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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Xeinstra1(f): 8:59am On Aug 28, 2015
CreekReporter:



and what if I don't like the name?
I don't give beetle's fart if you don't Ruth.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by RobinHez(m): 8:59am On Aug 28, 2015
Hmmm...I sense an atmosphere in this thread!
Everyone is getting an adversary here..! grin

1st it was Ray taking on Bluetooth...now a new Lady has come in to the mix..and guess who she's up against??...




U guessed right wink


#waiting for someone to come up with a challenge for RobinHood! cool
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by RobinHez(m): 9:00am On Aug 28, 2015
BTW, where were all these folks hiding since?? cheesy
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Venus007(f): 9:02am On Aug 28, 2015
Robinhez has taken d word I was gonna use to describe ur write-up..... So, I'll jst say.... Hilarious!
honorwrites:
EKOSODIN

I was telling Obinna that the sand in Ekosodin was enough to build a sky scraper, and then he said 'Go hire tipper come carry am nah, sheybi you get land for lagos abi?'
.
This was my second visit to Benin, the first time I came was in 2011, I had come to write my first putme which unfortunately didn't work out (smh olodo girl like me). This is my second visit, and this time I came straight from school.
.
My first visit, Chudy was in 200level then. I had him and my big cousins take me around for sight seeing, my eyes saw things. 'If you know how to look front, start looking front now and pretend you didn't see anything' Chudy said as he pulled me to the extreme left and we headed for home. It was when we reached his lodge that myself came back to me.
.
Our conversations were mostly in pidgin, I spoke pidgin so well I couldn't believe it was actually me speaking, it was so good that I started using it to converse with my parents when I finally arrived home,it just managed to always slip into my mouth each time I had something to say and then my mum was like '...just one week in benin and you've forgotten how to speak english, then tell me what happens when you finally have to spend four years?'
.
'All she need do is apply to study pidgin english and GBAM! She dosen't even have to do the exam sef! Admission straight!' That was Oge.
.
So since then, I would always rehearse my words over and over to ensure I was 'pidgin free' before making any statement.
.
So this memories keep coming back as I trudge the street of Ekosodin battling with the sand that has chosen to tag along with me. Only that this time around, I have decided to come with trailers on my next visit!
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 9:03am On Aug 28, 2015
honorwrites:
EKOSODIN

I was telling Obinna that the sand in Ekosodin was enough to build a sky scraper, and then he said 'Go hire tipper come carry am nah, sheybi you get land for lagos abi?'
.
This was my second visit to Benin, the first time I came was in 2011, I had come to write my first putme which unfortunately didn't work out (smh olodo girl like me). This is my second visit, and this time I came straight from school.
.
My first visit, Chudy was in 200level then. I had him and my big cousins take me around for sight seeing, my eyes saw things. 'If you know how to look front, start looking front now and pretend you didn't see anything' Chudy said as he pulled me to the extreme left and we headed for home. It was when we reached his lodge that myself came back to me.
.
Our conversations were mostly in pidgin, I spoke pidgin so well I couldn't believe it was actually me speaking, it was so good that I started using it to converse with my parents when I finally arrived home,it just managed to always slip into my mouth each time I had something to say and then my mum was like '...just one week in benin and you've forgotten how to speak english, then tell me what happens when you finally have to spend four years?'
.
'All she need do is apply to study pidgin english and GBAM! She dosen't even have to do the exam sef! Admission straight!' That was Oge.
.
So since then, I would always rehearse my words over and over to ensure I was 'pidgin free' before making any statement.
.
So this memories keep coming back as I trudge the street of Ekosodin battling with the sand that has chosen to tag along with me. Only that this time around, I have decided to come with trailers on my next visit!
Epic and quite alluring! Ekosodin is proverbial for dastard acts of irremediable echelon. You dare not walk alone as a girl in odd hours unless you had pledged the "Honeywell" between the two Succulent Thighs to the devil.

Those who dress extravagantly are major targets. lol. I prefer to stay in the hostel where I can roam anytime and any day than risk my life living in a dungeon.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 9:04am On Aug 28, 2015
Asapchow:
smh *sighs*... okay
bro, we are cool. aren't we?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Adah96(f): 9:04am On Aug 28, 2015
RobinHez:
How was ur night Ada? smiley
Cool...yours?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 9:05am On Aug 28, 2015
RobinHez:
Hmmm...I sense an atmosphere in this thread!
Everyone is getting an adversary here..! grin

1st it was Ray taking on Bluetooth...now a new Lady has come in to the mix..and guess who she's up against??...




U guessed right wink


#waiting for someone to come up with a challenge for RobinHood! cool
hahshah.. you did guy eh. Blueto na my oga o
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by RobinHez(m): 9:05am On Aug 28, 2015
Venus007:
Robin hez has taken d word I was gonna use to describe ur write-up..... So, I'll jst say.... Hilarious!
Lol...next time, u're gonna have to be fast enough wink
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by haywhy911(m): 9:06am On Aug 28, 2015
Venus007:
tongue
lol,u ehn! U've got a liking 4 our thread... Goodmorning every1.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by RobinHez(m): 9:08am On Aug 28, 2015
Adah96:
Cool...yours?
Uhm...quite short! Was busy with some stuff..
Uhm..is ur psiphon handler functioning?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Pukka36(f): 9:08am On Aug 28, 2015
RobinHez:

Lol.
I'm ok o.
How u dey enjoy ya holiday na?
I dey workembarassed
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by RobinHez(m): 9:09am On Aug 28, 2015
Ray360:
hahshah.. you did guy eh. Blueto na my oga o
Yes naw tongue
Nd I'm sure he's gone to recuperate his groove!
U're gonna smell it!!
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by RobinHez(m): 9:11am On Aug 28, 2015
Pukka36:
I dey workembarassed
grin grin grin
I knew it!
So...whatcha doin at ur 'work'? #gist me
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by RobinHez(m): 9:14am On Aug 28, 2015
haywhy911:
lol,u ehn! U've got a liking 4 our thread... Goodmorning every1.
Goodmorning!

What happened to u @dp? embarassed
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Pukka36(f): 9:15am On Aug 28, 2015
RobinHez:

grin grin grin

I knew it!

So...whatcha doin at ur 'work'?
#gist me
Lol
I work under 'Somebody'.
Something like a receptionistgrin
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Pukka36(f): 9:16am On Aug 28, 2015
RobinHez:

Yes naw tongue

Nd I'm sure he's gone to recuperate his groove!

U're gonna smell it!!
Howard webbcry
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by haywhy911(m): 9:18am On Aug 28, 2015
RobinHez:
Goodmorning!
What happened to u @dp? embarassed
lol,no mind me jawe
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nomaa(f): 9:20am On Aug 28, 2015
RobinHez:
Wadup Nomaa! smiley
hi robinhez
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by RobinHez(m): 9:20am On Aug 28, 2015
Pukka36:
Lol
I work under 'Somebody'.
Something like a receptionistgrin
Awesome! grin

U have the qualities though; smart, beautiful and etc..



I hope I go receive tithe from ya 'osusu' sha..? cheesy
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Venus007(f): 9:21am On Aug 28, 2015
*spits*..... Morning!
haywhy911:
lol,u ehn! U've got a liking 4 our thread... Goodmorning every1.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Venus007(f): 9:21am On Aug 28, 2015
Ahnahn. U'v modified it sef. I saw 'Beautiful!!!' b4 nah.
RobinHez:

Lol...next time, u're gonna have to be fast enough wink
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 9:22am On Aug 28, 2015
If onlie they'd release the results today..... I'm jast tensed kox of how the exam went...
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by RobinHez(m): 9:23am On Aug 28, 2015
Pukka36:
Howard webbcry
That's Dharay's title wink
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by lordkvng(m): 9:24am On Aug 28, 2015
Morning everyone, Hope y'all had a pleasant night. I know y'all did, have a blissful day also.

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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by lordkvng(m): 9:25am On Aug 28, 2015
IamTobie:
If onlie they'd release the results today..... I'm jast tensed kox of how the exam went...
wadup Man, How was the exam?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by RobinHez(m): 9:25am On Aug 28, 2015
Venus007:
Ahnahn. U'v modified it sef. I saw 'Beautiful!!!' b4 nah.
Wow! U saw that? grin

Well I wrote beautiful, buh I had a rethink... embarassed
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Pukka36(f): 9:25am On Aug 28, 2015
RobinHez:

Awesome! grin

U have the qualities though; smart, beautiful and etc..



I hope I go receive tithe from ya 'osusu' sha..? cheesy
Thanks...
Lol@Osusu...I go pay my tithe,no feartongue
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by RobinHez(m): 9:26am On Aug 28, 2015
Nomaa:
hi robin hez
I thought u were never going to respond! smiley

U're always viewing the thread..I'll take it that u're an aspirant. Yes or Yes? cheesy
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 9:28am On Aug 28, 2015
Pukka, good thing u work...

Uhm, inkase u see where 'em dey karrie block and cement, tell me... I wan work and launch new kar for resumption so we go take am dey go June 12....
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Xeinstra1(f): 9:28am On Aug 28, 2015
Asapchow:
I'm watching you...
Keep on keeping on.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Venus007(f): 9:28am On Aug 28, 2015
Yep. #eagleeyed grin
RobinHez:
Wow! U saw that? grin
Well I wrote beautiful, buh I had a rethink... embarassed

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