Mark554:
Hi friends,

I've been acting weird of late. I'm yet to have sex and it's getting me all worked. Don't if it's a curse but it getting worse each day. Like I'm being tempted to go and have sex with a prostitute.
They're stances I've taken against such stuffs and I don't wanna break em. Imagining sex has become the order of the day for me.

This world is making it look as if without sex, you're nothing.


It's killing and I don't know what to do.

I don't watch stuffs that will trigger such feelings..


Help a Nairanlander...

Mark554:
Hi friends,

I've been acting weird of late. I'm yet to have sex and it's getting me all worked. Don't if it's a curse but it getting worse each day. Like I'm being tempted to go and have sex with a prostitute.
They're stances I've taken against such stuffs and I don't wanna break em. Imagining sex has become the order of the day for me.

This world is making it look as if without sex, you're nothing.


It's killing and I don't know what to do.

I don't watch stuffs that will trigger such feelings.


Help a Nairanlander...

lekjons:
Op, your own iyaf'inish tonight!

lemme tell what i used to do when it seem my balls're about to burst...
PIRITON!.. in no time u'll sleep off!

kinibigdeal:
Read your bible and arrest your evil thought

Mark554:

MBA, this John Thomas needs that thing

lekjons:
which one?! PI or PU?

Mark554:


Na the pu na. At this rate, even sugar mummies and mad woman own dey needed

lekjons:
i don tell u before say God don catch u tonight!!

Mark554:
Evil thought and you're in this section? Haba Oga

lekjons:
u see? u don insult a 'man of God'

SUGARBEE:
Hmm


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Mark554:

E don dey disturb for weeks na. Virgins dey suffer oooo...

Mark554:


You just come show yourself or you're horn y?

Mark554:

Man of God we dey hide for romance section?
Be like say you be virgin ba?

lekjons:
c'mon, Jesus said 'only the sick needs a doctor'

u no even allow am to preach finish, maybe he go tell us say, he neva shine the 'kini' before

Mark554:
Cutehector yaf come

Educate me

lekjons:
Ok, now listen attentively get these 'house remedies' ready right now;
1. ice-cold water
2. salt(mr chef preferably)
3. garri
mix everything together, then pour am on top or soak 'it' inside for 5mins...

holla back at me if 'he' still no surrender, then we go no say this ur own strong oo, and maybe needs holy-cain!

Cutehector:
lmao..... Sitdown leme read the beatitudes for u

Mark554:



No no no... Give tuface

Cutehector:
Nobody is stoppin u from havn sex.......

Mark554:


oya go sleep. I create this thread for wrong time

Mark554:


False witness, gerara where? Hia

Mark554:

You don't get though

Cutehector:
I do... Just dah dr is smth I would hav liked to let u knw buh I just dnt wish to write it here . So let's leav it like dat..


Endure bro