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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by redgem(f): 11:29pm On Aug 31, 2015
DashMeYansh:
Baby lemme f*** you
I know you are really cool
I will buy you all the gems in the world
As long as we do the nasty on the floor
Am proudly 3 inches
ACTUALLY
Am not jobless I just rounded it up to the nearest whole number.

BACK TO THE MATA
open and close
BABY I will slaughter all ya foes
Just gimme that sweet thing kiss

undecided undecided
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:29pm On Aug 31, 2015
KINGSAMURAI:
believe what u choose to believe, aint my business
.







Grow up!

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:30pm On Aug 31, 2015
Why are you closing your mouth like this undecided undecided undecided
Open it like this cheesy cheesy cheesy so I can shove my short tiny 3 inches inside. I will make you scream like this shocked
redgem:


undecided undecided
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Gurgle(f): 11:32pm On Aug 31, 2015
DashMeYansh:
The jet lag is actually quite a good experience. Someday I will be a Businessman with a Billion and two jets. I need to start adapting cheesy

Lol! that's a good way to think of it

so you need to take a plane to fly from one part of America to the other. That place lol

We can do that here but I prefer trains or buses
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:33pm On Aug 31, 2015
Oyind17:
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Grow up!
pls go and sleep
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:35pm On Aug 31, 2015
I dont want to admit it but American trains are some of the worst in developed countries when it comes to hospitality. Hmm How will someone take a bus from London to Paris . Its just to far.

On boy too much "controversy" on this thread Ishilove leaving has just scattered everywhere sad but I love the chaos cool
Gurgle:


Lol! that's a good way to think of it

so you need to take a plane to fly from one part of America to the other. That place lol

We can do that here but I prefer trains or buses
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by 2dice(m): 11:38pm On Aug 31, 2015
Google ... Gurgle
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by lezz(m): 11:38pm On Aug 31, 2015
KINGSAMURAI:
STAY Away 4rm my mention u flagabasted afformentioned jejejune
You murder the English language with ease, my footballer illiterate. You're softapples, The faggott lord.

After slaying southafricans and ghanaians, faggotts are next in line.

Fakery - magnet.

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Gurgle(f): 11:41pm On Aug 31, 2015
DashMeYansh:
I dont want to admit it but American trains are some of the worst in developed countries when it comes to hospitality. Hmm How will someone take a bus from London to Paris . Its just to far.

On boy too much "controversy" on this thread Ishilove leaving has just scattered everywhere sad but I love the chaos cool

Lol, yes and I heard buses are too. I heard in a film once that in the US, buses are for "poor people". Lol, if I land there, im taking the bus, if they like make them label me Chief Beggar Gurgle, I don't care grin

I was only talking about the UK. But in fact, there is a train that goes from London to Paris, called the Eurostar. It travels through the sea via an underground tunnel

In other cases though, you would at least have to take a ship to travel through Europe.

Lol, as for the controversy I have no comment except that I grossly miscalculated how things work in this place. Some of the things Im reading here are so unbelievable...but its all part of the learning process I guess
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:43pm On Aug 31, 2015
lezz:
You murder the English language with ease, my footballer illiterate. You're softapples, The faggott lord.

After slaying southafricans and ghanaians, faggotts are next in line.

Fakery - magnet.
K
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Gurgle(f): 12:16am On Sep 01, 2015
DharmyYinks:

lol...u stil rememba.

M fyn o and yhu?

Lol yes, that boiled plantain line will always have a special place in Gurgle's heart kiss

yeah im ok. just trying to resist junk food..its really difficult sha
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Gurgle(f): 12:23am On Sep 01, 2015
Lol cum4what, if I am unceremoniously removed from my school for using their computers to view pornography im going to hunt you down
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by DharmyYinks: 12:23am On Sep 01, 2015
Gurgle:


Lol yes, that boiled plantain line will always have a special place in Gurgle's heart kiss

yeah im ok. just trying to resist junk food..its really difficult sha
Awwwww.....*smiling*


yes o... u can just do without dem esp d ones properly garnished wit ingredients
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Gurgle(f): 12:27am On Sep 01, 2015
DharmyYinks:

Awwwww.....*smiling*


yes o... u can just do without dem esp d ones properly garnished wit ingredients

lol, I cant. Im hungry mehn

I have an apple and a boiled egg. usually around this time i'd be relaxing with a cool burger and fries cool I cant take it lol
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by olasmith10(m): 12:27am On Sep 01, 2015
Gurgle:


I actually prefer Greek. But I was interested in the relationship between left-handedness and perceived evil, which is why I know that particular word

Youre a Latin freak?

oh well! Yea, I love Latin.. learnt a lot while in sch..buh av bn lazy abt it recently..

Happy new month... more questions to ur mouth or lemme say fingers..
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by CUM4WHAT(m): 12:27am On Sep 01, 2015
Gurgle:
Lol cum4what, if I am unceremoniously removed from my school for using their computers to view pornography im going to hunt you down
i want to believe dose in charge of d computers aint impotent men. I wud ratha say u protect urself wen they get hornyy
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Gurgle(f): 12:32am On Sep 01, 2015
olasmith10:


oh well! Yea, I love Latin.. learnt a lot while in sch..buh av bn lazy abt it recently..

Happy new month... more questions to ur mouth or lemme say fingers..

Lol really. it could help you learn a lot of languages. if youre interested in French, Italian and others

Lol happy new month...more answers to my questions to your own fingers grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Gurgle(f): 12:34am On Sep 01, 2015
CUM4WHAT:
i want to believe dose in charge of d computers aint impotent men. I wud ratha say u protect urself wen they get hornyy

Smh
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by olasmith10(m): 12:36am On Sep 01, 2015
Gurgle:


Lol really. it could help you learn a lot of languages. if youre interested in French, Italian and others

Lol happy new month...more answers to my questions to your own fingers grin

Absolutely... was supposed to start a French and Spanish class last month...buh scheduled changed.hopefully b4 December.. yea..do v a great month madam gurgle.. Am sure Google knows u facially....lol
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by DharmyYinks: 12:37am On Sep 01, 2015
Gurgle:


lol, I cant. Im hungry mehn

I have an apple and a boiled egg. usually around this time i'd be relaxing with a cool burger and fries cool I cant take it lol
lol...'relaxing wit a cool burger and fries'cool

So wat u gonna eat nw since u re hungry?tongue
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Gurgle(f): 12:39am On Sep 01, 2015
DharmyYinks:

lol...'relaxing wit a cool burger and fries'cool

So wat u gonna eat nw since u re hungry?tongue

the apple and the egg. That's what I have left. I had a banana and some rice half an hour ago

I had chips and doughnuts but I dashed them to my brother so that I wouldn't be tempted lol

This is the worst night ever
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Gurgle(f): 12:42am On Sep 01, 2015
olasmith10:


Absolutely... was supposed to start a French and Spanish class last month...buh scheduled changed.hopefully b4 December.. yea..do v a great month madam gurgle.. Am sure Google knows u facially....lol

Ok. tell me how it goes. I like French and I used to like Spanish but I don't anymore, for some odd reason

Lol! and you too Sir. Yes, Google, MSN and Yahoo Search all know me in person since I cant stop disturbing them lol
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by CUM4WHAT(m): 12:47am On Sep 01, 2015
Gurgle:

Smh
till ur head drop... And i wud be xo glad
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by DharmyYinks: 12:51am On Sep 01, 2015
Gurgle:


the apple and the egg. That's what I have left. I had a banana and some rice half an hour ago

I had chips and doughnuts but I dashed them to my brother so that I wouldn't be tempted lol

This is the worst night ever
apple and egg...nice combo


lol


worst night ever??
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Gurgle(f): 12:53am On Sep 01, 2015
CUM4WHAT:
till ur head drop... And i wud be xo glad

Im really sure I quarrelled with your alternative moniker but I cant remember who it is
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Gurgle(f): 12:54am On Sep 01, 2015
DharmyYinks:

apple and egg...nice combo


lol


worst night ever??

Lol! the only combo

yeah..yesterday if you see the glorious food I was serving myself ehn...look what I have been reduced to lol
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by CUM4WHAT(m): 1:04am On Sep 01, 2015
Gurgle:


Im really sure I quarrelled with your alternative moniker but I cant remember who it is
how wud u remember.... A whole me toastd u and yu gave a nonsense excuse making ref to my post against ibos.... Well am xo happy wit my boyfriends and they make me happy... No regrets tho
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by olajorn(m): 1:08am On Sep 01, 2015
Gurgle:


Lol! the only combo

yeah..yesterday if you see the glorious food I was serving myself ehn...look what I have been reduced to lol
where have u been?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Gurgle(f): 1:09am On Sep 01, 2015
CUM4WHAT:
how wud u remember.... A whole me toastd u and yu gave a nonsense excuse making ref to my post against ibos.... Well am xo happy wit my boyfriends and they make me happy... No regrets tho

Oh yeahhh

It wasn't an excuse it just felt weird to read your posts and then see you toasting me. Unless you only have issues with Igbo men, lol
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Gurgle(f): 1:10am On Sep 01, 2015
olajorn:
where have u been?

Standing behind you
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by DharmyYinks: 1:16am On Sep 01, 2015
Gurgle:


Lol! the only combo

yeah..yesterday if you see the glorious food I was serving myself ehn...look what I have been reduced to lol
lol...mayb u should get some food stored during d day so u can always tak em at nyt so u won't b reduced to apple and eggtongue

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