute to let me win at least some times ![]() Gerrarahere ![]() Oh I'm embarrassed ![]() ![]() Looool lekwa this nwoke trying to use my own words against me. One school for northern Nigeria like dat indeed.... I have no reason for asking other than that I'm curious ![]() |
Re: Four Supposed Women Behaviours Men Now Display. by Nobody: 7:57am On Aug 28, 2015 |
MrsPhyno: honey lips ![]() ![]() ![]() Wifey ![]() ![]() Haha! So they flog in Corona college too ? Awestruck! Yes ma . You won this time around hahahaha ! I just did that ![]() Have you forgotten Iam a potential Alhaji ![]() ![]() I couldn't help rolling my eyes to this one ooo.... *whispers* ; ' so tha bible supports b*tchitude this well ![]() ![]() I know lekwa, but nwoke ? Hmmmmm....... Help me solve tha riddle naaah! ... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Four Supposed Women Behaviours Men Now Display. by GentleFrank(m): 8:21am On Aug 28, 2015 |
Girls and money be like Bananna and groundnut! |
Re: Four Supposed Women Behaviours Men Now Display. by Blackhaat1: 8:23am On Aug 28, 2015 |
I agrer with the op on this one |
Re: Four Supposed Women Behaviours Men Now Display. by Nobody: 4:42pm On Aug 28, 2015 |
Sabrwahaqqo:Lol that was smooth. Well done o ![]() Yeah true being subservient and obedient 24/7 is dry as hell..... thank God I'm not like that hehehe Loooooool I screamed when I saw this. Corona is full time ajeboh o abeg. I didn't go to Corona lol even tho I know of them ![]() ![]() Tanks. ![]() ![]() Ah yes potential Alhaji how could I ever forget ![]() Abeg no be the bible e just be like how dem say u can twist a bible verse to excuse almost anything u wanna do haha I'm just being naughty no mind me jare ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() nwoke - broda |
Re: Four Supposed Women Behaviours Men Now Display. by Nobody: 5:20pm On Aug 28, 2015 |
MrsPhyno: Thanks sweet ![]() Yo husby go enjoi you then. Men love them women a. ( lil) bit out af kontrol ; she has her own mind . That bracketed , very important ! ![]() LoLs @ scream. You should feel fly I placed u so high cos that's exactly what I want for you; So High ![]() LoLs @ perverted teacher But tha facts's that never will Corona's worst pervert be like my own school wey teachers dey use us do 'Who sabi beat pass competition' ![]() Yass yo wulcum sweet I trust yo memory. Was jez flexing muscles ni jare ![]() How lucid you came out explaining yourself! But really, I understood those, jez wanted to examine how harsh or gentle your stimuli is after all and yes you're jes normal ![]() And yass , you're kinda special too.... Replying your mentions comes with a dint af obligation, its like iam addicted to you ![]() Mo ti jasi , wa gbayi padi mi ![]() How was your biology class ? |
Re: Four Supposed Women Behaviours Men Now Display. by Nobody: 6:51pm On Aug 28, 2015 |
Sabrwahaqqo:You're welcome salt ![]() yeah i'll try to make myself more enjoyable.... i want everyone who has me in there life in some capacity, to be really happy that I am. Like.... dont know if that makes any sense but sha ![]() I no go Corona jare like i said b4, so i no know if dem sabi beat dere but my school dem dey beat sha ![]() ![]() lol. u ehnnnn stop saying kinda u this dude that likes giving only half-compliments. just say im special ![]() ![]() ![]() hmmm i recognize all the words in that phrase but iono what they mean pls translate ![]() short and to the point tank God... and i've finished all my HW for this week so sleeping playing and happy tinz on ma mind ![]() |
Re: Four Supposed Women Behaviours Men Now Display. by Nobody: 8:53pm On Aug 28, 2015 |
MrsPhyno: ![]() ![]() Ok, but you're Sweet just the way you are ! No need to try harder ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Yeske! I know u will grab , dirty mind ![]() No ooo! You're not easy at first. You became tender along the line when I guess your negative assumptions about me got cleared to an appreciable level , No be so? ![]() Mo ti jasi, wa gbayi padi mi - I don grab, ur head dey there my padi ![]() Hmmm. It was a topic on reproduction ![]() ![]() |
Re: Four Supposed Women Behaviours Men Now Display. by Nobody: 9:45pm On Aug 28, 2015 |
Sabrwahaqqo:Yea I didnt wanna say bitter or sour or spicy so ![]() /smiling like a fool/ ![]() lol abeg wait o. this sounds like the beginning of a story that would be interesting to hear...... I didn't fall in love with any of my teachers o I'm talking about what they call 'abuse of power' on their part. So your math teacher was a beaurrriful lady or what exactly ![]() ![]() *pour holy water on this thread, sprinkles on my self, drops gallons of it on Sabrwahaqqo cause he needs it* I'm purer den pure wara wat r u talking bout lol whaddya mean im not easy at first.... im easy to talk to jor i think im gentle and genteel ![]() ah. i only knew omoge jasi from d song ![]() smh for u ooooo i jus dey shake my head chai stop trying to spoil me |
Re: Four Supposed Women Behaviours Men Now Display. by Nobody: 10:11pm On Aug 28, 2015 |
MrsPhyno: ![]() Abi like an happy baby? Yeye! Kai! Amebooo! Well, she was a copper like her and she likes me too. Dasall ![]() Gallons on me? When you're the most guilty ![]() ![]() ![]() Maybe, just maybe you're right anyway ; *trying to be the gentleman that doesn't haggle and argue, just like you need me be ![]() Yah omoge jasi asin baby try to understand , You grab, I trust ! ![]() Swiri, beliv me iam not trying to ... Jes wanted to know if there is any relationship between the length and girth af d blockus and fecundity af the woman ;P |
Re: Four Supposed Women Behaviours Men Now Display. by Nobody: 7:03pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
Sabrwahaqqo:Lol walahi talai Nigerians and repitition I wonder why they/we love nonsensical words so much ![]() ![]() Chai. a corper? That woman should be arrested das cradle robbing ![]() Lol dey dere dey jonze urself u even need to swim in a river of it Awww issokay be urself lol u can argue and do whareva I don't mind ![]() I think I grab ![]() Lol do practical and go find out and stop asking me unaswerable kweshions here |
Re: Four Supposed Women Behaviours Men Now Display. by Nobody: 9:31pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
MrsPhyno: Its actually one af those Arabic word we've naturalized. Its not pun sweet ![]() ![]() ![]() LoLs. Bet I was 18 and she was 22 . #Whayasay to that? Hahahahahaha! ![]() You already know What to do, how nice! Keep swimming sweet , when you done , I'm in the bedroom. ![]() That's why I like you ![]() You're one af the materials I'll be needing for tha practical ! Are we ready ? ![]() How's yo day going ? |
Re: Four Supposed Women Behaviours Men Now Display. by Nobody: 10:14pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
Sabrwahaqqo:Ahh I thought it was Hausa slang... well sha alot of hausa words have arabic origin? I guess. But in general tho we love onomatopoeia and making up words ![]() Lol. If i kiss u wit the kain mood im in e no go end there so lemme not even try it ![]() ![]() ![]() I say dat u are a real son of your father ![]() ![]() I feel like ur alluding to something improper here and i jus want to tell u that I dont grab because i dont have ur level of exposure ![]() Thank you for liking me ![]() ![]() Lols. Am i a material? Is going ooooo its sha going |
Re: Four Supposed Women Behaviours Men Now Display. by Nobody: 11:37pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
MrsPhyno: MAKING UP (new) words - That's what make the difference btwn man and ape #brains! I will handle that. I'm robot when it comes to self control ![]() Yh they don't USUALLY do but they SOMETIMES do- this expression was the impression she had I guess. ![]() Yh, That I've never been out af the African continent doesn't mean I never will. So, I can expose you if you don't mind ![]() Thank you for thanking me ![]() Oh! Did I say material ? Uh! My bad!!! Meant companion ![]() The way you talk sha .... You've never been vivid wen responding to this very question. Anyway, its not uncool, keeps my suspense on what kinda life u lead on sha .... |
Re: Four Supposed Women Behaviours Men Now Display. by Nobody: 12:57am On Aug 30, 2015 |
Sabrwahaqqo:Always tryna teach me something Thank you senior idi beri kwarekt as usual ![]() Lool. Take ![]() That's nice for u, more older female corpers to ur elbows then ![]() Haha. I'm getting a bit confused as to what u mean but whareva is okay as long as u no take me do ritual ![]() Me self dey plan go Africa o..... I no know to many ppl here all my 'fwends' na 9jerians Thank u for thanking me for thanking u ![]() ![]() Lab partners abi ![]() #ToImitateMyOgaLegend #AbegO #DoNotBeFilledWitSuspense #SawiIGoTryAnsaBettahNxtTime #ShebiIToldUAboutBiologyClassNah |
Re: Four Supposed Women Behaviours Men Now Display. by Nobody: 6:03pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
MrsPhyno: Its something I know you know nah ... Was jes saying BTW, translate that igbo abeg ![]() Both . It takes both ![]() I've relented and repented. ![]() Issokay, will do wt u everytin I want. I'll make sure am harsh nd hard ![]() Good yo planning on coming back home ![]() ![]() Hehehe ! My pleasure ma'am ![]() Yh, partner is a better word ![]() Nope ! U dint tell mee . Jes saw that from yo convo wd 1 af your e-huzbands ![]() |
Re: Four Supposed Women Behaviours Men Now Display. by Nobody: 6:59pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
Sabrwahaqqo:lol i jus said u are very correct haha i dont know why it feels so good to translate things for people ![]() Repented my *ss.......... but okay ill pretend i believe u ![]() ![]() ![]() lol well it may take some time tbh.... but i visit/plan on visiting alot. once a year at least ![]() Your memory be like steel trap lol why u wan do me like dis now ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Four Supposed Women Behaviours Men Now Display. by Nobody: 9:48pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
MrsPhyno: Hehe! U should be 'jealousing' yourself too then... As far as I know , you can speak 3 ![]() Serios, I'm a born again Muslim hahahaha! ![]() Don't start trembling jor, am a perfekt gentleman ![]() That's unbad... Too bad I'm not usually available in 9ja during xmas #sad Too much af evrifin is bed baaabe! My blood is so full tonite dear, you can call me bloody full ![]() ![]() |
Re: Four Supposed Women Behaviours Men Now Display. by Nobody: 10:14pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
Sabrwahaqqo:Lol not fully at all.... so it doesnt count ewo no let them deeper lifers find u and shoot u on this thread don't play wit that phrase 'born again' ![]() ur choice of words tho.... harsh and hard ![]() ![]() lol do u as a muslim celebrate that holiday as well tru, i try to control my excesses.... im over nice im jus a sweery das all there is to it ![]() lol blood is full.... sounds good... u wan go use the energy do sumtin ? ![]() |
Re: Four Supposed Women Behaviours Men Now Display. by Nobody: 10:23pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
MrsPhyno: Even zero is nat insignificant... So pleeeease!! ![]() Iam serioz ds time o... Am as gentle as a lame man's leg... Jez testing my microphone online ![]() Yes and No . Gaz a lot af kwisten fwendz shey u grab bet ass a Muslim I don't personally... Ok, sweetberry, I don't understand cos that's too below I overstand! Hehe! Maybe to start reading 'Africanah' ... Tha only book I haven't touched af Chimamanda's bibles. ![]() |
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