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Some Girls Are Silly..read by Solomon19(m): 10:31pm On Aug 28, 2015
I walk into a bar and saw a
beautiful lady sitting
alone. I went and sat on the same
table with her.
“Baby girl, you look so worried” I
asked. The girl
replied “Yea, my
boyfriend just dumped
me right here after drinking”. “Am
sorry dear, but
why don’t you give me a chance, I
love you and I
will make it up to you” “From
today onward, I
don’t want to have anything to do
with men
again because all men are the
same” replied the
girl. “Try me and you will see that
all men are not
the same”
Just as we were discussing, the
bar man came
and say to the lady “Am about to
close, so
please may I have my money”Me
trying to
impress the girl then said to the
bar man “Why
are you embarrassing my baby, by
the way, how
much is your money?”
“her money is 31,000 Naira only
sir!” “What! How
come?” “she ate one plate of
chicken pepper soup
(N5,000), 2 Fresh fish (N6,000)
and she drank 1
bottles of Golden label (N20,000)
.”
I stood up and started
going out. The girl said to me “I
thought you said
you love me” i replied “Wrong
number baby,
I just remembered that you said
all men are the same”maybe

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Re: Some Girls Are Silly..read by Vicintonsh(m): 10:35pm On Aug 28, 2015
hahhahaha go pay na oshi
Re: Some Girls Are Silly..read by 2dice(m): 10:36pm On Aug 28, 2015
U try man.. Although looks like C/P Buh good grin
Re: Some Girls Are Silly..read by Johnnoah1st: 10:39pm On Aug 28, 2015
@OP, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, u a mad man.
Re: Some Girls Are Silly..read by cyprus000: 10:40pm On Aug 28, 2015
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Lol..hahahahahahahah.gringrin


Shey you want claim "love james bond". Why you cun runtongue


Some girls are insensitive...very typical of them


Even say my money plenty sote e dey pure for ground.
I can never pay such outrageous amount,when we have over 70million peeps living below 1$ per day.

That's the peak of wickedness. [/size]
Re: Some Girls Are Silly..read by SUGARBEE(f): 10:42pm On Aug 28, 2015
Op is silly.. undecided undecided Very silly for opening this thread
Re: Some Girls Are Silly..read by falconey(m): 10:44pm On Aug 28, 2015
are they always this hungry? I can't finish those in one round, even a gorrila can't !!!!
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Re: Some Girls Are Silly..read by MistaMankind: 10:45pm On Aug 28, 2015
@op so u sef be wan pay?..u be think say her bill na like 5k abi?
Re: Some Girls Are Silly..read by falconey(m): 10:46pm On Aug 28, 2015
SUGARBEE:
Op is silly.. undecided undecided Very silly for opening this thread

yes he's very silly, they are angels.


Funny enough angels don't look like girls, I'm sure. Have you ever see an angel before?
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Re: Some Girls Are Silly..read by eleko1: 10:47pm On Aug 28, 2015
Persin wey neva chop belleful go pay 31k undecided? U probably want to do hit N run with her sad
Re: Some Girls Are Silly..read by Jhenny(f): 10:47pm On Aug 28, 2015
fake and meaningless story
Re: Some Girls Are Silly..read by cyprus000: 10:48pm On Aug 28, 2015
SUGARBEE:
Op is silly.. undecided undecided Very silly for opening this thread
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I think you are the silly one for finding this thread offensive.angry
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Re: Some Girls Are Silly..read by SUGARBEE(f): 10:54pm On Aug 28, 2015
falconey:


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What is this one saying?
Re: Some Girls Are Silly..read by SUGARBEE(f): 10:54pm On Aug 28, 2015
cyprus000:

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I think you are the silly one for finding this thread offensive.angry
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Which yaba left patient is this one?
Re: Some Girls Are Silly..read by falconey(m): 10:55pm On Aug 28, 2015
Jhenny:
fake and meaningless story

what is hurting you about the story? its just an innovative joke, I've seen thousands of it made on guys ( tagging us fools and magas) we just laugh it off and fun continues.


Anytime the opposite shows off it becomes offensive to your gender......you are not a GOD, SAINT,PREIST or BISHOP even the aforementioned sometimes get this kind of suffs.
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Re: Some Girls Are Silly..read by Jhenny(f): 10:56pm On Aug 28, 2015
falconey:

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ok falconey
Re: Some Girls Are Silly..read by write2obi(m): 10:58pm On Aug 28, 2015
Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah

Lame angry
Re: Some Girls Are Silly..read by falconey(m): 11:00pm On Aug 28, 2015
SUGARBEE:
What is this one saying?

sorry my bad......read it again.

Perhaps your kind don't understand after one read? Try as much as you can to read and comprehend, I'm sure my remarks are lucid
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Re: Some Girls Are Silly..read by SUGARBEE(f): 11:04pm On Aug 28, 2015
falconey:


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Lol I'll take that as a compliment angry angry.. You could use some strangling..
Re: Some Girls Are Silly..read by AfroKnight: 11:05pm On Aug 28, 2015
Nice one. grin
Re: Some Girls Are Silly..read by cyprus000: 11:05pm On Aug 28, 2015
SUGARBEE:
Which yaba left patient is this one?
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Which leprachaun sasquatch,spastic iok is this cuntrag and which dog cage did you crip from.


What a pyscho/sapiopathetic axwound. Learn how to how to close that your cum-guzzler of a mouth.


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Re: Some Girls Are Silly..read by falconey(m): 11:08pm On Aug 28, 2015
SUGARBEE:
Lol I'll take that as a compliment angry angry.. You could use some strangling..

even you have to admit the last statement Is lame.

Even the devil will not pass that judgement on me in hell for attempting to make you reason like a woman.
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Re: Some Girls Are Silly..read by SUGARBEE(f): 11:11pm On Aug 28, 2015
cyprus000:

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Which leprachaun sasquatch,spastic iok is this cuntrag and which dog cage did you crip from.


What a pyscho/sapiopathetic axwound. Learn how to how to close that your cum-guzzler of a mouth.


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[/font]how pathetic.. Done?
Re: Some Girls Are Silly..read by SUGARBEE(f): 11:14pm On Aug 28, 2015
falconey:


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What did they give you to smoke ehn falconey?? Raining words at me? Issorite. .. Cyprus000 and falconey.. You both should sleep well tonight
Re: Some Girls Are Silly..read by cyprus000: 11:21pm On Aug 28, 2015
SUGARBEE:
how pathetic.. Done?

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Hey bittch.

I don't have time for brainscooped incogitable ineffable corpulent microphallus.

A brain dead lummox at that. I personally advice you evaporate or I will rubbish whatever personality you have on this forum.

I ain't good with patience bittch..now _fuck off.
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Re: Some Girls Are Silly..read by SUGARBEE(f): 11:26pm On Aug 28, 2015
cyprus000:


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Hey bittch.

I don't have time for brainscooped incogitable ineffable corpulent microphallus.

A brain dead lummox at that. I personally advice you evaporate or I will rubbish whatever personality you have on this forum.

I ain't good with patience bittch..now _fuck off.
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Done? cheesy
Re: Some Girls Are Silly..read by phayvoursky(m): 11:29pm On Aug 28, 2015
cyprus000:


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Hey bittch.

I don't have time for brainscooped incogitable ineffable corpulent microphallus.

A brain dead lummox at that. I personally advice you evaporate or I will rubbish whatever personality you have on this forum.

I ain't good with patience bittch..now _fuck off.
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THATS THE K.O PUNCH.



TROUBLE DE SLEEP; SHAKARA GO WAKE AM.
Re: Some Girls Are Silly..read by cyprus000: 11:32pm On Aug 28, 2015
SUGARBEE:


Done? cheesy
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Even tho I felt irritated by your rhetoric outburst,
inebriated with the exuberance of sentiment.


I still find you a kind of funnysmiley..WTF is "done"


How e take enter this matter.
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Re: Some Girls Are Silly..read by phayvoursky(m): 11:34pm On Aug 28, 2015
OP YOU DO WELL.



THE WAY SOME GIRLS DE EAT FOR RESTAURANT; E DE THINK WEDA GOOD FOOD FAR FROM THEM.
Re: Some Girls Are Silly..read by SUGARBEE(f): 11:34pm On Aug 28, 2015
cyprus000:

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Even tho I felt irritated by your rhetoric outburst,
inebriated with the exuberance of sentiment.


I still find you a kind of funnysmiley..WTF if "done"



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Thanks cheesy
Re: Some Girls Are Silly..read by phayvoursky(m): 11:35pm On Aug 28, 2015
SUGARBEE:

Done? cheesy

Re: Some Girls Are Silly..read by cyprus000: 11:41pm On Aug 28, 2015
SUGARBEE:
Thanks cheesy
[size=13pt] Wlc.

Goodnight. [/size]

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