Kolade354:
Afetr 50 games:LVG has won 27.
After 50 Games:LVG has won 27
After 50 games:Moyes Had won 27.
Van Gaal has spent about €250m more
Better than chelsea Indeed!!!

dopeJemi:

You know him?

dopeJemi:


When I said achievements, I wasn't talking about team trophies and all

Let's remove achievements now.. rooney and costa are still not mates in football

Mata carried your team for two years and won chelsea's best player, pedro was in a team were the best players in the world played, let pedro carry this present chelsea team and win the club's best player

List fabregas' other attributes


It's still too early to judge depay, even at that, the nigga has two goals and two assists to his name

moneysoldier2:

U guys need to take ur eyes out of the epl for once


No offence

How don't u know him?
That guy that sees freekicks as penalties


He is from turkey

Chestar5:


i was not asking u anyway that was one lame boring joke but u wont understand it is

weedtaker:

Hakan Çalhanoğlu (Turkish
pronunciation: [ˈhaːkan
ˈt͡ʃaɫhanoːɫu], born 8 February
1994) is a Turkish footballer who
plays as an attacking midfielder
for english club Manchester
United and the Turkish national
team. He is known for his ability
of scoring from free kicks.[1]
wikipedia just changed de guys club from leverkusen to manchester united, if you doubt me, go and check wiki now.. De guy is a brilliant attacking midfielder who can play in any of the front 3 of a christmas tree 4 5 1.

weedtaker:
na wa o, na only premier league una de watch

moneysoldier2:

Just because u didn't get it doesn't mean its lame

Its a joke that is trending

Pataki:


LOL! You get luck say I don retire from shining eye on ya babe.

hensben:
rooney has never lead manure to any trophy, he has always been a squad player. Your last epl trophy was won by RVP. Rooney individual award is null and void. Rooney is an average player who was hyped by English media to stardom
White pele ko, green maradona ni.
Costa>>> Rooney. Robaldinho shot fame in football>>>giggs long stay in manure. Ronaldinho is a world legend while giggs is manure legend. Nor be by how far but how well.

dopeJemi:


Yes.. you know him?

elampiro:

Okay, but you sourced from wiki. I thought you would be telling us what you knew about him.
It looks like Herrera will find a sit belt. Mata permanently glued to the right. That is if there won't be further signings to put more people out of the stating eleven.

moneysoldier2:
Just because u didn't get it doesn't mean its lame
Its a joke that is trending

Kolade354:
as far as am concern rooney is dead currently personal achievement aside!!!

weedtaker:
yes na nah, i posted the wikipedia source, just to give u guys prove that the've changed his current team to manchester united, i did watch the guy last season, he's a set piece specialist, the say he plays like oezil but to me he plays like that stoke city's player that wears the number 10 jersey, his name is anutovic or sumtin lyk dat.
P.s: He's good at taking long shots, and he's a good passer of de ball. Atleast the creativity L.V.G is looking for will certainly be found in de guy.

elampiro:


That wiki is not in anyway a confirmation.

dopeJemi:

Who is that?

weedtaker:
gradually gradually iya jemi go know say de joke make sense, remember.. Everything is a PROCESS

weedtaker:
na wa o, na only premier league una de watch

elampiro:
UEFA issue 100% confirmation that David De Gea will remain at Man United [Tweet]

Mourinholic:
Years ago,Ronaldo didn't know Gotze before they played in ucl

moneysoldier2:

Lol na girl she be that's why

She for no the joke but honey moon things with dopejemi

RooRuudRonSaha:
when a chelsea fan comments, you will know, you have the brain of a hen. Costa still dreams of being a Rooney. Costa is probably older than Rooney, Some Questions for you, has costa scored in the UCl for Chelsea yet ? How many goals has costa all his life. Has Costa won a Fifa organized Medal Before, has he won the world club cup, Has Costa touched the UCL trophy before, even though Wazza is underperforming he is still what costa will dream of. Wazza is greater than Chelsea FC, fans and Management.

RooRuudRonSaha:
Hen's Bean this is for you

Individual

PFA Players' Player of the Year (1): 2009–10[115]
PFA Young Player of the Year (2): 2004–05,[304] 2005–06[304]
PFA Fans' Player of the Year (2): 2005–06,[304] 2009–10[304]
PFA Premier League Team of the Year (3): 2005–06,[304] 2009–10,[304] 2011–12[304]
Football Writers' Player of the Year (1): 2009–10[305]
Sir Matt Busby Player of the Year (2): 2005–06,[304] 2009–10[304]
BBC Young Sports Personality of the Year (1): 2002[39]
Bravo Award (1): 2003[306]
Golden Boy Award (1): 2004[307]

Club

Premier League (5): 2006–07, 2007–08, 2008–09, 2010–11, 2012–13
Football League Cup (2): 2005–06, 2009–10
FA Community Shield (3): 2007, 2010, 2011
UEFA Champions League (1): 2007–08
FIFA Club World Cup (1): 2008

Club Season League FA Cup League Cup Europe Other Total
Apps Goals Apps Goals Apps Goals Apps Goals Apps Goals Apps Goals
Everton 2002–03 33 6 1 0 3 2 – – 37 8
2003–04 34 9 3 0 3 0 – – 40 9
Total 67 15 4 0 6 2 – – 77 17
Manchester United 2004–05 29 11 6 3 2 0 6 3 0 0 43 17
2005–06 36 16 3 0 4 2 5 1 – 48 19
2006–07 35 14 7 5 1 0 12 4 – 55 23
2007–08 27 12 4 2 0 0 11 4 1 0 43 18
2008–09 30 12 2 1 1 0 13 4 3 3 49 20
2009–10 32 26 1 0 3 2 7 5 1 1 44 34
2010–11 28 11 2 1 0 0 9 4 1 0 40 16
2011–12 34 27 1 2 0 0 7 5 1 0 43 34
2012–13 27 12 3 3 1 0 6 1 – 37 16
2013–14 29 17 0 0 2 0 9 2 0 0 40 19
2014–15 33 12 4 2 0 0 – – 37 14
2015–16 4 0 0 0 0 0 2 3 – 6 3
Total 344 170 33 19 14 4 87 36 7 4 485 233[3]
Career total 411 185 36 19 20 6 87 36 7 4 562 250[3]
UEFA Euro 2004 Team of the Tournament
FIFPro World Young Player of the Year (1): 2004–05[304]
Premier League Player of the Season (1): 2009–10[308]
Premier League Player of the Month (5): February 2005, December 2005, March 2006, October 2007, January 2010
England Player of the Year (3): 2008,[309] 2009,[309] 2014[309]
FIFA Club World Cup Golden Ball (1): 2008[310]
FIFA FIFPro World XI (1): 2011[304]
Premier League 20 Seasons Awards (1992–93 to 2011–12): Best Goal (vs. Manchester City, 12 February 2011)[311]

RooRuudRonSaha:
Hen's Bean this is for you

Individual

PFA Players' Player of the Year (1): 2009–10[115]
PFA Young Player of the Year (2): 2004–05,[304] 2005–06[304]
PFA Fans' Player of the Year (2): 2005–06,[304] 2009–10[304]
PFA Premier League Team of the Year (3): 2005–06,[304] 2009–10,[304] 2011–12[304]
Football Writers' Player of the Year (1): 2009–10[305]
Sir Matt Busby Player of the Year (2): 2005–06,[304] 2009–10[304]
BBC Young Sports Personality of the Year (1): 2002[39]
Bravo Award (1): 2003[306]
Golden Boy Award (1): 2004[307]
UEFA Euro 2004 Team of the Tournament
FIFPro World Young Player of the Year (1): 2004–05[304]
Premier League Player of the Season (1): 2009–10[308]
Premier League Player of the Month (5): February 2005, December 2005, March 2006, October 2007, January 2010
England Player of the Year (3): 2008,[309] 2009,[309] 2014[309]
FIFA Club World Cup Golden Ball (1): 2008[310]
FIFA FIFPro World XI (1): 2011[304]
Premier League 20 Seasons Awards (1992–93 to 2011–12): Best Goal (vs. Manchester City, 12 February 2011)[311]

Mourinholic:

Best freekick taker in d world