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My Father And The Jamb Question by bolajioginni: 12:07pm On Sep 01, 2015
I was watching one American movie yesterday evening with my daddy and mummy,as we are watching the movie,a young
boy of my age started romancing with her
Girlfriend,theykiss each order and
when the guy's hand crossed the girl's private
part,
( i looked straight to my daddy and
notice that his eyes done change, then
all my eyes goes
straight to the video)
Even tho I know my dad wanted me 2 liv d parlour at once..I no care
they
were still kissing.then when the both fell on the bed near them
(i knew
something is going to happen) and the guy
was about to open the girl bra...
MY DADDY look at me with his eyes red and
shouted with a loud voice "WISDOM! have
you
ironed the car"?
Hahahaha HOW CAN SOMEBODY IRON CAR,
in
my mind"this man think say i still be small
piking o"
PLEASE If you were me,what will be your
answer?...

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Re: My Father And The Jamb Question by AfricanApple(f): 12:12pm On Sep 01, 2015
grin grin
Re: My Father And The Jamb Question by Twaci(f): 1:13pm On Sep 01, 2015
I don fold am put for hanger sef cheesy
Our parents sef!

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Re: My Father And The Jamb Question by Haywhymido(m): 1:15pm On Sep 01, 2015
Hahaha
Re: My Father And The Jamb Question by Haywhymido(m): 1:16pm On Sep 01, 2015
Twaci:
I don fold am put for hanger sef cheesy
Our parents sef!
lol, if na u be the parent what will u do in such case
Re: My Father And The Jamb Question by Bobbyjay001(m): 1:19pm On Sep 01, 2015
Buhahahahahahahahahaha
Re: My Father And The Jamb Question by loomer: 1:34pm On Sep 01, 2015
The car dey wardrobe

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Re: My Father And The Jamb Question by Twaci(f): 2:03pm On Sep 01, 2015
Haywhymido:
lol, if na u be the parent what will u do in such case
i'll change the channel
Re: My Father And The Jamb Question by RobinHez(m): 3:46pm On Sep 01, 2015
bolajioginni:
I was watching one American movie yesterday evening with my daddy and mummy,as we are watching the movie,a young
boy of my age started romancing with her
Girlfriend,theykiss each order and
when the guy's hand crossed the girl's private
part,
( i looked straight to my daddy and
notice that his eyes done change, then
all my eyes goes
straight to the video)
Even tho I know my dad wanted me 2 liv d parlour at once..I no care
they
were still kissing.then when the both fell on the bed near them
(i knew
something is going to happen) and the guy
was about to open the girl bra...
MY DADDY look at me with his eyes red and
shouted with a loud voice "WISDOM! have
you
ironed the car"?
Hahahaha HOW CAN SOMEBODY IRON CAR,
in
my mind"this man think say i still be small
piking o"
PLEASE If you were me,what will be your
answer?...

grin
Re: My Father And The Jamb Question by newReal(m): 12:52pm On Sep 02, 2015
bolajioginni:
I was watching one American movie yesterday evening with my daddy and mummy,as we are watching the movie,a young
boy of my age started romancing with her
Girlfriend,theykiss each order and
when the guy's hand crossed the girl's private
part,
( i looked straight to my daddy and
notice that his eyes done change, then
all my eyes goes
straight to the video)
Even tho I know my dad wanted me 2 liv d parlour at once..I no care
they
were still kissing.then when the both fell on the bed near them
(i knew
something is going to happen) and the guy
was about to open the girl bra...
MY DADDY look at me with his eyes red and
shouted with a loud voice "WISDOM! have
you
ironed the car"?
Hahahaha HOW CAN SOMEBODY IRON CAR,
in
my mind"this man think say i still be small
piking o"
PLEASE If you were me,what will be your
answer?...

cc
Lalasticlal.a
Ishilove
Obinoscopy
Naijaboiy
Agapecharis
Sleekyshugha
Tosyne2much
Ladyboss1
misclassy
Twaci
Mizmycoli
itsvalo

All these Nairaland kids! Seun when will you make a Teen section for them?
Re: My Father And The Jamb Question by Emmyk(m): 1:46pm On Sep 02, 2015
Twaci:
i'll change the channel
Damn simple wink
Re: My Father And The Jamb Question by dsquare33: 8:12pm On Sep 02, 2015
bolajioginni:
I was watching one American movie yesterday evening with my daddy and mummy,as we are watching the movie,a young
boy of my age started romancing with her
Girlfriend,theykiss each order and
when the guy's hand crossed the girl's private
part,
( i looked straight to my daddy and
notice that his eyes done change, then
all my eyes goes
straight to the video)
Even tho I know my dad wanted me 2 liv d parlour at once..I no care
they
were still kissing.then when the both fell on the bed near them
(i knew
something is going to happen) and the guy
was about to open the girl bra...
MY DADDY look at me with his eyes red and
shouted with a loud voice "WISDOM! have
you
ironed the car"?
Hahahaha HOW CAN SOMEBODY IRON CAR,
in
my mind"this man think say i still be small
piking o"
PLEASE If you were me,what will be your
answer?...

cc
Lalasticlal.a
Ishilove
Obinoscopy
Naijaboiy
Agapecharis
Sleekyshugha
Tosyne2much
Ladyboss1
misclassy
Twaci
Mizmycoli
itsvalo
Lols, it is really an awkward moment, even if the OP is an adult with the parents,watching the film together the best thing would be to walk away or change the channel to save both parties embarrasment.
Re: My Father And The Jamb Question by Nobody: 10:46am On Sep 03, 2015
Lol.... cheesy I remembered when i was watching an interesting Hollywood movie with kids scattered everywhere. When the two lover birds started doing what they know best how to do. I grabbed the remote to fastword it asap. Even the remote self became stubborn and refused to work and the kids just fix their eyes as if they are watching something their life depends on. I was struggling with the Remote when my mum came inside with hands akimbo. "leave the remote and keep watching, keep watching, oloshi" i was like :>

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