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I Bet You You Have Never Heard These Wise Sayings- Most-kept Secrets by farem: 12:10pm On Sep 01, 2015 |
1). He who refuses to mix Agege bread and akara as a type of sandwich is a racist - Martin Luther King jnr (1788) 2). He who completely unwraps moimoi and gala before eating cannot keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln (1864) 3). Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any - Albert Macauley (1872) 4). Drinking Garri doesn't mean u're poor, but allowing the Garri to swell before drinking is poverty - Queen Elizabeth (1893) 5). Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder - Michael Faraday (1899) 6). Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup, with his eyes wide open, is not afraid of anything - Williams Shakespeare (1900) 7). Anyone who graduates from a conventional school without experiencing a strike, has never been to Nigeria - Lord Lugard (1904) ![]() 9). He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume - Nelson Mandela (1973) 10). No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam - Prof Jega (2015) 11). Anyone who reads this without laughing, is either looking for job or needs money badly - Barack Obama (2014). Share and Like it 8 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: I Bet You You Have Never Heard These Wise Sayings- Most-kept Secrets by Bobbyjay001(m): 1:04pm On Sep 01, 2015 |
He who typed this trash expecting to crack our ribs without knowing we've heard it more than 100 times is a dullard - Muhammadu Buhari(1890) 1 Like |
Re: I Bet You You Have Never Heard These Wise Sayings- Most-kept Secrets by Nobody: 3:07pm On Sep 01, 2015 |
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Re: I Bet You You Have Never Heard These Wise Sayings- Most-kept Secrets by Nobody: 12:28am On Sep 02, 2015 |
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Re: I Bet You You Have Never Heard These Wise Sayings- Most-kept Secrets by bolaji3071(m): 7:57am On Sep 02, 2015 |
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